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NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Baby Jesus sent coronavirus to punish the boomers.

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

Baby Jesus sent coronavirus to punish the boomers.

you know he grew up eventually, right

Zotix
Aug 14, 2011



Beans beans the magical fruit

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Squizzle posted:

you know he grew up eventually, right

He grew up to be a virus
Crashed the whole economy and reverted us to papyrus

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Squizzle posted:

you know he grew up eventually, right

focus group prefers Baby Jesus

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009


cherry? interesting

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
highly recomend listening to this while the economy craters and thousands of horrible boomers shuffle around spreading corona from one end of this country to another in a montage of reckoning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzDVaKRApcg

Reverend Dr
Feb 9, 2005

Thanks Reverend

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

Baby Jesus sent coronavirus to punish the boomers.

keep going

Coronavirus was sent by GOD to punish boomers for their hubris,
the only thing that can save you is universal healthcare.

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
DONT FORGET TO BUY SARDINES

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

I hit up several bars in Tokyo last night but thankfully I smoked a bunch so I'm invincible.

Zotix
Aug 14, 2011



The worst part about this is now that The Donald has been fully run off of reddit I can't see their reaction to this all going sideways on their boy.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Zotix posted:

The worst part about this is now that The Donald has been fully run off of reddit I can't see their reaction to this all going sideways on their boy.

check qanon hash-tags on the twitter

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Zotix posted:

The worst part about this is now that The Donald has been fully run off of reddit I can't see their reaction to this all going sideways on their boy.

it'd probably just be boring denialism

what's the official mortality rate anyway, compared to regular flu?

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




Zotix posted:

The worst part about this is now that The Donald has been fully run off of reddit I can't see their reaction to this all going sideways on their boy.

oh poo poo they finally did it?

Dog Toothbrush
Oct 21, 2019

by Reene

Epic High Five posted:

it'd probably just be boring denialism

what's the official mortality rate anyway, compared to regular flu?

10-20x as high assuming you have free healthcare and a government willing to do what it takes to reduce the spread

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Squizzle posted:

check qanon hash-tags on the twitter

lol did the Qanon idiots already shift from "this is great, an excuse for martial law!" to "it's fake news deep state coup trying to make strong daddy look bad!"?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Siljmonster posted:

DONT FORGET TO BUY SARDINES
pickled eggs and pepperoni

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

the donald seems to still be there? also looks like they have an offsite as well

Zotix
Aug 14, 2011



U-DO Burger posted:

oh poo poo they finally did it?

I guess reddit removed half the moderation staff and they packed their poo poo up and are moving to another site.

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY
Can't wait for E3 to be completely Nintendo Direct style this year

Jamsta
Dec 16, 2006

Oh you want some too? Fuck you!

RockyB posted:

Goons I've just been shopping, can someone take a look at my prepper haul and tell me if I've missed anything?

- Basmati Rice: 10kg
- Tuna: 24 tins
- British Baked Beans (Heinz): 16 tins
- Tinned Green Beans: 16 cans
- Curly Fries: 5kg
- 40lbs of red meat
- Coke: 12 pallets of 64 cans = 768 cans
- Lemsip MAXX: 2 packets
- Bourbon: 6 bottles
- Vodka: 2 bottles
- Prosecco: 12 bottles
- Amaretto: 1 bottle
- Dish Cloths: 21
- Diesel: 20 litres
- Lighters: 2
- Kidney Beans: 1 tin

This will cover me for two weeks, right?

Dont forget bacon and 2 cartons of B&H.

Gotta smoke your meat somehow

Zotix
Aug 14, 2011



CODChimera posted:

the donald seems to still be there? also looks like they have an offsite as well

Sort by new. They've packed up and moved off site for the most part. There's only been two new posts in like 6h.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Paper masks are sold out anyway but I figure I can save money by buying a reusable mask and disinfecting it, does anyone know how to go about installing an N95 filter on one of these?

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

Doorknob Slobber posted:

i love how the timing is perfect for trump to call the election a farce when he loses

oh, there's a pretty decent chance the DNC ratfucks Bernie and truanp wins 45-48 states lmao

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Dolphin posted:

Like the majority of employers will literally tell people if they don't come in they'll be fired.

Well, even if the employers didn't do this. Many of the retail and food service employees don't get any (or much) paid sick time off... So, missing a week of work because you got the coronavirus means you're out 25% of your monthly pay and probably homeless.

Zotix
Aug 14, 2011



SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Well, even if the employers didn't do this. Many of the retail and food service employees don't get any (or much) paid sick time off... So, missing a week of work because you got the coronavirus means you're out 25% of your monthly pay and probably homeless.

Even a normal employer give what 16-20 PTO days a year?

Two weeks of quarantine, God forbid more if youre actually sick and you're now out of PTO time and likely more.

SchrodingersCat
Aug 23, 2011
If anyone in the thread wants masks to go with their beans, I have been having good luck finding masks and whatnot at unusual places like woodcrafting and paint hobbyist websites.

I just bought my wife a p100 mask with replaceable filters for 20 dollars. A lot better than disposable masks. It kind of looks like a gimp mask, which makes it even better.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Zotix posted:

Even a normal employer give what 16-20 PTO days a year?

Two weeks of quarantine, God forbid more if youre actually sick and you're now out of PTO time and likely more.

likely for this poo poo, sane employers will not charge you for it. The above scenario of hourly workers not getting paid though is going to be a huge problem

my basic prediction is because of necessity we will lapse into socialism temporarily and then because we are stupid as poo poo we will learn nothing from it and immediately return to dehumanizing and horrific capitalism with no cognitive dissonance

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Well, even if the employers didn't do this. Many of the retail and food service employees don't get any (or much) paid sick time off... So, missing a week of work because you got the coronavirus means you're out 25% of your monthly pay and probably homeless.

Sheriffs are gonna be dispatched in full hazmat suits to evict people lol

small butter
Oct 8, 2011

Dog Toothbrush posted:

10-20x as high assuming you have free healthcare and a government willing to do what it takes to reduce the spread

Flu: 0.0143% (14.3 deaths per 100,000 nationally)

If Corona is 2%, that's like 140x.

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
the only good thing about this for me

I have a blowhard coworker who looks/acts just like rush limbaugh, listens to his whole show every day, and constantly parrots rush/fox taking points, rocks the maga hat, etc. my whole department hates this fat lazy fucker.

anyway he put in his retirement papers on 1/1, he walks out the door at the end of march, and his 401k is making GBS threads the bed and it's too late to take it back, he has to walk away from the table lmao

last week he was calling it a liberal plot to discredit his president and was a total media sham and today he was stone cold silent

Owns Owns Owns

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
I guess a lot of folks are gonna have some time to learn to code

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

twoday posted:

Paper masks are sold out anyway but I figure I can save money by buying a reusable mask and disinfecting it, does anyone know how to go about installing an N95 filter on one of these?



If you only breathe weed smoke you're good, because the fire from lighting the weed disinfects the air. To not get infected, it is as simple as never again drawing another breath that isn't a fat fuckin juicy bodacious bongrip

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



FistEnergy posted:

the only good thing about this for me

I have a blowhard coworker who looks/acts just like rush limbaugh, listens to his whole show every day, and constantly parrots rush/fox taking points, rocks the maga hat, etc. my whole department hates this fat lazy fucker.

anyway he put in his retirement papers on 1/1, he walks out the door at the end of march, and his 401k is making GBS threads the bed and it's too late to take it back, he has to walk away from the table lmao

last week he was calling it a liberal plot to discredit his president, and today he was stone cold silent

Owns Owns Owns

lmao he was still in the market right up to the final day? what a dumbass

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Epic High Five posted:

Sheriffs are gonna be dispatched in full hazmat suits to evict people lol

the chud sheriffs are going to infect themselves evicting people who "just have the flu"

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

Epic High Five posted:

lmao he was still in the market right up to the final day? what a dumbass

once you put in papers, your date is set. if your 401k is down when your date arrives, you can't stick around and hope to bounce back. most guys go super conservative, capital preservation style the last few years. but he believes in this sweet rear end trump economic boom, no way it'll ever end, maga all the way baybeeeeee! keep stacking bills until the end

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

FistEnergy posted:

the only good thing about this for me

I have a blowhard coworker who looks/acts just like rush limbaugh, listens to his whole show every day, and constantly parrots rush/fox taking points, rocks the maga hat, etc. my whole department hates this fat lazy fucker.

anyway he put in his retirement papers on 1/1, he walks out the door at the end of march, and his 401k is making GBS threads the bed and it's too late to take it back, he has to walk away from the table lmao

last week he was calling it a liberal plot to discredit his president and was a total media sham and today he was stone cold silent

Owns Owns Owns
Nice to see some good come out of all this

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

pigz posted:

Honestly this Coronavirus story is probably the most Insane unlikely bulllshit I've ever seen. The sheer stupidity of everyone involved is jsut mind bending.

I have to admit trump holding up tiny colorful paper and declaring the US The best prepared Country in the world just for a whistle-blower story to come out immediately after about hiow we don't even train people or provide PPE is some choice crack ping. Jesus.

On the stupidity front the previous winner was when the secret service were brought in to help investigate silk road, one of the agents left the very first meeting, before it was even over, after getting admin access to the site and immediately started scamming people and stealing all the bitcoins.

Wait how did the secret service guy get admin

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




FistEnergy posted:

the only good thing about this for me

I have a blowhard coworker who looks/acts just like rush limbaugh, listens to his whole show every day, and constantly parrots rush/fox taking points, rocks the maga hat, etc. my whole department hates this fat lazy fucker.

anyway he put in his retirement papers on 1/1, he walks out the door at the end of march, and his 401k is making GBS threads the bed and it's too late to take it back, he has to walk away from the table lmao

last week he was calling it a liberal plot to discredit his president and was a total media sham and today he was stone cold silent

Owns Owns Owns

ask him what he plans to do w all his free time and retirement savings :yaybutt:

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U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




FistEnergy posted:

the only good thing about this for me

I have a blowhard coworker who looks/acts just like rush limbaugh, listens to his whole show every day, and constantly parrots rush/fox taking points, rocks the maga hat, etc. my whole department hates this fat lazy fucker.

anyway he put in his retirement papers on 1/1, he walks out the door at the end of march, and his 401k is making GBS threads the bed and it's too late to take it back, he has to walk away from the table lmao

last week he was calling it a liberal plot to discredit his president and was a total media sham and today he was stone cold silent

Owns Owns Owns

:crnasickos:

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