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Schlonged Again
Jan 30, 2016


Where are the women?

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freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

That DICK! posted:

Shut up, dork

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Come out for the Domhnall, ye brave men and proud,
The scion of Torquil and best of MacLeod!
With purpose and strength he came down from his tower
To snatch from a tyrant his ill-gotten power.
Now the cry has gone up with a cheer from the crowd:
“Come out for the Domhnall, the best of MacLeod!”

When freedom is threatened by slavery’s chains
And voices are silenced as misery reigns,
We’ll come out for a leader whose courage is true
Whose virtues are solid and long overdue.
For, he’ll never forget us, we men of the crowd
Who elected the Domhnall, the best of MacLeod!

When crippling corruption polluted our nation
And plunged our economy into stagnation,
As self-righteous rogues took the opulent office
And plump politicians reneged on their promise,
The forgotten continued to form a great crowd
That defended the Domhnall, the best of MacLeod!

The Domhnall’s a giver whilst others just take,
Ne’er gaining from that which his hands did not make.
A builder of buildings, employing good men,
He’s enriched many cities by factors of ten.
The honest and true gladly march with the crowd
Standing up for the Domhnall, the best of MacLeod!

True friend of the migrant from both far and near,
He welcomes the worthy, but guards our frontier,
Lest a murderous horde, for whom hell is the norm,
Should threaten our lives and our nation deform.
We immigrants hasten to swell the great crowd
Coming out for the Domhnall, the best of MacLeod!

Academe now lies dead, the old order rots,
No longer policing our words and our thoughts;
Its ignorant hirelings pretending to teach
Are backward in vision, sophomoric in speech.
Now we learnèd of mind add ourselves to the crowd
That cheers on the Domhnall, the best of MacLeod!

The black man, forgotten, in poverty dying,
The poor man, the sick man, with young children crying,
The soldier abroad and the mother who waits,
The young without work or behind prison gates,
The veterans, wounded, all welcome the crowd
That fights for the Domhnall, the best of MacLeod!

Whilst hapless old harridans flapping their traps
Teach women to look and behave like us chaps,
The Domhnall defends the defenseless forlorn;
For, a woman’s first right is the right to be born.
Now the bonnie young lassies that fly to the crowd
Have a champion in Domhnall, the best of MacLeod!

But for all his great wisdom, the braw gallant man
Is matched by his children, the handsome Trump clan,
And the flower of Europe, Melania the fair,
Adds a luster and grace with her long flowing hair.
May they flourish and prosper to form a great crowd
Around the good Domhnall, the best of MacLeod!

Is there man left in Scotland, without base alloy,
Who remembers the Wallace, the Bruce, or Rob Roy?
Or have five hundred years of a blasphemous lie
Robbed your manhood of might that you lay down and die?
Get up and walk free, all ye brave men and proud!
Long life to the Domhnall, the best of MacLeod!

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

Schlonged Again posted:

Where are the women?

total snausage fest

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

This campaign is about scoring mad dosh

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

That DICK! posted:

This campaign is about scoring mad dosh

shutup nichael

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

the milk machine posted:

the president of the united states is a real piece of poo poo and i hate him!!!!!!!!!!!

Sir,

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
I've heard this donadl turom is not such a great or decorous guy

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
but maybe I've fallen into the deadly lib circlejerk

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



lorn Wayne posted:

I've heard this donadl turom is not such a great or decorous guy

he sucks

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Bearjew posted:

he sucks

Listen, fat

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Bearjew posted:

he sucks

ok let's not resort to unkind language sir

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

lorn Wayne posted:

I've heard this donadl turom is not such a great or decorous guy

Yeah he’s pretty bad haha 😅

Gresh
Jan 12, 2019


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1234107028295077888

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1233908953026908161

Trump constantly dunking on Mini Mike is so great. I bet Mini Mike is so mad.

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

I lol’d at my 401k tanking (white collar welfare) because the biggest tax cut cheerleaders (“Wall Street”) so clearly do not believe in Trump handling a real crisis

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."
Posting on page piss of March piss thread i dunno

I live down the street from the coronavirus infested hospital that's ground zero for the disease in oregon so I'm definitely dying slightly before you all, please vote for Bernie in my absence thank u

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
President Plump

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




poop

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

placing my bets on my cold being the coronavirus and coughing on White People

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


poo poo piss leaking out trunfs pant leg

Drastic Actions
Apr 7, 2009

FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!
Nap Ghost

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
:hmmyes:

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

:stonk:

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

herikklp tr

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

~almost heaven, vojvodina....

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Gresh
Jan 12, 2019


Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Is trump still a thing

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Trump is still a thing and he is also verifiably, and I quote "too much."

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




CODChimera posted:

Is trump still a thing

no

Godlessdonut
Sep 13, 2005

CODChimera posted:

Is trump still a thing

It's trimp now.

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

CODChimera posted:

Is trump still a thing

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://i.imgur.com/TOp9YSj.gifv

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

quote:

Passengers onboard the MSC Meraviglia cheered as security officers used pepper spray to stop a fight which broke out after the ship was denied permission to dock in Jamaica and the Cayman Islands over coronavirus fears
Cruise ship crew members pepper sprayed brawling passengers after anger boiled over about being 'locked' onboard the vessel over coronavirus fears, a report says.

Staff on the MSC Meraviglia were filmed grappling with the guests in the liner's dining hall.

Blanca Haddad, who recorded the footage, claims it shows crew members using pepper spray against those involved in the scrap.

The ship was turned away by the authorities in Jamaica and the Cayman Islands over fears that people onboard were infected with coronavirus.

However, Mexico reportedly allowed the vessel to dock and doctors confirmed a female guest and a crew member who were suspected of having the disease actually had the flu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYcUQgjgllo

COVID-19 energy powering up worldwide.

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Gresh
Jan 12, 2019



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