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TP is the currency of the future. That’s like 10 million right there.
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Civilization runs out when the TP ends.
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There was a young man from Australia Who hoarded a poo poo load of paper As the virus went past He kept a clean arse And still had rolls left for later.
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Hadlock posted:I think the silent majority's angel might get their wings and this is the event that pushes the US towards a remote friendly culture. Also makes it easier for management types who were on the fence before to experiment with WFH without the risk of it being their idea if it goes poorly The blessing of not having to hear people eating in cubicles, ahhhhh
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madeintaipei posted:Civilization runs out when the TP ends. Speak for yourself. Gonna be eating a fine porterhouse, garlic mash, sauteed veg, with some nice wine, while clawing vast handfuls of dook out of my rear end with bare hands.
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poverty goat posted:TP-mania has reached america They're not buying it for personal use. They're buying it to resell and gouge the gently caress out of people when the shelves run dry (because of people like this). Azathoth Prime fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Mar 4, 2020 |
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and you know there are so many other ways to clean your rear end
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I thought bidets were becoming a lot more popular but apparently not.
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stephenthinkpad posted:The quality of the health care doesn't loving matter. Once you saturated the hospital resource and the doctors/nurses start dropping, all the new patients have to fend for themselves. It doesn't matter if your country's health care rate #1 or #50. 
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poverty goat posted:TP-mania has reached america https://i.imgur.com/uXStlqT.gifv
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Azathoth Prime posted:They're not buying it for personal use. They're buying it to resell and gouge the gently caress out of people when the shelves run dry (because of people like this). Checked my local craigslist. No one selling bulk rear end tickets yet.
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why are people stockpiling? sure this new flu sucks but this isn't climate change level of panic inducing
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He's absolutely right. That's why containment is the only good option. Gonna be pretty sweet when Canada has to bar travel from the US not gonna lie
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hemale in pain posted:why are people stockpiling? sure this new flu sucks but this isn't climate change level of panic inducing Because it's literally a novel flu. Everyone is susceptible. It doesn't matter that mortality is relatively low this is gonna hit and incapacitate so much.
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getting a year supply of toilet paper is an extreme but it's never a bad idea to have a two week supply of non-perishable food. it's something that gets brought up in every disaster discussion.
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Weaponized Autism posted:A hot sauce collection is all you need try being a roving cannibal ghoul without it
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I've started hoarding farts for future cooking fuel.
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Ron Paul Atreides posted:He's absolutely right. That's why containment is the only good option. He isn't right because this virus doesn't saturate everything like a fungus and people aren't helpless to do anything about it, especially medical personnel The transmissibility of this thing is roughly the same as the flu and there is a reason that you don't see hospitals emptying out of medical staff every flu season
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Is it a Goon thing or an American thing to be loving terrified of absolutely everything beyond all reason
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Cacator posted:Canada doesn't do it. Don't know about that. In buttfuck Northern Ontario, we were taught to notate numbers with a period when writing in French and a comma when writing in English and if we spoke English outside of English class we got recess taken away  But we were taught a lot of archaic rules and stuff. Anyway, Ottawa doesn't seem to be panicking at all. Shelves remain nice and stocked. Also my body's been aching really badly (still in my 20s) and I've had even less energy than usual for the past few days but I don't have a fever. Advil isn't helping with the pain.
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This is not correct.
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i can 100% assure you that the supermarket is not gonna run out of toilet paper (if people weren't buying it in bulk) don't have to worry im a expert on such things related to pooping Mulaney Power Move posted:getting a year supply of toilet paper is an extreme but it's never a bad idea to have a two week supply of non-perishable food. it's something that gets brought up in every disaster discussion. i guess, though im not going to bother
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Plant MONSTER. posted:Also my body's been aching really badly (still in my 20s) and I've had even less energy than usual for the past few days but I don't have a fever. Advil isn't helping with the pain.
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Mordja posted:Ah yeah, this happened to me about half a decade back. It's called "living in Ottawa." Did your Fibrottawamyalgia go away upon leaving or is it permanent?
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Fojar38 posted:The transmissibility of this thing is roughly the same as the flu and there is a reason that you don't see hospitals emptying out of medical staff every flu season R0 is about double that of the flu This is on top of a particularly bad flu year Just the flu bro
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China locks 750 million people in their homes. “I really don’t see what the big deal is”
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hemale in pain posted:i can 100% assure you that the supermarket is not gonna run out of toilet paper (if people weren't buying it in bulk) panic breeds panic. if you know people are gonna be buying in bulk (to scalp or out of fear), suddenly it makes sense to get some yourself before it's too late.
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Even though Fojar is wrong about every single fact, his initial impression must have been correct and he'll defend it to the death.
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Fojar38 posted:Is it a Goon thing or an American thing to be loving terrified of absolutely everything beyond all reason That's just a human thing. It is very easy to feel fear when you are reminded of danger daily, while getting no real reassurances from authority figures one trusts.
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Fojar38 posted:Is it a Goon thing or an American thing to be loving terrified of absolutely everything beyond all reason yes
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Rinkles posted:panic breeds panic. if you know people are gonna be buying in bulk (to scalp or out of fear), suddenly it makes sense to get some yourself before it's too late. how much are people making GBS threads jesus christ! i think i have like 5 rolls left and they'll last for like 4 months.
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MarcusSA posted:This is not correct. The R0 for this is 2.28 (https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/32097725) This is less than the common cold (Rhinovirus, with an R0 of 6), SARS (3, https://www.who.int/csr/sars/en/WHOconsensus.pdf) and of course the really infectious but common stuff like measles and chicken pox. The point is that this is not the first infectious disease outbreak ever and in fact highly infectious outbreaks happen all the time, and the OP's assertion was that inevitably all the doctors and nurses are going to catch this one and it will be anarchy. That is a load of bullshit scaremongering.
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Remember when World War 3 happened 2 months ago
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Good thing R0 is the one and only metric that matters with respect to disease!
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Welp... wife has cough, 102.4 fever, chills and aches. It's been an honor shitposting with you, boys. See you on the other side.
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MarcusSA posted:China locks 750 million people in their homes. China, noted for it's extremely competent and grounded approach to public health like *checks notes* ignoring a pandemic for two months and arresting doctors who tried to tell people about it Clearly we should all be using China as out standard for severity or lack thereof for all matters of epidemiology.
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Mulaney Power Move posted:and you know there are so many other ways to clean your rear end Yeah! You could use sticks, leaves, sandpits and even building corners, and that's without considering more obscure methods like the three shells.
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There Bias Two posted:Good thing R0 is the one and only metric that matters with respect to disease! I mean apparently the only things that matters itt are vague feelings of anxiety informed chiefly by pop-culture and twitter
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