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Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Is it possible to contract corona virus if you are gay?

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Burn Zone
May 22, 2004



https://twitter.com/LauraCCrocker/status/1234125134405029889

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


AceOfFlames posted:

I've signed up for therapy and have started working out. Believe me, I hate being this way as much as you hate listening to me. I just have very few means of finding out this information from actual people (neither my family not my freaking previous therapist saw nothing wrong with me not cooking) hence the occasional panic query.


YES. Thank you.

Good to hear you are trying and believe me, we do want you to succeed despite all our tut-tutting. :)

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011


Radical feminism tries to keep me down again :qq:

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:

worth keeping in mind that's with a larger amount of unconfirmed cases inflating the mortality figure. china also has ~50% of men smoking compared to ~3% of women so the lung damage will impact those figures drastically

so all the male boomers who smoke are gonna die?

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


These people should be locked up in (medically isolated) stocks.

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

https://twitter.com/BrewersStats/status/1233537509310660608

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

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The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


Lol, first patient to walk into the dental office today is coughing a bunch. See you fuckers in hell, I guess.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Zotix posted:

I wonder if a good chunk of the outbreak happened State side around the Super Bowl. You had people from all over the world flying into the country. The only issue with this theory is there are no confirmed cases in Florida yet.

Florida said they're going to refuse to report cases or something like that.

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007
Boarding my flight to Guangzhou soon. I’ll see you in posting Valhalla if I don’t make it.

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003


just gently caress the car up you coward

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

stephenthinkpad posted:

This is a really informative WHO finding in China

I suggest you read the whole post.

Some highlights


So a mortality rate is 3.4% or higher in early phrase.

thanks for sharing. but also: poo poo

the its just the flu messaging is gonna end up doing more damage than if youd had people panic from the start

Bakanogami
Dec 31, 2004


Grimey Drawer

3.8 CFR. Not great, not terrible.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

This is essentially the trump admin plan for distributing the vaccine

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

GABA ghoul posted:

There is nothing wrong with not cooking.

how do you eat tho

Zotix
Aug 14, 2011



Hedenius posted:

Boarding my flight to Guangzhou soon. I’ll see you in posting Valhalla if I don’t make it.

What country are you from? It's hard to believe flights are flying into the disaster.

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster
lmao boomer father in law just warned us that he read to not pop the air packaging from Amazon because coronavirus comes from China

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


stephenthinkpad posted:

This is a really informative WHO finding in China

I suggest you read the whole post.

Some highlights


So a mortality rate is 3.4% or higher in early phrase.

oh look the chinese numbers turn out to be real

how could I N T E L W A V E be wrong

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

CODChimera posted:

how do you eat tho

eat the rich

oh poo poo well i suppose you do need to still cook them tho considering they are parasites

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/ProfHGoossens/status/1234085749487755266?s=19

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Bakanogami posted:

3.8 CFR. Not great, not terrible.

Dylatov for forum mod

Dog Toothbrush
Oct 21, 2019

by Reene
That death rate is higher than I'd thought

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

dex_sda posted:

oh look the chinese numbers turn out to be real

how could I N T E L W A V E be wrong

I N T E L W A V E was only reposting news articles and making bad jokes, they didn't repost the hyperbolic Falun gong poo poo about the death cubes and live cremations

https://twitter.com/inteldotwav/status/1233894464936124416?s=19

err
Apr 11, 2005

I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...

No poo poo. The CDC are killing people due to neglect

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

err posted:

No poo poo. The CDC are killing people due to neglect

Given how they are pretty piles of under the radar cases broader testing makes sense, especially since all the symptoms are the same as the common flu.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


stephenthinkpad posted:

* 5% of people who are diagnosed with Covid require artificial respiration. Another 15% need to breathe in highly concentrated oxygen - and not just for a few days. The duration from the beginning of the disease until recovery is 3 to 6 weeks on average for these severe and critical patients (compared to only 2 weeks for the mildly ill)

So a 20% chance to have an horrible next two months

Very cool!!

Zotix
Aug 14, 2011



err posted:

No poo poo. The CDC are killing people due to neglect

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

SKULL.GIF posted:

So a 20% chance to have an horrible next two months

Very cool!!

Probably a lot less if you're under 60 (and a lot more if you're over)

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
where in the costco do they keep the highly concentrated oxygen

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

err posted:

No poo poo. The CDC are killing people due to neglect

Also lmao after reading those articles on half rear end those quarantine centers were been run by CDC.

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

twoday posted:

Ah, it's twice as neadly now, loving great

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003
bean hoarding goons: nuts.com is removing shipping minimums this week

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


err posted:

No poo poo. The CDC are killing people due to neglect

No they're killing people because the danger of fish flu is a hoax

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020

SKULL.GIF posted:

So a 20% chance to have an horrible next two months

Very cool!!

Only if you are sick early enough to get a bed. If you are late you will have to spend the 3 weeks in hospital hallway or your own lonely bed.

Jamsta
Dec 16, 2006

Oh you want some too? Fuck you!

And if we do all make it through the health crisis, we get a financial and jobs crisis to deal with too.

It's a win/win

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

poty posted:

where in the costco do they keep the highly concentrated oxygen

It's in the same aisle as the ventilators and hazmat suits

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Jamsta posted:

And if we do all make it through the health crisis, we get a financial and jobs crisis to deal with too.

It's a win/win

And then if you're British you also get the delayed effects of Brexit next January as a bonus

Zotix
Aug 14, 2011



A case in the Dominican republic. That poo poo will spread through the island like wildfire. Expecially in Haiti.

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
"you're being alarmist!" I say in a calm but firm voice to the security guards wearing hazmat suits as they lock me inside the hospital

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