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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Cats can have a little cured vehicle, as a treat

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1233149883693092864

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Did anyone call the python a loving idiot when it revived?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



After flying in space twice, Microsoft billionaire Charles Simonyl follows his passion: whiteboards

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004





https://wtop.com/anne-arundel-county/2020/02/police-syringe-used-in-maryland-store-attack-likely-filled-with-semen/

:barf:

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/jillreports/status/1233870486670495745

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Goddamn it, am I going to have to explain why latex shouldn't be used with oil again?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

By popular demand posted:

Goddamn it, am I going to have to explain why latex shouldn't be used with oil again?

No, they were nylon fishnet condoms.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/AlsBoy/status/1234197899153682433

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

By popular demand posted:

Goddamn it, am I going to have to explain why latex shouldn't be used with oil again?

Yeah, usually the only condoms to use with coconut oil are the burlap ones.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

You don't ever just pull over and let 'em hang free in the wind like god intended for a couple of minutes?

Your commute must be terrible.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I also enjoy the extreme small town energy of the Safety concern report

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

By popular demand posted:

Goddamn it, am I going to have to explain why latex shouldn't be used with oil again?


https://twitter.com/benrequena/status/1233938560308387842?s=21

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007


Old grey mare ain’t what she used to be

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1234339166969901056?s=20

Whoops, this is what I was trying to post.

AKA Pseudonym has a new favorite as of 06:51 on Mar 2, 2020

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Impossible, Pence has eyes only for his wife. And his horse.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Pence’s beau is a Triple Coronavinner.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
"Some people call that the Beyoncé tweet load,"

Otherwise normal article about the census, I just like the quote

zcrow
May 6, 2014

Ah.. yeah... um... tup tup tup tup tup.. this is something we'll add down the line

I'm assuming it's the guy stood behind the (camera guy?). He looks fairly old.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:shuckyes:

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

This is just the boomer/Midwest version of "back to the future predicts 9/11"

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


No Krokodil was found though.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I hereby swear to name my next pet El Chompo :3:

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Captain Hygiene posted:

I hereby swear to name my next pet El Chompo :3:

That really is the best name for a gator that guards drugs.

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007


Was it like a single dime baggie of each? I thought a spread of drugs like that would be worth much more than $5,000

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
5k in cash.

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Baron von Eevl posted:

This is just the boomer/Midwest version of "back to the future predicts 9/11"

Wait, what? I mean obviously it doesn't but I don't think I've heard that one.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
It starts with the "twin pines" = "twin towers" idea - which is already pretty spurious - and then builds off that by pulling any vague reference to attacks, things falling, the numbers 9 or 11, terrorists, etc. It's batshit and I think the video is about as long as the first movie.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.


What a crossover!

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
I present to you:

Woman laughs on her own mistake as she forgets to pick kids and drives alone to school

The entire article:

quote:

This woman made a silly mistake while dropping her kids to school.

She drove the car alone to the school and realised that her kids weren't sitting in the car and she never picked them up.

She started laughing and went back to pick the kids.



Who found my frog

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Sounds like a case of

:siren: CHILD ENDANGERMENT :siren:

Book ’em, Danno.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
This Winter:

EVERY
HERO
NEEDS
A
VILLAIN

Coronavirus in N.Y.: 9 New Cases, All Connected to Westchester Man

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Magneto's gone too far this time!

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Come back here and face your mortality!:ohno:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

By popular demand posted:

Come back here and face your mortality!:ohno:

I had an appointment with death in Samarra but I just skipped it.

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Look, if God had intended me to die in that place, he would have arranged my wants to direct me to that place.

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