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Wakko
Jun 9, 2002
Faboo!
just make eye contact and let out a good scream, for a solid 30 seconds or so

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Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Chase told me that this video was inspired by old Delta airlines safety videos. The primary goal of their video, which they shared full-length for free, was to help inform viewers about proper mask usage and how the virus spreads.

He said they've experienced widespread censorship of their work, as well as their efforts to raise awareness about coronavirus.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

lorn Wayne posted:

what has she done

genuine question i probably missed the stuff or something

Gotten some people released form prison. She has literally been one of the most effective people at getting trump to do good things despite himself.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Kim Kardashian is going to beg grumop to pardon roger stone and he's going to graciously accept

Godlessdonut
Sep 13, 2005

I miss touching my face :smith:

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
if anyone itt misses touching their face I will touch your face for you, for 40$

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



i too haven't brushed or flossed in weeks :mario:

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

The Nastier Nate posted:

is mini mike supposed to be Obi-Wan in this scenario? I mean he died and was pretty useless and let's be honest the jedi were garbage when they had power.

I guess it's fitting analogy for a wannabe diet-fash

if someone showed me an old sword and talked about how it was from a more civilized age i would be 100% convinced they were fash

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
big, if true

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Godlessdonut posted:

I miss touching my face :smith:

Wash your hands for 20 seconds then upload that sick, filthy poo poo to PornHub.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

lorn Wayne posted:

what has she done

genuine question i probably missed the stuff or something

She's gotten Trump to commute some sentences from people who really got screwed over by the justice system. Most notably, Alice Marie Johnson, who was serving a life sentence on a first time drug offense.

fake edit: Actually, I was looking for more examples for this post and that's the only one I can find. I could have sworn there were more. It could be that this latest news is screwing with my Google-fu, since most results are about this new visit.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

eric ciaramella posted:

I have a job interview in 2 hours and I have to figure out how to explain barely working in 2019 and my one employer giving me bad references. cool.

tell them you had medical issues they aren't allowed to ask for details

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme
more than half of rammstein's songs are tender and/or ironic love songs, many of them gay

their US distro's forced english versions of "engel" and "du hast" are barely translations at all

e.g "du hast mich" was translated as "you hate me" whereas the original lyrics play off the similarity between "du hast" ("you have") and "du hasst" ("you hate") which are phonetically similar

so yeah whomever posted that rammstein is a land of contrasts probably works for sony or whatever

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

lol

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

cspam background please

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

In "COVID-19 Coronavirus: Horny Slut Has to Use Protection During Outbreak!" performer Little Squirtles skips into her front door, kicks off her shoes, and shouts, "Daddy, I'm home! And so horny." Her partner Chase Poundher emerges from the hallway wearing a face mask, his hand stuck out to stop her. "Wait, don't you move a foot closer. Haven't you heard of COVID-19?" He proceeds to give her a 30-second PSA on coronavirus with concision the CDC could envy: on the state of the coronavirus outbreak in China, the purpose of masks, and why they should use protection during sex if she wasn't such a dirty cumslut.


Talk about a viral video sensation!

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

Wakko posted:

just make eye contact and let out a good scream, for a solid 30 seconds or so

this also works in a restroom with a mirror at a restaurant btw

then walk ou tlike nothing happened, maybe whistle a tune

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

Bethamphetamine posted:

Wash your hands for 20 seconds then upload that sick, filthy poo poo to PornHub.

2020 asmr nurse putting you on a ventilator (you have coronavirus)

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

DryGoods posted:

if Trump hasn't been doing it, then who's been touching his face this whole time?

:yooge: HOPEY!

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
lol i got shut the gently caress down by my ex-girlfriend

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Crime bill Biden vs Trump “1st steps act”

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



https://twitter.com/BarackObama/status/1235246706817630208

listen to TRUnP

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Dipping my fingers in cheese whizz and licking them clean for lunch, after taking a big dump, come get me cornana I'm ready

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 367 days!
gently caress you

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

Plinkey posted:

Dipping my fingers in cheese whizz and licking them clean for lunch, after taking a big dump, come get me cornana I'm ready

wow mayor bloomberg didn't know you posted here

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

What is even good now

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

is bloomberg still having chinese for dinner to show solidarity with corona chan

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


cool I'll stay home when I'm sick and lose my job because you didn't use any of your power to advance literally anything related to workers rights thanks dude

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

lmao

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

lmao obabo out of nowhere to endorse... the CDC???

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Stay home and get fired, great fuckin' advice dumbass

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Wes Anderson movies loving suck poo poo

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008



What a piece of poo poo. World would've been better if this rear end in a top hat was never born.

StrugglingHoneybun
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.
Tmrmou

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Californians really blew it on a lot except Bernie. how you gonna vote for Bernie but not Prop 13?

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Holy smokes

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Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Joementum posted:

big, if true



lmao this owns i love this

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