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Jim, I'm sorry, but I don't think people in our test markets liked the slogan "Hurf de durf, it's Wendy's breakfast time."
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Yes, I'll have the, um...(squints at menu)...the Big Dick Daddy Dave's Double + "big fries" + "big ol' drink"
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Feb 29, 2020 22:28
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Not sure about this new corporate policy of "literally howling and gnashing teeth at the mere mention of 'coupons' and 'deals'"
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Mar 1, 2020 03:03
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Still cracks me up that the founder of Wendy's and the lead singer of Pere Ubu and Rocket from the Tombs have the same name.
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Mar 1, 2020 08:58
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Yes, I'll have the, um...(squints at menu)...the Big Dick Daddy Dave's Double + "big fries" + "big ol' drink"
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Mar 1, 2020 17:49
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He gazed up at the enormous breakfast menu. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of great deals were hidden on that screen. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving grilled chicken breast! Two bacon-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. His favorite breakfast was the new Wendy's Breakfast Menu.
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Mar 1, 2020 17:54
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patiently waiting for the Buffalo wild wings breakfast menu announcement
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Mar 1, 2020 17:57
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He gazed up at the enormous breakfast menu. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of great deals were hidden on that screen. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving grilled chicken breast! Two bacon-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. His favorite breakfast was the new Wendy's Breakfast Menu.
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Mar 1, 2020 18:09
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As my lawyer finishes up stating the terms of my plea bargain.
Geeze. Lawyers. Amirite? *Pointing to judge* This guy gets it!
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Mar 2, 2020 01:51
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what if Wendy's had a dinner menu. like, fancy
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Mar 2, 2020 04:33
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The Breakfast and the Furious starring Dave "Vin Diesel" Thomas.
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Mar 2, 2020 04:36
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what if Wendy's had a dinner menu. like, fancy
But Wendy's is already fancy?
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Mar 2, 2020 05:03
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Let's face it. Wendy's breakfast menu looks gross, but not for any lack of wholesome foods. I'm talking about the logo. I can't relate to this plain old red and white harbinger of S'awesome anymore.
I invoke the power of byob to improve that tired logo. Let's earn a paid sponsor before we're deleted
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Areola Grande fucked around with this message at 05:43 on Mar 3, 2020
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Mar 3, 2020 05:40
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
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the beef rear end
the frosty ape
EggTheCheeseHamShart
Legit actually LOLed. 5/5
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Mar 3, 2020 20:11
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Mar 3, 2020 22:07
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thinkin bout pattenting a new eau de toilette inspired by the W. B. M.
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Mar 4, 2020 04:03
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I'm thinking maybe clinique happy meets urinal puck meets maple syrup product
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Mar 4, 2020 04:06
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Havin' a Wendy's BM.
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Mar 4, 2020 04:08
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chili con quesoriot doriot breakfast burriot
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Mar 4, 2020 04:12
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Mar 4, 2020 04:13
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Wendy's bought a chain of fast food restaurants in Japan called First Kitchen and well...
Wikipedia posted:
Abbreviation issue
Colloquially, the restaurant is frequently abbreviated as Fakkin (ファッキン).[2] However, the company does not use this abbreviation nor approve of it because of its similarity to the vulgar word "loving", choosing to emphasize the abbreviation FK (エフケイ, Efukei) instead. In 2005, a redesigned logo that emphasized the letters "FK" was introduced.
It's hilarious
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Mar 4, 2020 04:23
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Jr. Bacon cream cheese crepes
S'awesome hash and ham w/ grilled onions
Canteloup surprise
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