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TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

This is just brexit_voter.txt

“HOW DARE THE EU END FREE MOVEMENT FOR US AFTER WE ENDED FREE MOVEMENT FOR THEM”, etc, etc.

Meanwhile, TERFs currently out there getting their phrenology callipers out:



(Aquiline is a politically correct way of saying “Jew nose”)

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

TinTower posted:

Meanwhile, TERFs currently out there getting their phrenology callipers out:



(Aquiline is a politically correct way of saying “Jew nose”)

Good God drat, even if I were somehow damaged enough to share these people's bigotry, I can't imagine seeing someone on my side typing like this and not having serious second, third, up to seventh doubts about my position.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Marathanes posted:

Western style is bogus. Pants are terrible leg prisons. Wear what you want.

Women's jeans feel good to me though and make my considerable rear shelf even more fantastic, however. I'd rather wear those than the cargo pants I wear for work pants, and skirts don't really fly for a kitchen.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Having spent some of my early life as a long skirt girl, I can do a remarkable number of things (climb trees, jump fences) in a long skirt. Those skills my have been developed during an early critical period, however. Now I do really enjoy the freedom to wear my utiliscrubs when I want to, and I find pants to be very necessary for rock climbing.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

Marathanes posted:

You have the right idea, friend. I absolutely despise suits, and am so envious of my partner and her ability to wear fun dresses to important social events. So the last big wedding we attended together I said to hell with it and wore a floor length black skirt with a nice shirt and black & blue paisley vest. I admit I was nervous at first, but it was a big hit with everyone but the Groom's conservative sticks family (the happy couple liked it, so whatever). So long as it's not culturally insensitive, wear whatever you want, gently caress the style cops.

On the same note, I'm not sure if it was a Dish Dasha (he called it a man dress, but I always thought that was a tongue in cheek reference), but back in my younger days, I had a buddy whose family was from Iraq and he had a closet full of the things for wear in summer and when we'd visit his bungalow to BBQ/have campfires he'd let us all wear them and they were so comfortable to just spend the day in.

Western style is bogus. Pants are terrible leg prisons. Wear what you want.
Sometimes I wear a dress (stuck with pants since first grade when a little poo poo looked up my skirt and told everybody my underwear color . . . he was later arrested for b&e, not sure if he became a Piers Anthony fan) and it's so easy compared to separates. You just put it on. You just . . .put it on and go. You don't have to look for a clean shirt or anything. Men should wear dresses. Everyone should wear dresses.

Tiggum posted:

I wore a skirt on Christmas Eve and one of my uncles criticised it. I very politely refrained from making any comment about his cargo shorts.
He threw a rock at you while giving you a nuclear weapon to use in response, and you didn't take advantage of it. I am disappointed.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

https://twitter.com/cnni/status/1233393636672446464?s=19

augias
Apr 7, 2009


In the obama voice: Let me be clear...

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Yeah I wanna see the raw data for that, because while there's plenty of dumb fucks around I refuse to believe that outright 38% of people wouldn't drink Corona beer if they were happy to a few weeks back.

Probably the same 38% of people who are still boycotting Pepsi products after a pro-Gay ad, and drink Monster energy despite it being satanic.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



That 38% number sure seems familiar.


Maybe I'll just use "38% OF AMERICANS" as a synonym for drooling morons from now on

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Yeah I don't believe that either.

quidditch it and quit it
Oct 11, 2012



Hopefully there will be a nice discount if sales drop then, it’s not the best beer but cheap beer is good beer.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

It’s specifically because of coronavirus? Because I wouldn’t buy corona under any circumstances, but it’s because those clear bottles always mean it’s skunked. Where they located the quotes in that line make me kind of suspicious.

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo
Re: Dress chat

When I was a little kid about 4 I begged my parents to let me wear a dress to daycare like my sister. They finally gave in and put me in my sister's dress and took a change of clothes with me to daycare. My dad said when he went to pick me up I still had that dress on. I wish I was still a badass like I was when I was a little kid.

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
Lmao, my dad wouldn't even let me a be a pink power ranger.

As a child I could only wear track suits, anything else would cause me to scream in horror and somehow I was never diagnosed with autism. A dress would likely cause similar screaming to a pair of jeans. Although I used to walk around with a bunch of blankets wrapped around me and would pretend it was like, this huge dress with a massive train. Like some really dramatic widow at a funeral procession. Marching forever towards a life of pain and horrors.

Oh but I did imagine myself wearing a Sailor Scout outfit. I wanted to be a Sailor Scout so badly! Weep with me! Weep for the Senshi who would never be!

Tony Phillips
Feb 9, 2006
Politicians can post lies about poo poo, sure. It's the important things Facebook needs to keep in check.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

https://twitter.com/aedwardslevy/status/1233415220565073921?s=21

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/HarmlessYardDog/status/1232392871279550465

https://twitter.com/humanlce/status/1232595327288532992

Catpain Slack
Apr 1, 2014

BAAAAAAH

one in three

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/Anephezeton/status/1233139544511459339

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Catpain Slack posted:

one in three
a cop: "2/3rds of them get away???"

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Tony Phillips posted:

Politicians can post lies about poo poo, sure. It's the important things Facebook needs to keep in check.



Oh yeah I see this once in a while. What a loving joke

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/KarenKhive/status/1232970382082134016?s=20

I really have no idea if that's parody or not. I really think not.

:ohdear:

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
Shahid Buttar, white male.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

the only fair thing is to arrest more white women, I volunteer as long as I get an internet connection and a brick of weed each week in america's famously cushy prison system (source: my rear end in a top hat brother in law who never spent time in prison)

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

Ambitious Spider posted:

I really have no idea if that's parody or not. I really think not.
I really have no idea if that's parody or not. I really think not.

What campaign is signed as the author of the image?

e: ah poo poo you meant the centrist reposter. probably shared without looking

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Ambitious Spider posted:

https://twitter.com/KarenKhive/status/1232970382082134016?s=20

I really have no idea if that's parody or not. I really think not.

:ohdear:

C'mon, look at that list. "Ripped up some paper" ☑️

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Ambitious Spider posted:

https://twitter.com/KarenKhive/status/1232970382082134016?s=20

I really have no idea if that's parody or not. I really think not.

:ohdear:

This is perhaps the most obvious parody in this thread in ages, come on.

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Captain Hygiene posted:

C'mon, look at that list. "Ripped up some paper" ☑️

I'll admit I glossed over the list entirely because I saw the real version earlier and thought it was the same text.

https://twitter.com/taznum8/status/1233086908407910400

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Ruffian Price posted:

ah poo poo you meant the centrist reposter. probably shared without looking

Oh come on. How obvious does it have to be it's a troll account? Literally any amount of digging into what you're seeing online.

https://twitter.com/KarenKhive/status/1231764877288460289?s=20

https://twitter.com/KarenKhive/status/1214340000566800385?s=20

https://twitter.com/KarenKhive/status/1231128654555410437?s=20

https://twitter.com/KarenKhive/status/1231125976462938112?s=20

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Real talk. I was an rear end in a top hat who had a misconceptions about jail and prison, until I spent a night in jail, and got a first hand view that wasn't editted for tv

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Ugly In The Morning posted:

It’s specifically because of coronavirus? Because I wouldn’t buy corona under any circumstances, but it’s because those clear bottles always mean it’s skunked. Where they located the quotes in that line make me kind of suspicious.

The only time I've ever bought Corona was to take to parties because the bottle are such poo poo they're guaranteed to explode if thrown, so if someone is being an rear end in a top hat you chuck one at their dome and then they have to leave to get stitches, bonus points if it's a face shot.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Brute Hole Force posted:

The only time I've ever bought Corona was to take to parties because the bottle are such poo poo they're guaranteed to explode if thrown, so if someone is being an rear end in a top hat you chuck one at their dome and then they have to leave to get stitches, bonus points if it's a face shot.

you sound fun

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

Zesty posted:

Oh come on. How obvious does it have to be it's a troll account? Literally any amount of digging into what you're seeing online.

Phew. This political season has broken a lot of brains so it's always hard to be sure. Especially considering how the khive went out.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Brute Hole Force posted:

The only time I've ever bought Corona was to take to parties because the bottle are such poo poo they're guaranteed to explode if thrown, so if someone is being an rear end in a top hat you chuck one at their dome and then they have to leave to get stitches, bonus points if it's a face shot.

Jesus Christ.

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



boar guy posted:

you sound fun

it's not the weirdest power fantasy I've read but it's up there

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/kittynouveau/status/1233468553489244160?s=21

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007


What did this tweet say, the coward deleted it

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

redgubbinz posted:

What did this tweet say, the coward deleted it

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/jerryny1969/status/1233484223992016899?s=21

Most of his tweets are him horny posting at young women.

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redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Of course he's a chud. I guess hot piss is the only true manly beverage.

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