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Zero One posted:I have a theory... Pretty impressive how the proper test for an unprepared administration was a pandemic rather than absolutely everything else they did wrong. And that the pandemic was the excuse the markets would have to finally collapse after almost three years of massive overpricing and ignoring of market realities.
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Trump will survive this. Literally. The masses can die and he'll be one of the few remaining survivors, chomping on big macs in a secured shelter under the WH.
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Bronze Fonz posted:Trump will survive this. He'll catch it from a contaminated Whopper that was sneezed on by a drive-thru employee.
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Feb 28, 2020 00:01
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Shelf stable genius.
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Feb 28, 2020 00:02
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Trump will burn through the emergency supplies by demanding two scoops of astronaut ice cream with every meal.
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Feb 28, 2020 00:04
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Nature finally says "gently caress it" "You guys really aren't going to try and save yourselves? You're really just going to multiply endlessly, making everything else around you extinct, and destroying your own life support system? Fine, gently caress it. Maybe this is what you need"
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Feb 28, 2020 00:06
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numberoneposter posted:Shelf stable genius. 
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Feb 28, 2020 00:06
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What if the only cure for this ends up involving finding somebody else who has it and farting into eachother's assholes
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Feb 28, 2020 00:08
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Relayer posted:What if the only cure for this ends up involving finding somebody else who has it and farting into eachother's assholes Don't kinkshame
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Feb 28, 2020 00:10
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Larry "“We have contained this”. “I won’t say airtight, but pretty close to airtight.”,” Kudlow is now on the President's coronavirus team.
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Feb 28, 2020 00:15
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First confirmed case in the Netherlands. A dude who had just returned from Italy.
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Feb 28, 2020 00:16
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News here has gone into panic mode about the economy. Is it as bad as they're making out?
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Feb 28, 2020 00:20
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alphabettitouretti posted:News here has gone into panic mode about the economy. Is it as bad as they're making out? Check back in a week lmao
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alphabettitouretti posted:News here has gone into panic mode about the economy. Is it as bad as they're making out? number go up and number go down. if you have long term investments like 401k don't sweat it as it will regain value and also there's nothing you can do about it either
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Feb 28, 2020 00:23
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Necrothatcher posted:This coming week is going to be bananas. but i'm already short bananas to hedge against my long on beans!
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Feb 28, 2020 00:25
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Burt Sexual posted:I got a long email from my investment firm to not panic. Lol I’ve never gotten one before from them. quote:Like many investors right now, you may have questions or concerns about the recent volatility stemming from the coronavirus outbreak. Know that, as your Financial Advisors, we are here to help you understand what it means for the broader markets and your individual portfolio. I hope the next steps are to invest heavily into mask/vaccine manufacturers.
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Feb 28, 2020 00:26
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Repost the pandemic chant!
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Feb 28, 2020 00:27
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Coronavirus has moved from international to national and now today to my local news. March, it's gonna be everywhere.
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Feb 28, 2020 00:28
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alphabettitouretti posted:News here has gone into panic mode about the economy. Is it as bad as they're making out? Kind of on a knife's edge. Either it's about to bounce back slowly or next week will have a day with a Wikipedia page named "Black _____day 2020".
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Relayer posted:What if the only cure for this ends up involving finding somebody else who has it and farting into eachother's assholes What if they discovered the vaccine - you got it from tonguing an obese man's virus-spackled rear end in a top hat. He's strapped into stirrups and there's a long rear end queue. Just a little dab with your tongue on that Covid-covered taint means you get enough virus for immunity.
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Feb 28, 2020 00:34
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i hear it's a great time to buy a house. bad time to buy a decked out mad max anti-zombie road eliminator
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Your broker didn't call you??
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Feb 28, 2020 00:40
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We are getting more and more cases in Germany from people who were on holiday in Italy but Sweden has a woman who caught it on holiday in Germany. Which means it must be even more prevalent here then we thought. My guess is there are hundreds of very mild cases already spreading it all over the place. It makes zero sense that Munich doesn't have a new case already, there are hundreds of people going to Italy from here every weekend. I give it until Monday at most.
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Feb 28, 2020 00:40
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Yeah this poo poo is unstoppable by now.
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Feb 28, 2020 01:03
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the recovery rate is spiking on that site tho maybe we'll all be ok
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Feb 28, 2020 01:05
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:Is this the death cult that Idaho woman gave her kids to? That seems like the best case scenario. I bet food store delivery services are going to really take off soon.
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Uncle Lloyd posted:Luckily we now have coronavirus czar Mike Pence to help us all through. 
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the trump press conference was embarrassing asf as usual https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1233179043593363462
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Feb 28, 2020 01:09
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remember when Pence bravely navigated Indiana through the trenches of HIV and hepatitis largely created by his party's removal of planned parenthood funding
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this is a "good" post.
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Feb 28, 2020 01:12
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Burt Sexual posted:Like 4/5 articles on the AP news app are about corona Jfc I got a fever, and the only cure is about a year away. 
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Feb 28, 2020 01:22
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IDK anything about investing, but I think I’m going to throw some tax refund money at airline stocks.
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Y’all bean hoarders are scrub tier. We be stocking up on IOSAT IOSAT - Pack of 3 by Iosat - Octobe 2024 Expiration Date or Later https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01LMPIR06/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_QsgwEbKEM6HCG
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alphabettitouretti posted:News here has gone into panic mode about the economy. Is it as bad as they're making out? We just had the biggest Dow point drops in history (not that that means a lot because A) that's a record that's going to keep getting higher over time no matter what and B) it isn't the highest ever percentage drop). But what does matter is that the gains since last September are all gone, companies are apparently pondering just not posting earnings anymore and there's signs that are pointing to continued freefall on Friday (right now futures are up, but just a smidgen, and they were up yesterday by about the same amount before the megadrop).
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Feb 28, 2020 02:01
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I feel lovely and have a fever of 99.8 and live near the Bay Area is it the corona
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evilmiera posted:companies are apparently pondering just not posting earnings anymore If they're publicly traded, do they have that option?
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bird with big dick posted:I feel lovely and have a fever of 99.8 and live near the Bay Area is it the corona 
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Feb 28, 2020 02:08
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Is corona transmissible to cats I don’t want me little pookums to die with me she can feast on my corpse when I’m gone
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New (edit: suspected) case in Montreal. Health minister currently trying to reassure population that we're prepared and everything is under control. Thankfully I'M prepared, having bought 2 cans of corn this week. Also have a 1L bottle of water in the fridge.
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https://montrealgazette.com/health/quebec-has-first-suspected-case-of-coronavirus-reportsquote:Quebec has first suspected case of coronavirus: reports The person just got back from Iran. e: Live press conference here (in French): https://ici.radio-canada.ca/nouvelle/1640341/premier-cas-coronavirus-quebec-montreal
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