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Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
it's funny seeing robot brained goons trying to crunch the numbers and parse why such a relatively small amount of deaths could still be extremely serious.

We never really recovered from 2008 and shitloads of people are dependent on underpaid service work, which means when ten million of them get laid off they have no savings. Any kind of global pandemic causing dramatic drops in employment is going to transcend BEEPBOOP2.1WEEKSOFOPIATEDEATHS.xlx

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Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
The US is going to change again, like it did from 9 11. No idea how, but major lasting change is almost certain.

I hope to hell we end up with UHC when its all over.
What a time to be alive. US Gen X has seen a lot actually, I remember before the internet. Those of us who live 20 more years will see perhaps massive global warming changes- who knows what's coming😳

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

That Works posted:

What do you expect the death toll to be in the USA?

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy



If only

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E
We should be encouraging boomers to keep smoking their cigars to stick it to the virus and millennials.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Despite not knowing the numbers, i think it's safe to say there are probably new cases in most American communities. From this, it is actually pretty simple to estimate what percentage of the population will be wiped out. Based on the known deaths reported so far and all the other stories, it is safe to say at least 200,000 people have been infected so far and by June at least 2 million will die, mostly in the suburbs.

Hyzenth1ay
Oct 24, 2008

vandalism posted:

Here is a thought:
Both political parties are already letting it become a big wedge rather than saying "hey, this is bigger than both of us so let's work together".

highly-skilled medical professionals saying “trump wrong and listening to him may literally get you killed, here is actual advice” is not “political” you moron

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Why do boomers get 19 years for a generation and every one after gets 16. Greedy loving boomers taking more years than they're worth.

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


one side is saying there's nothing wrong and we should go to the mall and buy stock while the other side is saying that's wrong. i'm so sick of this divisiveness they're all the same

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E

Hyzenth1ay posted:

highly-skilled medical professionals saying “trump wrong and listening to him may literally get you killed, here is actual advice” is not “political” you moron

Why would smart 'highly-skilled medical professionals' tell trump supporters to not follow trumps bad advice :thunk:

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
boomers have health insurance so wishing for a pandemic to kill them is really loving stupid when you're a kid socialist working in the service industry like a mook

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

VikingSkull posted:

boomers have health insurance so wishing for a pandemic to kill them is really loving stupid when you're a kid socialist working in the service industry like a mook

Boomers going broke from paying co-pays and poo poo the insurance companies refuse to cover is going to be fun to watch.

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



Wishing for boomer death is already really loving stupid

crystal Ghost
Sep 5, 2019
boomers are still alive? aren't these people like our parents parents? how old is this userbase?

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Boomers going broke from paying co-pays and poo poo the insurance companies refuse to cover is going to be fun to watch.

yeah it's gonna be hilarious when the insurance companies get bailed out by the government and millennials have to pay for it

crystal Ghost
Sep 5, 2019
everyone knows china purchases everyone's debt

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E

VikingSkull posted:

yeah it's gonna be hilarious when the insurance companies get bailed out by the government and millennials have to pay for it

Boomers/Trump won't allow it. It's a vicious cycle.

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009

crystal Ghost posted:

boomers are still alive? aren't these people like our parents parents? how old is this userbase?

This userbase is generally older than the idiots on reddit. And yes the boomers are very much still alive. Our parents parents are the "greatest generation" their lovely offspring, our parents, are the boomers.

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Boomers going broke from paying co-pays and poo poo the insurance companies refuse to cover is going to be fun to watch.

More like "Boomer walks into overcrowded hospital waiting room to dispute $2.35 charge on their bill while everyone else in the waiting room is dreading the inevitable $10,000 bill they will have to pay in order to live"

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

MorrisBae posted:

More like "Boomer walks into overcrowded hospital waiting room to dispute $2.35 charge on their bill while everyone else in the waiting room is dreading the inevitable $10,000 bill they will have to pay in order to live"

And that's when we throw that boomer in a cremation furnace and move on like the rest of the world.

VikingSkull posted:

yeah it's gonna be hilarious when the insurance companies get bailed out by the government and millennials have to pay for it

A bill I would gladly never pay when all the boomers are gone.

CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 19:55 on Mar 1, 2020

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Congrats East Coast

https://mobile.twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1234187496503873536

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

People saying it’s just a lovely flu have never had the regular rear end flu.

Having 20%+ knocked on its rear end for 7-10 days is not good.

Even the mild cases suck huge donkey dick so you definitely don’t want this poo poo.

TODD BONZALEZ
Jul 3, 2010




MarcusSA posted:

People saying it’s just a lovely flu have never had the regular rear end flu.

Having 20%+ knocked on its rear end for 7-10 days is not good.

Even the mild cases suck huge donkey dick so you definitely don’t want this poo poo.

yeah the definition of 'mild' in this case isn't like, sniffles, it's pneumonia short of requiring hospitalisation but still meaning you are in bed delirious in sweaty agony for a week or two

Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde
What happens if Bernie wins the nomination but dies of Corona between the convention and the election?

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Delthalaz posted:

What happens if Bernie wins the nomination but dies of Corona between the convention and the election?

he's a fuckin boomer I hope this happens

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Delthalaz posted:

What happens if Bernie wins the nomination but dies of Corona between the convention and the election?

A new subforum

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
He's not a boomer, he's pre-boomer

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

You aren’t gonna die but there will be points where you think you might be / wish you were.

gently caress the flu and gently caress getting this poo poo.

It ain’t gonna be all 14 days of playing wow in bed and poo poo.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

VikingSkull posted:

he's a fuckin boomer I hope this happens

He's a silent

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

VikingSkull posted:

he's a fuckin boomer I hope this happens

rear end in a top hat post^

Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde
While I'm mostly kidding about the Bernie dying in September-October scenario, has something like that ever happened before? I know we had a president die in 30 days but I don't think a major candidate has died right before the election. What mechanism is in place? Does the VP run on the ticket?

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
I think if that happened to either party it would possibly doom the replacement.

This election though it would be extra doomed because the DNC would just hand pick some lovely centrist to replace him.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Here's a link on that:

https://teachinghistory.org/history-content/ask-a-historian/20431

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Spinz posted:

rear end in a top hat post^

He’s joking

Anyways not good it’s already on the east coast where so many people live close together ugh

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy



:patriot:

Seph
Jul 12, 2004

Please look at this photo every time you support or defend war crimes. Thank you.
Baby boomers are 55-75 years old as of right now. Anyone older than that is not a boomer. Also, just so you know, anyone younger than that is also not a boomer. Hope that helps everyone out!

Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde

Ah, thanks!

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Seph posted:

Baby boomers are 55-75 years old as of right now. Anyone older than that is not a boomer. Also, just so you know, anyone younger than that is also not a boomer. Hope that helps everyone out!

Every goon's dad seems to be a boomer, based on how angry people get

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E
It’s time for boomers to do their avengers end game sacrifice.

Imagine if cap came back from the time travel with a cough as the cliff hanger.

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mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

THE SYSTEM IS loving GONE, DUDE

What kind of tory bullshit is this: "please take utmost care to manage your personal rate of infection so as not to overwhelm the resources we have intentionally diminished"

Nobody is saying not to wash hands. But no matter how much you say, "please wash hands", some people won't. No matter how often you say "self quarantine in case of symptoms", some people are still going to show up to work. Not all of them can remote-in/work from home because their jobs are out there. At some point you're going to interact with someone who has the disease- ultimately there's nothing you can do to remain infection free.

Wow, I'm not from the US/UK and I'm most certainly not a tory.
I'm from Belgium and our healthcare system is NOT (yet) gone.
Some microbiologists here (not politicians) are asking to delay the spread as long as possible, since he flu just went over it's peek and will continue to gradually disappear in the next weeks. It will safe a lot of lives if these two don't hit the hospitals at the same time.

Yes, a lot of people won't do what they should do. You could say that about a thousand different things in society.
That doesn't mean that there's suddenly a 100% chance that everybody will get this thing immediately no matter what and we shouldn't even try anymore.

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