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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


silicone thrills posted:

WHY WOULD WE CLOSE THE SOUTHERN BORDER?!

there is 1 case in mexico, so i guess saving mexico from the much more infected gringos

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MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

To the goon at the Smart and Final in North Redondo beach.

I saw you in the green shirt buying loving 30lbs of beans and 30 packets of ramen.

Good job getting the rice though.

Those bananas are gonna rot.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




i know someone w severe germaphobic ocd in the state of washington. i should check in w his wife and find out if hes melting down

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mayor Dave posted:

with respect to the democrats, it was a hoax what they said

Respecting the democrat party? Wtf??

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

The masque of the red, nude and mad death

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

only people with lung conditions, diabetes, or the elderly will die

Mike Pence is back there realizing that is his voting base

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

stuffed crust punk posted:

whats the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea

bresident brainscabs didnt pay to have a gazpacho on obungler's bed

garbonza bean tape is real

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Lawman 0 posted:

The masque of the red, nude and mad death

Pro-Click:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtmyMA4OkCQ

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
This dumb rear end in a top hat just said "its like the cold or flu"

THE COLD AND THE FLU ARE VERY DIFFERENT. One gives you the sniffles and one makes your body feel like its exploding at every cell. Jesus loving christ people already have a hard enough time understanding that they dont get the flu when they get the flu shot and you have this rear end in a top hat up there reinforcing the morons who say "oh i get the flu after I get a flu shot" when really they might get a cold from the waiting room or something.

I used to work for a research center that specifically worked on viral poo poo and they always were having to correct people on this BECAUSE ITS A DANGEROUS MISCONCEPTION.

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

LOL at "The Taliban wanted this to happen" being part of his sales pitch.

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose
Why is nobody asking about the lack of testing being done, and their confidence about the current number of cases in the US

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Atrocious Joe posted:

only people with lung conditions, diabetes, or the elderly will die

Mike Pence is back there realizing that is his voting base

also obesity is a risk factor

y'know, 40% of the population in the states, whatev

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
"Should people be concerned or take any kind of precautions"
"NO. Continue buying things and working as normal. CONTINUE ON BUYING THINGS AS IF EVERYTHING IS NORMAL. "

Schmeichy posted:

Why is nobody asking about the lack of testing being done, and their confidence about the current number of cases in the US

Yeah. This is a pretty big oversight.

Rectal Death Adept fucked around with this message at 20:29 on Feb 29, 2020

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Oh thank god the Chinese Starbucks are open

Snail Information
May 29, 2010

Snailmancy

angerbeet posted:

also obesity is a risk factor

y'know, 40% of the population in the states, whatev

Don't panic, only people with pre-existing conditions or overweight people or old people can die from the virus.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

these guys tell their victims that there is a low risk of getting shot when they force them to play Russian Roulette with single bullet

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
"This Pandemic can bring the world closer"

:thunk:

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
this will affect 100% of the people who have lived in an old cookie factory

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/JGreenDC/status/1233836232804839428
yeah of both kinds!

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

well thank god this whole corona business was just a Democraptic media hoax

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Schmeichy posted:

Why is nobody asking about the lack of testing being done, and their confidence about the current number of cases in the US

Because these people aren't journalists, they're stenographers.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
its just a hoax bro I scream as I cough on ted cruz

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




https://twitter.com/samstein/status/1233837049158959104

thank u sir!

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Third World Reagan posted:

this will affect 100% of the people who have lived in an old cookie factory

:crnasickos:

At least I'll take Sessions along with me

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



wow, that is beautiful. the wall just got 10 feet lower. :911:

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

That’s a good way to phrase the decline of the west

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

now trumps talking about using the coronavirus as a pretext to the cut interest rates

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Oh god they're railroading treatments

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:
Trump confirmed Zizek reader.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


that guy who was like "hey what about the hiv outbreak" and pence makes that smug little face in the back

Zotix
Aug 14, 2011



Who the gently caress looks at Trump and goes "yeah! That's my fuckin guy."

upgunned shitpost
Jan 21, 2015

agoddamnred would be loving this. he'd probably get his goon project off the ground this time.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

huh, I guess Pence ended the HIV outbreak in Indiana

we're in good hands guys

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

Zotix posted:

Who the gently caress looks at Trump and goes "yeah! That's my fuckin guy."

People who see themselves in him because he is racist, sexist, ignorant, greedy, vain, and lacking in impulse control or capacity to focus.

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Zotix posted:

Who the gently caress looks at Trump and goes "yeah! That's my fuckin guy."

Normal people, most Christians, big majority of all whites.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Atrocious Joe posted:

huh, I guess Pence ended the HIV outbreak in Indiana

we're in good hands guys

"oh no, no, you see i STOPPED hiv in my state, furthermore,"

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


guys we have "one problem"

"THE MARKETS WILL TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES"

"THE NUMBERS ARE STRONG"

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
The markets will all come back. The markets are very strong people.

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

"when you lose travel, that's a big part of market"

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angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
The markets are strong... travel is a big part of market... safety health number one... market will take care fo tiself

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