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Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib

VikingSkull posted:

it literally doesn't matter that dude has had that pointed out to him already and he keeps saying it

e- see

Maybe you could explain the functional difference. Because I don't see it.

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Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

Let's cuddle. :3:
Coronavirus Lockdown In Wuhan Is A 'Living Hell'

quote:

As residents of Wuhan, China, my family and I are living in hell.

The city has been locked down for more than a month. Every night before falling asleep I have been confronted by an unreal feeling and many questions:

I know that coronavirus is the reason for the lockdown — but did life in Wuhan have to become a living hell?

...

From former schoolmates who now work in the medical profession, I learned that medical workers were not given medical supplies and were exposed to a risk of death. Many people wonder: Why didn't they go on strike? It is because they were informed that if they went on strike, their licenses to practice medicine would be revoked and their family members' jobs would be affected.

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


poverty goat posted:

The silver lining in all of this is that nothing matters anymore because soon we'll all be gone and all that was humanity will be swallowed by a dead, uncaring universe

When though?

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Lambert posted:

Maybe you could explain the functional difference. Because I don't see it.

it wouldn't matter if I did because you'll willingly never see it

it's what you want to do and hell, I won't stop you

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib

VikingSkull posted:

it wouldn't matter if I did because you'll willingly never see it

it's what you want to do and hell, I won't stop you

You have to know this is a really moronic response.

Captain Beans
Aug 5, 2004

Whar be the beans?
Hair Elf
Lol that video of Trump asking the Docs “why can’t we just use the flu vaccine???” is loving great

He has the exact same dumb, forced fake thinking expression on his face that adults do when try are trying really hard to act like they know what they are talking about, but don’t know jack poo poo. I see it all the time in corporate training where people are petrified of admitting they don’t know something in public.


https://twitter.com/owillis/status/1234607697540063234

Captain Beans fucked around with this message at 03:56 on Mar 4, 2020

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Lambert posted:

You have to know this is a really moronic response.

you've been jumping up and down for pages and pages on some Trump bullshit, we all know what your position is and I don't feel like banging my head against a wall

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib

VikingSkull posted:

you've been jumping up and down for pages and pages on some Trump bullshit, we all know what your position is and I don't feel like banging my head against a wall

Sounds more like you don't actually have any response. Sorry big daddy Trump said something really dumb you have to defend on the internet?

1st_Panzer_Div.
May 11, 2005
Grimey Drawer

Lambert posted:

Maybe you could explain the functional difference. Because I don't see it.

I get internet arguing can out up blinders. Here's a few reasons its different, there are more.

If this goes to poo poo, he never called it a hoax. Mike Pence the fall guy, did when defending the trump.

Left wing media grabs on fast to say trump called it a hoax. Ammo for his followers amd argument that he didn't. Even more proof that he's right, the media is lying.

Right wing media gets to point out the lying left, with examples.

Right wing media also gets to call it a hoax, except for real and much more dangerously, taking on that liability from Trump.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

The Walrus posted:

heres my zombie food store cabinet




those 5 bottles of bitters are going to save my rear end
rebel makes some good spicy potato chibs might consider getting some of those

naem
May 29, 2011

poverty goat posted:

The silver lining in all of this is that nothing matters anymore because soon we'll all be gone and all that was humanity will be swallowed by a dead, uncaring universe

I hope they don’t find out about my nine inch logn penis

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?

1st_Panzer_Div. posted:

I get internet arguing can out up blinders. Here's a few reasons its different, there are more.

If this goes to poo poo, he never called it a hoax. Mike Pence the fall guy, did when defending the trump.

Left wing media grabs on fast to say trump called it a hoax. Ammo for his followers amd argument that he didn't. Even more proof that he's right, the media is lying.

Right wing media gets to point out the lying left, with examples.

Right wing media also gets to call it a hoax, except for real and much more dangerously, taking on that liability from Trump.

what he said was still disgusting, but based on posts in this thread i thought he was literally denying the existence of the virus.

Some of the Sheep
May 25, 2005
POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

Rinkles posted:

what he said was still disgusting, but based on posts in this thread i thought he was literally denying the existence of the virus.

Correct, and that's how it works. He says something that is almost, but not quite the thing they want to hear that confirms he's the devil, and idiots eat it up every time - the public discourse quickly shifting to whether he said it or not, rather than staying focused on the thing he wanted them to be distracted from.

It's pretty pathetic at this point how people continue to fall for it, when it's such a simple and obvious troll.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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VikingSkull posted:

you've been jumping up and down for pages and pages on some Trump bullshit, we all know what your position is and I don't feel like banging my head against a wall

Lambert is extremely pro-CCP and needs this to get at least as bad in the US as it did in China so that China doesn't look so bad. Highlighting Trump's incompetence is his way of trying to equivocate between that and the entire party apparatchik in China loving up in a far more extreme manner.


Mozi posted:

you are always wrong about everything. i put you on ignore a couple days after you first started posting and everyone else's failure to do so has tainted everything you touch, you miserably terrible and stupid person

Rude

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/2GB873/status/1235036153801129984

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe

poverty goat posted:

The silver lining in all of this is that nothing matters anymore because soon we'll all be gone and all that was humanity will be swallowed by a dead, uncaring universe

The opposite reading is true.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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No loving way lol

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Please report posts vs slapfights to fill this thread with noise. Ty

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




I understand stocking up be it long-term food, necessities of life including yes, toilet paper and all... but how much TP do you loving use through a given month that you would stock up the amount of TP I will use in like 2 years?
Am I that weak of a shitter and I just didn't know?

naem
May 29, 2011

trip report: I had some of my canned beans and peaches i am so alone

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Holy poo poo just cut up some old T-shirts to wipe your butt with and throw them in the washing machine at the end of the day!

THERE. ARE. OTHER. WAYS. TO. WIPE. YOUR. rear end.

Stab a motherfucker over the last can of baked beans, or bottle of Dayquil, or something useful.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.



stabbing over toilet paper? You know maybe the shower off people have the right idea.

HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


College Slice

Bronze Fonz posted:

I understand stocking up be it long-term food, necessities of life including yes, toilet paper and all... but how much TP do you loving use through a given month that you would stock up the amount of TP I will use in like 2 years?
Am I that weak of a shitter and I just didn't know?

Look, when you stock up with nothing but canned beans, you need all the toilet paper you can get.

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



pixaal posted:

stabbing over toilet paper? You know maybe the shower off people have the right idea.

Pretty sure this scene was cut out of most end of the world apocalypse movies.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

Bronze Fonz posted:

I understand stocking up be it long-term food, necessities of life including yes, toilet paper and all... but how much TP do you loving use through a given month that you would stock up the amount of TP I will use in like 2 years?
Am I that weak of a shitter and I just didn't know?

People are planning to sell it

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Owlofcreamcheese posted:

People are planning to sell it

I'm way too late for the toilet paper market but surely there will be buyers out there for my poo poo, I hope.

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

naem posted:

trip report: I had some of my canned beans and peaches i am so alone

Please include timestamps so we know the amt of time has elapsed between your initial dosage and first appearance of effects going forward. Also did you get high? Thank you.

Plant MONSTER..

naem
May 29, 2011

day 37 of no human contact: this blog unrelated to the coronavirus

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

I’m a physician in Portland. I have seen a few posts in this thread about people with loved ones with fever, etc. we are at a particular challenge right now this time of year. There are many, many cough and cold viruses going around. We have had at least 10 or more patients come in these past three nights alone who have a respiratory infection and concern us for coronavirus. But they unanimously test positive for some other respiratory virus, like metapneumovirus, rhinovirus, or one of the like ten other coronavirus species we test for. We use a pcr assay from swabbing their nose that gets results back within two hours, and no there is no crossreactivity in the test between the coronavirus species tested and covid19. We have not actually identified any other cases than the ones known on the news, all because we diagnose them with another culprit. My point is, it’s still very much cough and cold season, and while the concern for covid19 spreading is appropriately high, there’s a much significantly higher chance of having just a regular cold infection instead.

Regardless, if you’re sick, practice self quarantine measures. Go to the local ER if you begin getting lightheaded or have chest pain or intolerable shortness of breath. If you’re not sick, follow the CDC’s rec’s and wash your hands often and don’t touch your face.

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E
Why use TP at all just jump into the shower.

SpaceCadetBob
Dec 27, 2012

Blind Rasputin posted:

I’m a physician in Portland. I have seen a few posts in this thread about people with loved ones with fever, etc. we are at a particular challenge right now this time of year. There are many, many cough and cold viruses going around. We have had at least 10 or more patients come in these past three nights alone who have a respiratory infection and concern us for coronavirus. But they unanimously test positive for some other respiratory virus, like metapneumovirus, rhinovirus, or one of the like ten other coronavirus species we test for. We use a pcr assay from swabbing their nose that gets results back within two hours, and no there is no crossreactivity in the test between the coronavirus species tested and covid19. We have not actually identified any other cases than the ones known on the news, all because we diagnose them with another culprit. My point is, it’s still very much cough and cold season, and while the concern for covid19 spreading is appropriately high, there’s a much significantly higher chance of having just a regular cold infection instead.

Regardless, if you’re sick, practice self quarantine measures. Go to the local ER if you begin getting lightheaded or have chest pain or intolerable shortness of breath. If you’re not sick, follow the CDC’s rec’s and wash your hands often and don’t touch your face.

So how long before these other viruses season out and we can have more clarity that a fever is more likely to be a real problem?

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

just hold ur poo in till this flu thing blows over

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E
Reusable adult diapers.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Shaocaholica posted:

Why use TP at all just jump into the shower.

Wait, isn't this what the toilet brush is for?

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Wait, isn't this what the toilet brush is for?

No the toilet brush is for cleaning the bowl. Use a toothbrush and a cup of water instead.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Holy poo poo just cut up some old T-shirts to wipe your butt with and throw them in the washing machine at the end of the day!

THERE. ARE. OTHER. WAYS. TO. WIPE. YOUR. rear end.

Stab a motherfucker over the last can of baked beans, or bottle of Dayquil, or something useful.

Yeah no need for a ceremonial knife wiping when there's no toilet paper left on aisle 69. Your Butt deserves better.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Just lol if you still don't know how to use the 3 seashells.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Bronze Fonz posted:

Just lol if you still don't know how to use the 3 seashells.
luckily i have printed off years, decades even, of GBS posts to wipe my rear end with

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


As a surgical technician I am upset to learn the masks we wear intraoperatively are only there to protect the patient. I mean the patients #1 and all that jazz but no wonder they had to test everyone in the room that one time for bovine tuberculosis. I'm in school again and the head of my program gives us two clinical absences every two semesters, with every subsequent absence resulting in deductions from the final grade. When a student was recently hospitalized for respiratory issues, his response was "don't get sick". USA #1!!!

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i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

Someone ought to cough on that guy

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