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In the airport on my way to Tokyo lmao So far only one prebooked venue has refunded my ticket, Teamlab Borderless. I just hope Skytree stays open for a few more days.
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Picnic Princess posted:Teamlab Borderless Can I request a name change for another user
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I am alert but not anxious.
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making GBS threads myself but with firm, unyielding stool and a powerful pair of underpants. God bless.
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What's a spuntum sunction and can I request it from a prostitute ?
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:Pretty sure it was just a joke Yea, I know, Space Goat Farts.
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Septum suction machine would be a great band name
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So the mailman just handed me a package for my office colleague. Dispatched in Wuhan... not joking. I furiously washed my hands just in case....
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unpacked robinhood posted:What's a spuntum sunction and can I request it from a prostitute ? it means instead of blowing into your lungs they suck out your lungs
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Good news about sputum suction machines is that virtually every room in a standard hospital is equipped with one... so hooray?
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pixelizedpope posted:Good news about sputum suction machines is that virtually every room in a standard hospital is equipped with one... so hooray? Here, I found one designed for you: 
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Nurge posted:Here, I found one designed for you: "Bougie Bulb" ?
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Can you construct your own sputum auction machine out of PVC pipe? Are they for sale on Amazon?
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This is unfortunate but not surprising given that healthcare is often very expensive and unavailable in LDC's, hopefully Canada can once again come to the rescue and provide some relief through our citizen's tax dollars
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Delthalaz posted:Can you construct your own sputum auction machine out of PVC pipe? Are they for sale on Amazon? A series of bendy straws would allow you to get way deep into the lungs and would work better
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First the Lord sends a plague to kill the bearded infidels, and then it turns out that the only cure is to be sucked off, constantly. If this hasn't convinced you that God is real I don't know what will.
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Lambert posted:Statistically, this means the rest of us have a higher chance of surviving. Thanks for your service! Every additional person who gets infected increases your chance of catching the virus.
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Feb 28, 2020 14:40
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I hate this planet. The stock is red today AGAIN I can't make any money when people are panicking. Sigh
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Just give me the coronavirus! I've had the flu before it wasnt really a big deal. Lets get this over with
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Btc usually goes up when other markets are in turmoil but even it's down a little. Truly, these are the end times, inshallah
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i came here to chew bubblegum and suck sputum and i'm all out of gum
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I'm less worried about the virus and more worried about everyone getting silly and clearing out all the supermarkets panic buying all the food and essentials
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Chrs posted:I'm less worried about the virus and more worried about everyone getting silly and clearing out all the supermarkets panic buying all the food and essentials And yet this is the one problem you can totally nullify with a modicum of preparation
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Looking forward to seeing self-righteous US soccer moms getting teargassed and beanbagged for breaking quarantine because rules don't apply to them.
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lol at everyone trying to be calm and collected in this thread. useless anxiety is where it’s at, losers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbTxfN8d2CI
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Yeah call me when the sacrifices start in Times Square pssshhh
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Confirmed case in Amsterdam, which is about thirty kilometers from where we live. I went to the store and got some supplies of stuff I'd really miss if there is a major disruption, like coffee and paracetamols and cooking oil. I usually have lots of food in the house anyway, at least a weeks worth, and if it comes down to it I can bake our own bread even. My husband thinks I'm over reacting, but this country is rear end to elbows with people, and with a toddler in the house I'd rather have an overabundance of caution.
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Professor Shark posted:Yeah call me when the sacrifices start in Times Square pssshhh And don't come in here with that hecatomb poo poo. Human or nothing
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Ralph Crammed In posted:Confirmed case in Amsterdam, which is about thirty kilometers from where we live. I went to the store and got some supplies of stuff I'd really miss if there is a major disruption, like coffee and paracetamols and cooking oil. I usually have lots of food in the house anyway, at least a weeks worth, and if it comes down to it I can bake our own bread even. My husband thinks I'm over reacting, but this country is rear end to elbows with people, and with a toddler in the house I'd rather have an overabundance of caution. Toddlers are fine. You may be hosed, but almost surely not. Old peeps deffo mostly hosed
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bob dobbs is dead posted:Toddlers are fine. You may be hosed, but almost surely not. Old peeps deffo mostly hosed Toddlers are fine but they are small incubators so child care structures will be amongst the first place to close so it's always good to be prepared for having to keep them home for weeks.
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:Toddlers are fine but they are small incubators so child care structures will be amongst the first place to close so it's always good to be prepared for having to keep them home for weeks. I'm a stay at home mom so my life is basically already quarantined but I would not want to deal with finding childcare for a toddler during an epidemic. My inlaws all have their kids in daycare, as do our neighbors, and I can't imagine the chaos if the kids have to stay at home but the parents still have to work. My sister in law is an ER nurse too, so she's going to be on extra duty.
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And that's if your toddler doesnt kill you because he ate infected toys
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Fartbox posted:Just give me the coronavirus! I've had the flu before it wasnt really a big deal. Lets get this over with the thing is, you can get it again, so there's no real "over it"
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Now’s a good time to perfect those bread and soup recipes
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Nah my body eats flu for breakfast
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Necrothatcher posted:I like that the reassuring response is, "chill out, not EVERYONE you love will die. Just, like, some of them." I mean, eventually. And not from coronavirus.
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