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coronavirus posted:I hope you don't live with anyone else, because the rear end to rear end water bidet transmission rate of covid-19 is 100% You don't push your rear end on the faucet you savage. Unless it's one of those japanese toys where the asswater falls back on the sprinkler.
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Sten Freak posted:This is grim. People sent out as cured and then it comes back or they are reinfected somehow. more like a gently caress up than an evolving virus, one person. quote:“Once you have the infection, it could remain dormant and with minimal symptoms, and then you can get an exacerbation if it finds its way into the lungs,” said Prof Philip Tierno at New York University’s school of medicine. He said much remained unknown about the virus. “I’m not certain that this is not biphasic, like anthrax,” he said, meaning the disease might appear to go away before recurring. A Grand Egg fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Feb 27, 2020 |
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cda posted:I spent all my pump money on a penis one Wait a few weeks and you’ll be able to trade a single bean for one. These beans are going to moon. Just hodl. e: sorry thought I was in the cspam thread
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A Grand Egg posted:You will get to find out what your Boss really does, you may be surprised you can actually run the place without them. Yeah, I've had jobs like that for sure! But this is a plant/flower shop and she does a poo poo ton, lol. I could easily pick up the mantle for some of the things she does but I'm certainly nowhere near her level - if someone came up to me needing a humongous wedding or funerary order, I'd probably freeze up. I mostly deal with the plant side of things. Yes I went to school to talk about plants.
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Plant MONSTER. posted:Yeah, I've had jobs like that for sure! But this is a plant/flower shop and she does a poo poo ton, lol. I could easily pick up the mantle for some of the things she does but I'm certainly nowhere near her level - if someone came up to me needing a humongous wedding or funerary order, I'd probably freeze up. Its your shop now buddy, just sell plants
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A Grand Egg posted:Its your shop now buddy, just
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I just bought 5 kg of beans, how can i make booze with them?!?!
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El Pipila posted:I just bought 5 kg of beans, how can i make booze with them?!?!
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El Pipila posted:I just bought 5 kg of beans, how can i make booze with them?!?! This may help.... https://www.thebrewsite.com/apocalypse-beer-ferment-anything/
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El Pipila posted:I just bought 5 kg of beans, how can i make booze with them?!?! Starch is a carbohydrate and in beans but making it viable.... It seems you may have to malt them like barley before they will work. But it will taste poo poo im sure. A Grand Egg fucked around with this message at 19:27 on Feb 27, 2020 |
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El Pipila posted:Really doesn't matter If you have yeast just use plain sugar, yeast, and some beans to taste. 5 parts water, 1 part sugar, 1 packet yeast. Pour the sugar in the brewing container Add water and yeast. (Traditional bucket is 30 litres, so the optimum recipe includes 5 kg of sugar and 1 packet of yeast.) Cover the top but not air tight, if its a bottle use a condom with a pinhole, or use cling film and elastic band for larger. Leave it until the fermentation is stopped (1 - 2 weeks) This is Finnish Kilju A Grand Egg fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Feb 27, 2020 |
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A Grand Egg posted:Kilju and it loving will
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A Grand Egg posted:If you have yeast just use plain sugar, yeast, and some beans to taste. Also traditionally you only wait a few days and then poo poo yourself out in agony while puking and crying. The full Finnish experience.
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Books On Tape posted:Our plan is kinda one of stages. Which stage does the couple swapping start
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And we have to 14 new cases in Germany. Probably thanks to that rear end in a top hat who went to a carnival thing with 300 guests despite having a fever. Corona or not, who the hell feels poo poo, has a fever and decides "hey let's go to this party"....
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Hopper posted:And we have to 14 new cases in Germany. Probably thanks to that rear end in a top hat who went to a carnival thing with 300 guests despite having a fever. Everyone on earth is a moron, it amazes me that we have anyone self-isolating at all.
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Hopper posted:And we have to 14 new cases in Germany. Probably thanks to that rear end in a top hat who went to a carnival thing with 300 guests despite having a fever. Im sure Germans are bizarre Tim and Eric weirdly tanned parodys of humans who feel bad all the time.   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLeQl0iXT-4 A Grand Egg fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Feb 27, 2020 |
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Working in dental hygiene puts me directly in the line of fire to the point where I'm guaranteed to get the virus if I encounter a patient with it. Oh well, gently caress it. I can't go to a hospital or even a doctor because I have the extreme misfortune of being an american, so hey, gently caress it. Probably won't die, just feel lovely. Then again I got bronchitis a few times as a kid so maybe it will kill me. I hate my job anyway so getting sick and dying just means I can retire early.
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Books On Tape posted:Our plan is kinda one of stages. Lol. Your buddy is gonna turn cult leader and march all the men off of that very nice cove. That, or a band of hardened 12 year olds get you City of God style.
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The Skeleton King posted:Working in dental hygiene puts me directly in the line of fire to the point where I'm guaranteed to get the virus if I encounter a patient with it. Do you get sick a lot?
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I love the symptoms are:quote:Symptoms can range from mild illness to pneumonia. Some people will recover easily, and others may get very sick very quickly. People with coronavirus may experience: This is also drop off time for last years influenza shots which didnt peak until like mid year. A Grand Egg fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Feb 27, 2020 |
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thgis is one of my favorite album covers of all time, ty for posting it here, it makes me feel better about the 'rona
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Hopper posted:And we have to 14 new cases in Germany. Probably thanks to that rear end in a top hat who went to a carnival thing with 300 guests despite having a fever. "Hey this party is gonna own and I've been looking forward to it for ages, I can just jam myself to the gills with dayquil and have fun for a few hours. I'm totally on the mend anyways"
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The Glumslinger posted:"Hey this party is gonna own and I've been looking forward to it for ages, I can just jam myself to the gills with dayquil and have fun for a few hours. I'm totally on the mend anyways"
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Just stay at home if youre sick, how do you survive? Work it out? Hero A Grand Egg fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Feb 27, 2020 |
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Hopper posted:And we have to 14 new cases in Germany. Probably thanks to that rear end in a top hat who went to a carnival thing with 300 guests despite having a fever. Yeah honestly I've had a low grade fever the past few days (after travelling) and got a cough just today. And it wasn't until like a few minutes ago when I read the symptoms that I was like 'oh hrm'. Luckily I've been basically quarantined since I got back. I didn't really think about it because I get fevers pretty easily and I hadn't slept well at all. If my cough is at all worse tomorrow I'm going to go get tested. I will 99.9998% be fine (35 y/o male, no smoking/heart disease/lung nonsense, clean air) but I'm really not looking forward to sitting in my apartment with my wife and toddler for two weeks. Honestly, once a world leader dies, and not even a major one, this mess is really going to be crazy.
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:I'm CHINESE and I'm in your neighborhood! Just SNEEZIN', sneezing EVERYWHERE. All over your HOUSE your DOG your BAKED GOODS hell yes join me friends Ahaha its loving working!!!! I live in solano county bitches!!!
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A Grand Egg posted:Just stay at home if youre sick, how do you survive? Work it out? Lets not be partisan about it. Anyone gathering for political reasons deserves to get it.
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Shaocaholica posted:Lets not be partisan about it. Anyone gathering for political reasons deserves to get it. Good thing there's nothing happening in america right now that usually involves a lot of gatherings for political reasons
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cda posted:Good thing there's nothing happening in america right now that usually involves a lot of gatherings for political reasons
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Reported, just awful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpKvtbAMw9Y
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coronavirus posted:I hope you don't live with anyone else, because the rear end to rear end water bidet transmission rate of covid-19 is 100% That's unfortunate because Japan has bidets everywhere.
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