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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Those are two people who made the mistake of eating spicy food and now badly need a toilet before their firewalls are breached.

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Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

I dunno if this was more 80s or 90s, but a deathy fear of kids dying in discarded fridges. If my childhood was to be believed, a fridge was just a whirling vortex of death to anyone under 12 years old.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
80s. Punky Brewster did a thing on it.

Probably rooted in the time when fridges had those locking arm bars and poo poo.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Neito posted:

I dunno if this was more 80s or 90s, but a deathy fear of kids dying in discarded fridges. If my childhood was to be believed, a fridge was just a whirling vortex of death to anyone under 12 years old.

I have a feeling that was due more to old 40's and 50's fridges with exterior locking latches finally giving up the ghost and being left out on the curb, because if you got trapped in one of those you would have been hosed.

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

Iron Crowned posted:

I have a feeling that was due more to old 40's and 50's fridges with exterior locking latches finally giving up the ghost and being left out on the curb, because if you got trapped in one of those you would have been hosed.

It was. In the late 70’s I heard a TON of warnings and pictures of dead kids being hauled out of refrigerators, and they were all those chrome handled click-latch fridges from wayyy back that were ancient relics even at the time.

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

JnnyThndrs posted:

It was. In the late 70’s I heard a TON of warnings and pictures of dead kids being hauled out of refrigerators, and they were all those chrome handled click-latch fridges from wayyy back that were ancient relics even at the time.

You could find those fridges in the woods all the time in the 80's. After that, people made a point of pulling the doors when they found them. It was drilled into all of is in the '80s to never climb inside a fridge when playing hide and go seek in the woods.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Maybe people shouldn't leave their drat trash in the forest.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

KozmoNaut posted:

Maybe people shouldn't leave their drat trash in the forest.

Where else am I supposed to get porn then, smart guy?

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
These poses are so 90's

frankee
Dec 29, 2017

die hard arcade game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkgGX4ELgNE

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Croccers posted:

These poses are so 90's


My first thought for this was an ingrained "ugh, gently caress off, scott stapp."

Bloopsy
Jun 1, 2006

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Played the hell out of this for Saturn. Very underrated game.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

KozmoNaut posted:

Maybe people shouldn't leave their drat trash in the forest.

That's what people did back then. Rather than put effort into disposing of your dead appliances, you just borrowed your buddy's truck and left it out in the woods or dumped it in the river.

Why do you think "no dumping" signs persist to this day?

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
I was reading a comic and thought of you guys



I'm ashamed to admit I actually kind of like it because it's just SO STUPID.



It also has the president of future-USA drop one-liners like this:




I don't think this style of XtREEM comic really survived the 90s well. I'm still not sure if it's actually on a transcendental level of irony.

(1998)

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/dril/status/247222360309121024?s=20

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

Yo!
The fridge/freezer thing isn't really just about the ones with latches. They have pretty strong magnetic/vacuum seals, especially freezers. They are easy to open from the outside with the benefit of a handle (leverage) but from within it's a bit more difficult. Especially for a little kid. This holds true with even today's modern appliances. That seal is tough.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Can't say I've seen Die Hard yet this year, but that's a lot different from what I remember.

Other than the final showdown with a katana-wielding Hans Gruber, because who can forget that?

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Bloopsy posted:

Played the hell out of this for Saturn. Very underrated game.

IMO, Die Hard Arcade lives on in the Yakuza series, big time. Crazy action, QTEs, picking stuff up and beating people with it, skyscrapers, it's all there. Sure, there's lots of Shenmue-esque side content, but the action is way closer to Die Hard/Dynamite Deka. They're like 40 hour JRPG versions of the same concept.

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy

This seems a little off. In the 80's and early 90's beige, teal, or other warm toned refrigerators and other appliances were still prominent, with "pure white" appliances becoming popular in the mid 90's. Stainless steel is definitely a 2000's and later thing and is still the most prominent design now. I don't recall seeing a smart refrigerator prior to 2009 at the earliest. Not that it matters of course.

Bloopsy
Jun 1, 2006

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Dewgy posted:

IMO, Die Hard Arcade lives on in the Yakuza series, big time. Crazy action, QTEs, picking stuff up and beating people with it, skyscrapers, it's all there. Sure, there's lots of Shenmue-esque side content, but the action is way closer to Die Hard/Dynamite Deka. They're like 40 hour JRPG versions of the same concept.

I played through Yakuza Zero last summer and now that you mention it that's a pretty accurate comparison.


For content, I might have posted this last year but anyone who said they didn't see this commercial countless times in the 90s is lying:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N89qnlZM0i0

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Oh, no, I saw that commercial a million goddamn times. I still get the song clips in my head.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Bloopsy posted:

For content, I might have posted this last year but anyone who said they didn't see this commercial countless times in the 90s is lying:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N89qnlZM0i0

See also:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJSjrox_2s

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

Oh, no, I saw that commercial a million goddamn times. I still get the song clips in my head.

I think my continuing fondness for a few of these is solely because I heard them so often on this commercial.

But out of all the Sweet songs available, they went with Little Willy? It also hit me that One Tin Soldier (The Legend of Billy Jack) was used in the Billy Jack movie, which if you've never seen it, is certainly ... something. The whole series is wild.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

RC and Moon Pie posted:

I think my continuing fondness for a few of these is solely because I heard them so often on this commercial.

But out of all the Sweet songs available, they went with Little Willy? It also hit me that One Tin Soldier (The Legend of Billy Jack) was used in the Billy Jack movie, which if you've never seen it, is certainly ... something. The whole series is wild.

And Coven was this real, black magik witchcraft HAIL SATAN band and then their only hit was some wimpy cartoon we used to sing at summer camp. Also up until I discovered Todd in the Shadows, I thought The NIght Chicago Died was about the Great Chicago Fire.

Thing is, most of these songs are on the playlist at work.

empty baggie
Oct 22, 2003

Bloopsy posted:




For content, I might have posted this last year but anyone who said they didn't see this commercial countless times in the 90s is lying:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N89qnlZM0i0

Supposedly this one is from 1988, but i remember it being played all the time in the early 90's.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3CnvphQs04

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Yeah because they’d hawk that poo poo for years [fake edit: maaannnn]

I wonder how successful publishing companies are with compilations like these now, with music streaming services offering dozens of playlists like this across dozens of genres. There’s still probably a market for them but it’s dying out with the olds.

empty baggie
Oct 22, 2003

Freedom Rock is still available on Amazon, but it's around 50 bucks.

Gone Fashing
Aug 4, 2004

KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNCiXKpO94g
this is the one i saw most often along with pure moods

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the best late 80s/early 90s commercial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7veciQZgYo

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Gone Fashing posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNCiXKpO94g
this is the one i saw most often along with pure moods

poo poo, I remember this still getting played on Comedy Central well into the 2000s, although I vaguely recall that they updated it to include Every Rose Has Its Thorn...

eminkey2003
Oct 11, 2009
I have an old VHS with this ad, and it's just the worst. The 90s were the golden age of FeEl GoOd FaMiLy FuN :barf:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKVjg-r9ZDw

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

eminkey2003 posted:

I have an old VHS with this ad, and it's just the worst. The 90s were the golden age of FeEl GoOd FaMiLy FuN :barf:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKVjg-r9ZDw

That's a bunch of movies from the 70's to the early 90's at most, probably just their first times on home video.

Straight to video movies from the 80's and 90's wasn't strictly for horror, kids movies were probably at least as rife with it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptBcd1WCbIc

no broccoli please
Apr 20, 2007

no broccoli please you are nice here is a Nathaniel Hawthorne avatar
Cool Rock is the one that hits my nostalgia the hardest.
https://youtu.be/wSnZi0YTmuo

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkmWboM6DgM

I remember seeing this one until at least late '90/early 91.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
ThEy'Re CoMiNg To TaKe Me AwAy, HaHa
THeY'rE cOmInG tO tAkE mE aWaY, hOhO

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq4TDpa1zF0

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no

FilthyImp posted:

ThEy'Re CoMiNg To TaKe Me AwAy, HaHa
THeY'rE cOmInG tO tAkE mE aWaY, hOhO
Uh that was more of a 70s thing.

Bloopsy
Jun 1, 2006

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empty baggie posted:

Supposedly this one is from 1988, but i remember it being played all the time in the early 90's.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3CnvphQs04

Ha I saw the thumbnail and the memory of this came crashing back.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


WithoutTheFezOn posted:

Uh that was more of a 70s thing.

90s used it in commercials

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FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

WithoutTheFezOn posted:

Uh that was more of a 70s thing.
Whatever weird disco compilation they peddled, along with Rick Dees' Disco duck, was on constantly on Cartoon Network

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