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Should Chuka Umana eat a sixer for being a huge downer?
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YES 173 51.95%
no 25 7.51%
Elizabeth Warren 135 40.54%
Total: 333 votes
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MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy

Your Personal Muse posted:

this was the perfect storm, the best he can do. next time, he won’t be 3 days off of a major win, he won’t have had a bunch of succ endorse him the day before, and he’ll be back to his babbling.

True but on the other hand a shitload of voters don't seem to notice or care about his dissolved brain, he'll have a week of media bellowing that he's going to be the nominee, etc.

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Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009


even having a bit part on the worst seasons of parks and rec turns you into a succ lib, drat

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

I. M. Gei posted:

Compartmentalizing is actually really awesome and what every good, normal person’s brain SHOULD be able to do. If your brain can’t compartmentalize then it really just means that you’re broken and defective, and you should loving hate yourself as much as the rest of the world and God hate you, your life and your existence are a burden on the whole world and all of humanity including the people you love, and you make everyone else’s lives worse and worse with every single breath you take.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
I'm proud that the rednecks in Ventura county went for Bernie.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Your Personal Muse posted:

The reason the media was able to manufacture this was because he came off a big win and endorsements. They are not all powerful. After all, Bernie won the first three states.

They will certainly keep pushing the Biden narrative, the big difference is that we will have room to breath will be able to counter punch

LOL Obama endorsement waiting in the wings now its much less risky.
Bloomburg dropping out and endorsing sleepy Joe.

Warren dropping out and calling for unity and bernie to do the same so she's remembered as the principled progressive after sanders is slowly ratfucked to death and blamed for the division again when Biden loses to trump.

This is my design

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

true, I agree


However, that doesn't mean I have to vote for the woman candidate if she is terrible

doctor iono
May 19, 2005

I LARVA YOU

jesus loving christ i am so loving tired of hearing the opinions of literally anyone living a comfortable lifestyle in NYC

literally no otherwise-marginalized rich people are remotely capable of empathizing with the working class, its loving psychotic

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





lol

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

Keep praying to God and he’s bound to intercede before things get too bad

Behold, happy is the man whom God correcteth: therefore despise not thou the chastening of the Almighty: Thou shalt not be afraid of destruction when it cometh. At destruction and famine thou shalt laugh.
Lo this, we have searched it, so it is; hear it, and know thou it for thy good.

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

eric andre is the only good comedy man left, a true bernie bro

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
the only silver lining out of this shitshow is going to be watching shitlib dems come crawling back to the "bernie bros" they've been demeaning and attacking for the past few months begging for them to give their votes to biden.

It's gonna be some bittersweet schadenfreude when they come to reckon with the bridges they've burned forever..

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
im going to start an extremely badass biker gang with a flaming skull patch on the back of our leather vests that reads

BIDE

[flaming skull with one bloody eye]

OR DIE

and we are going to travel the country telling people how we love biden and also being sex criminals with tiny penii and that all of our sons are straight, masculine men who have disappointed us. who is in for my clever counter-PR campaign?

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

america delenda est

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

doctor iono posted:

jesus loving christ i am so loving tired of hearing the opinions of literally anyone living a comfortable lifestyle in NYC

literally no otherwise-marginalized rich people are remotely capable of empathizing with the working class, its loving psychotic

They hate working-class people. They think they are better than working-class people. And will do everything in their power to make sure working-class people are kept under the boot.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Sphyre posted:

america delenda est

working on it

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

yeah I'm not giving poo poo to Biden lol.... don't even think about it fool....

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe
hello

https://www.tiktok.com/@mattlatter49/video/6799837090222853381

:corona:

Clip-On Fedora
Feb 20, 2011

I. M. Gei posted:

Compartmentalizing is actually really awesome and what every good, normal person’s brain SHOULD be able to do. If your brain can’t compartmentalize then it really just means that you’re broken and defective, and you should loving hate yourself as much as the rest of the world and God hate you, your life and your existence are a burden on the whole world and all of humanity including the people you love, and you make everyone else’s lives worse and worse with every single breath you take.

Okay.

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

https://twitter.com/AdamFriedland/status/1235077646620315649

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Raccooon posted:

My mind always drifts to this is a passing world.


However, I can't accept this world can't be fixed. Even in the idea that this is a passing fate. There is a morality I can never stop believing in. People are harmed and I can not look away at that fact. My convictions still hold firm that we must fix this poo poo hole of a world.

Look at how far a dude who proudly wears the title of Democratic Socialist got. That's some serious poo poo. Even if he doesn't win (he will), that's a sign, along with what I mentioned before about the rising push back against garbage centrist liberalism, that poo poo is changing in this country, to me anyway

If I was still the nihilistic sadbrain I was years ago, I probably wouldn't see it like this, but watching Bernie rise gave me the first real feeling of hope I'd felt since I was a child, not beaten down by the world yet. I'm hardly the only one, I'd imagine

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Slugnoid posted:

the only silver lining out of this shitshow is going to be watching shitlib dems come crawling back to the "bernie bros" they've been demeaning and attacking for the past few months begging for them to give their votes to biden.

It's gonna be some bittersweet schadenfreude when they come to reckon with the bridges they've burned forever..

If you don't like her, don't vote for her :smug:

PoontifexMacksimus
Feb 14, 2012

Magissima posted:

Apparently canvassing doesn't matter, at least not at this scale

Obsessing over the result of seasonal canvassing is literally falling into the trap of electoralism. No leftism movement in history was built on election day.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Code Jockey posted:

god I loving love america

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




i was kinda worried about taking a couple mandatory business trips in the next two weeks but after tonight i am all in

gonna touch my face and cough and sneeze on as many people as i can

worth the risk

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

Montasque posted:

They hate working-class people. They think they are better than working-class people. And will do everything in their power to make sure working-class people are kept under the boot.

and they will smear you with any stripe of bigotry they can finagle if you try to wriggle yourself out from under the boot

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


this is a bad night obviously. but voter turnout is up everywhere. it’s huge. and it’s going hard for Biden. it’s not young people showing up to vote, it’s older suburbanites. it’s not just anti-bernie, either— Cisneros losing is a blow.

as hard as it is to believe, this is what the Democratic Party wants. that’ll change over time, but right now half of the boomers haven’t even reached retirement age yet. these people are super conservative and they vote like it’s their job.

maybe more attention on Biden’s atrocious record and melting brain will help, but we have to also consider the possibility that a huge portion of the dem base is just really conservative and wants conservative policy. it loving sucks.

ho fan
Oct 6, 2014

doctor iono posted:

jesus loving christ i am so loving tired of hearing the opinions of literally anyone living a comfortable lifestyle in NYC

literally no otherwise-marginalized rich people are remotely capable of empathizing with the working class, its loving psychotic

there’s some direct action you can take to remedy this

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

Slugnoid posted:

the only silver lining out of this shitshow is going to be watching shitlib dems come crawling back to the "bernie bros" they've been demeaning and attacking for the past few months begging for them to give their votes to biden.

It's gonna be some bittersweet schadenfreude when they come to reckon with the bridges they've burned forever..

it ain't gonna be like that at all. if people think the bernie bros were toxic, just wait till they see the centrists demanding we fall in line, or else...

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

I am a cynical dude at times but that loving chart, holy poo poo that's just something else

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


ideally coronavirus reaps some elderly taints, that’s the only way to accelerate into progressivism

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

:d2a:

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





i was thinking. this is exactly like when the nazis invaded paris....

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




:haibrow:

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Code Jockey posted:

I am a cynical dude at times but that loving chart, holy poo poo that's just something else

:same: :yeah:

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i just sold all of my shares in CUM (Capital Under Management) to fund a nationwide ad buy for a commercial of another old man in his 80's who looks like biden, all soaped up and wet as garden hoses shoot water on him in a sexy manner, wearing ripped jean shorts stretching himself over the hood of a Model T to the tune of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02nAH_oAjeg

with closeups on his vericose veins and all the fleshy folds that come with age

i am committed to this. so committed that is old my private equity in a non-existent business to fund an idea that only exists within this post. can you do more than that?

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

There's a reporting error in Cameron County, TX giving Biden an extra 18,000 votes. There are also two reporting errors in California (Imperial County and Santa Clara County). All of these errors are to Biden's advantage.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

heh go off bug

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





america to death

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daft
Oct 16, 2012
i guess we get what we deserve

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