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emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

I was thinking about some kind of joke about Schumer getting an official wedgie and I pictured it in my head as a CNN video clip and I'm drooling from laughing so much, please send help

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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


Suck my dick you fuckman

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

agreed lock kavanaugh up

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
reid was so much better at this

remember when he said, "yeah, i've seen romney's tax records and hoo boy did he cheat!" with zero evidence and got away with it?


lmao

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

omg schumer lmao

what got into him

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
lock schumer up

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

lmfao Schumer thought he was going to own them all by doing a word for word quote of Kavanaugh and thinking this exact thing wouldn't happen

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


Coach Jordan at it again

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

euphronius posted:

what did schumer say ?

you'll pay a terrible price if you overturn roe v wade

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Mayor Dave posted:

you'll pay a terrible price if you overturn roe v wade

lifetime jobs with now oversight ?

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 365 days!

euphronius posted:

omg schumer lmao

what got into him
AN INTERN BROUGHT THIS INTO THE OFFICE!! THEY DIDNT EVEN READ THE LABEL AND HE ATE SOME!

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

euphronius posted:

lifetime jobs with now oversight ?

yeah it was a word for word quote of kavanaugh from the nomination hearing and schumer stuck his dick right into that honey pot

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Schumer: TEACHER! TEACHER! BRETT SAID "SHITDICK"!

Teacher: Did you just say shitdick? Officer, take this child away.

*chuck dies in the throes of a "resource officer" chokehold*

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Mayor Dave posted:

yeah it was a word for word quote of kavanaugh from the nomination hearing and schumer stuck his dick right into that honey pot

I don’t even rember that except when a visibly drunk kavanaugh swore eternal vendetta against the democrats and the left

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
lol remember when Trumo said "idk maybe some of you "second amendment" people have a way of getting rid of Hillary" lmfaooo

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
:yooge: you’re done! goodbye, Chuck!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

a sitting Supreme Court justice swore eternal vendetta against the democrats and the left

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






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Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





tenderjerk posted:

AN INTERN BROUGHT THIS INTO THE OFFICE!! THEY DIDNT EVEN READ THE LABEL AND HE ATE SOME!


idgi, BDS?

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
Wednesday already?

good thing the piss tape is real

https://i.imgur.com/32zrq93.mp4

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
as usual, Ilhan is just better at this

https://twitter.com/Ilhan/status/1235231997766889473

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





euphronius posted:

a sitting Supreme Court justice swore eternal vendetta against the democrats and the left

very legal and VERY cool

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

like he literally said “vendetta”

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

Lock him up

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





im the civilized law abiding nation led by Donald "loving" Trump

juche avocado has issued a correction as of 02:22 on Mar 5, 2020

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





I'm also the 538 projections of Bernie sweeping every primary save Alabama and Delaware

I'm multifarious

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Gringostar posted:

Wednesday already?

good thing the piss tape is real

https://i.imgur.com/32zrq93.mp4

very presidential

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





juche avocado posted:

I'm multifurious

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
Trump will be remember like Mussolini, except less macho and successful, and smaller, and always wet

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


I am 1000% on the car guys side, you just know that pick up mother gently caress did some stupid truck driver bullshit

E loving get him

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/evren__7/status/1235354927230222337

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/IlhanMN/status/1235374403384487936

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Chapo go on Chapo

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



https://twitter.com/DannyDeVito/status/1235375087840137216

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

holy poo poo

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

trump used a line similar to this on hillary and she also had no answer lol

gently caress i hate libs

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Way to hedge your bet with that non specific "it"

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

yeah rip, there's no way biden beats trump

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kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




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