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Thundercracker posted:I wish Pence would just cough right in Trump's mouth. Rifle that cough with his lips like my 1 yr old does and get it all in there. maybe they could smooch
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Polo-Rican posted:how am i supposed to do my funny Bane voice if I'm not supposed to touch my face? all of my friends are begging me to do the Bane voice. My entire social life is built around my funny Bane voice. It's not safe to have a social life at this time, please understand
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D-Pad posted:I guess it shouldn't surprise me C-Spam has a lot of Austin residents. Is one of you the guy that passed me on Mopac going 80 in a loving Yugo with a license plate that said Commie? Where do you even get parts for the loving thing? even odds on uglycat being the thong cyclist.
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Bo-Pepper posted:ITALY VACATION UPDATE Booooo! Coward!
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baw posted:lol if u dont already live in italy 
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I'm here in the south waiting for you cowards to come down here and infect us, only 5 cases in my region, wtf it's not fair that the north gets all the attention and the viruses, central-southerners are always discriminated on Neapolitan neck a Lombard yoke etc etc
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Mozi posted:according to what they said in the WHO presser, even more than that the bad news is that the 2-3% death rate is actually accurate if you do happen to catch it then; the number isn't being inflated by a lack of testing for asymptomatic people and sure, if there were symptom-less carriers it'd spread easier, but it already has the benefit of being contagious before symptoms begin
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twoday posted:Some interesting new ideas coming out of the technical briefing by medical experts to the Dutch congress (Tweede Kamer): the Danish response being worse than North Korea's isn't the way I'd have bet
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My elderly relatives in various states got worried about me being in the plague zone and invited me to wait it out over at their place. Had to explain that I didn't want to risk infecting them.
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I have a relative that works with kids at a place where someone tested positive and the boss told the relative to not take time off and to keep workin around kids!  even better the relative works at many job sites with kids and kind of rides a circuit.every force in our society is set up to spread this loving thing and to kill as many people as possible. Torpor fucked around with this message at 19:15 on Mar 3, 2020 |
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triple sulk, having finally succumb to the awesome powers conferred by the coronavirus:
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lmao gg florida https://twitter.com/WPLGLocal10/status/1234566233758064640
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Mozi posted:according to what they said in the WHO presser, even more than that Isn't that...bad news? Am I reading this reversed? Isn't it a bad thing that 99% of people infected end up being symptomatic? It makes them easier to find but drat, that's a huge chunk out of the work force no?
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Torpor posted:I have a relative that works with kids at a place where someone tested positive and the boss told the relative to not take time off and to keep workin around kids! Thankfully kids don't seem to be getting very sick so they'll survive this and live fun fulfilling lives as orphans.
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Victory Position posted:triple sulk, having finally succumb to the awesome powers conferred by the coronavirus: hell yeah
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UnknownTarget posted:Isn't that...bad news? Am I reading this reversed? Isn't it a bad thing that 99% of people infected end up being symptomatic? It makes them easier to find but drat, that's a huge chunk out of the work force no? i think they're saying there's not a huge number of asymptomatic carriers out there. not necessarily that it is more infectious than previously thought but really we can't know any of this for certain until it's all over and we're looking back at it 
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work update: the old women who do data entry in the cubes across the hallway from me decided to not get chinese food for lunch because of the corona virus
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Thundercracker posted:I wish Pence would just cough right in Trump's mouth. Rifle that cough with his lips like my 1 yr old does and get it all in there. The best thing for the inside of a Trump is the outside of a phage.
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I've made the joke about ordering chinese for solidarity multiple times in this thread how dare bloomberg steal my thunder
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Gumball Gumption posted:Thankfully kids don't seem to be getting very sick so they'll survive this and live fun fulfilling lives as orphans. Little Corophen Annie
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Chinatown posted:work update: Better safe than sorry
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Chinatown posted:work update: they should get italian
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Have the poor beleaguered Chinese people risen up against their evil government yet
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im looking for a fusion chinese italian restaurant in Boston without much luck. i guess I'll show solidarity by eating two full meals instead and then maybe track down a Persian place for dessert. you know, for solidarity 
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Can we get a charity goon pool going guessing the official death court from US CDC by the end of the year? We each kick in 10 dollar and the money will go toward the service industry goons who will lose their jobs.
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the watercress nut, known for its interlocking cellulose walls which allow it to retain crispness after cooking the coronavirus, known for its interlocking transmission routes which allow it to retain infectiousness after initial infection
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stephenthinkpad posted:Can we get a charity goon pool going guessing the official death court from US CDC by the end of the year? We each kick in 10 dollar and the money will go toward the service industry goons who will lose their jobs. I want to reserve 69 and 420
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A Gnarlacious Bro posted:Have the poor beleaguered Chinese people risen up against their evil government yet Yea, in 1949.
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Big East tournament played in an empty MSG will be very 2020
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Failson posted:Possible cases is Clark and Cowlitz county, WA: gently caress
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North Seattle has some neat art. https://i.imgur.com/Pc5kXpu.mp4
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stephenthinkpad posted:Can we get a charity goon pool going guessing the official death court from US CDC by the end of the year? We each kick in 10 dollar and the money will go toward the service industry goons who will lose their jobs. how about the spouse of the first dead goon instead
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A Gnarlacious Bro posted:Have the poor beleaguered Chinese people risen up against their evil government yet
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I hope this doesn't result in the ventriloquist convention in kentuky being cancelled this year, odds of the epidemic lasting until july?
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My company is also going to  apparently.Bye everyone! It's fine, youngs don't die of the virus.
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Xaris posted:Folks can we knock off the trivializing, or can a mod come in and start some bans?
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