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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

are you seriously trying to tell me the president of this demon cracker nation doesn't get his pay direct deposited

that check is from one of his companies to the government

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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Spergin Morlock posted:

i think the president is holding in a poopie

more like the poop (and piss) is holding the presdiets skin together

the strongest glue, many are saying :smugdon:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I’m thinking I should do a fecal replacement ?

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012

cargo cult posted:

ok i promise to do a weather underground in exchange for being allowed to continue posting

no its ok changed my mind

just quit and all your wishes will be granted!

ya fuckin dog

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Mackers posted:

for real

if bernie gets hosed and you guys just throw your hands up and go

"AW WELP JEEZ THE SYSTEM"

then never loving post again

shut the gently caress up with this “you guys” poo poo, whatever shithole you’re from could never produce such comedy

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

euphronius posted:

that check is from one of his companies to the government

christ I'm slow today

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
https://twitter.com/elivalley/status/1234926798800130048

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012

the milk machine posted:

shut the gently caress up with this “you guys” poo poo, whatever shithole you’re from could never produce such comedy

we have and did you servile piece of poo poo

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Mackers posted:

we have and did you servile piece of poo poo

post the proof then buddy, let's see it

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

forums drama !!

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Just shocked that the cop who associates himself with the white supremacist party of the us and is maybe one of the people most responsible for an open fascist winning would endorse the dementia-addled dipshit who spent his life palling around with white supremacists and segregationists and is most likely to let trimp win again. It just doesn't make sense!

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Mackers posted:

we have and did you servile piece of poo poo

Better people than you have tried and failed to make me not :justpost:. You stand no chance :smug:

Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work

euphronius posted:

I’m thinking I should do a fecal replacement ?

Replacing my feces with shiny beads and glitter. It takes a couple of unspeakable hours every morning but it's worth it when i see the delight on the faces of the children

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012

the milk machine posted:

post the proof then buddy, let's see it

Oh now the servant is making demands in defense of his master lol

what is proof to you

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Rah! posted:

more like the poop (and piss) is holding the presdiets skin together

the strongest glue, many are saying :smugdon:

One of the most held together, from the standpoint of piss and poo poo

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

juche avocado posted:

work crew outside, diggin a utility hole or something, guy has a tshirt, its back reading:

YOUR HOLE IS
OUR GOAL

working hard thank u

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

if trump has 10 billion, then he is donating 1/100,000 of his wealth. very generous.

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Mackers posted:

Oh now the servant is making demands in defense of his master lol

what is proof to you

i dunno man, just post good stuff about your country, it's pretty easy if your country doesn't suck total poo poo

for instance the usa makes this possible

https://twitter.com/Lewmzi/status/1234922277155823617

Itzena
Aug 2, 2006

Nothing will improve the way things currently are.
Slime TrainerS

the milk machine posted:

post the proof then buddy, let's see it

:britain:

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
oh right this is the irish/w/e goon that gets mad in the trump thread and then gets in trouble for threatening congress or saying slurs or w/e. that's a fun one.

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




eric ciaramella posted:

if trump has 10 billion, then he is donating 1/100,000 of his wealth. very generous.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

BraveUlysses posted:

like, do they have a tattoo?

among other things I noticed he uses 14.88 as a reference for ambient barometric pressure (it's typically 14.69 psi but he's being cute).

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

the milk machine posted:

i dunno man, just post good stuff about your country, it's pretty easy if your country doesn't suck total poo poo

for instance the usa makes this possible

https://twitter.com/Lewmzi/status/1234922277155823617

lamo

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
has there ever been a militant anti-state group of any kind of ideology in the united states that wasn't 99% federal informants

BPP, atomwaffen, ALF, whatever

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012

the milk machine posted:

i dunno man, just post good stuff about your country, it's pretty easy if your country doesn't suck total poo poo

for instance the usa makes this possible

https://twitter.com/Lewmzi/status/1234922277155823617

my country isnt broken! Your (unknown country) is!

you got me bro

way to go

enjoy it

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






i love it

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

euphronius posted:

that check is from one of his companies to the government

too bad his fraud foundation that he doesnt even give money to shut down. he could have used them.

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

cargo cult posted:

has there ever been a militant anti-state group of any kind of ideology in the united states that wasn't 99% federal informants

BPP, atomwaffen, ALF, whatever

uh, yeah, me and the boys joined atomwaffen as informants, uh

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Mackers posted:

my country isnt broken! Your (unknown country) is!

you got me bro

way to go

enjoy it

ok!

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

are you seriously trying to tell me the president of this demon cracker nation doesn't get his pay direct deposited

not the son of Fred Christ

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




NUMBERRRRR

Durf has issued a correction as of 21:07 on Mar 3, 2020

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

eric ciaramella posted:

too bad his fraud foundation that he doesnt even give money to shut down. he could have used them.

can u imagine if that happened to any other president lmao

i

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 368 days!

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

among other things I noticed he uses 14.88 as a reference for ambient barometric pressure (it's typically 14.69 psi but he's being cute).

Any other clues? Maybe he mentioned a favorite skrewdriver album at some point?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
just applied for a bunch of jobs that i dont wanna do and that will shirley underpay me. :feelsgood:

snoo
Jul 5, 2007






Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Durf posted:

NUMBERRRRR



Dow 25k number you can do it!

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

tenderjerk posted:

Any other clues? Maybe he mentioned a favorite skrewdriver album at some point?

if I called him out on it he would 100% accuse me of being a sensitive lib and that it's just a number calm down libtard

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012

cmon were here now

whos dnc bitch are you

or did you actually naturally end up like this

spit it

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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

cargo cult posted:

has there ever been a militant anti-state group of any kind of ideology in the united states that wasn't 99% federal informants

BPP, atomwaffen, ALF, whatever

well friend it's all of them of course, this is America after all!

ha ha, how silly

*passes map of your apartment to your local police force*

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