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Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

*kicks scalia in crotch, he looks up at you, grins and breaks your nose*

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Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





Stefan Prodan posted:

cruises are fun tho!!!

you get to see different places and you only have to fly somewhere once!

i kno i did it once when i was about to graduate but the labor practices on those boats are really ugly even at corona rates id prob have to pass it up

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Stefan Prodan posted:

cruises are fun tho!!!

you get to see different places and you only have to fly somewhere once!

I am happy for people who like and do cruises, but usually I plan vacations like military operations, and thankfully my family mostly likes it that way. A cruise is just a blank period that I can't abide.

that said I went to Munich with two kids and one of them was having no part in "wake up at 7 so we can do x" and because Munich is basically a gigantic cruise ship it was really fun, god so much beer

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Flavius Aetass posted:

what is this foolishness

turn on your monitor

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

Impkins Patootie posted:

i kno i did it once when i was about to graduate but the labor practices on those boats are really ugly even at corona rates id prob have to pass it up

yeah that's true I can certainly respect that

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Mr. Sharps posted:

lol trupo doensnt know how to cross his arms

i think its a combination of his girth, tiny arms, and the hyper engineered suits attempting to make him look human

802.11weed
May 9, 2007

no
i was watching bad youtubes with my brother and i showed him fight song. he left immediately .

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




during one of my worst times working nightshifts in a frozen hellhole, a friend offered to take me on a cruise and i was just looking forward to lying in the sun and doing absolutely nothing

but now i know cruises are just enormous petri dishes where one thing goes wrong and BAM overflowing toilets

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
I went on a cruise once and bullied a buncha old people at poker and won enough to pay for all the alcohol i drank which was a lot

then i swam in the ocean with some sting rays and fed them some fish

anyway thats my cruise story

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/ddale8/status/1235407621282238467

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

People that work on cruise ships are like gypsy carnies and the old ones, called "spectral elders", well they're the ones in charge

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Ah, gently caress me in the goat rear end

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





Stefan Prodan posted:

yeah that's true I can certainly respect that

have u ever sailed on a vessel that served pad thai in the buffet that taste just like the restaurant back home? if so what was the name of that cruise line

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

Impkins Patootie posted:

have u ever sailed on a vessel that served pad thai in the buffet that taste just like the restaurant back home? if so what was the name of that cruise line

i think i've only eaten at a cruise buffet like once so idk

eating at the actual buffet is too gross lol

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




hot tips for a good cruise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56dftCIQ4d8

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
you guys are being too harsh on the dems

tripping over your own dick over and over again in new and increasingly hilarious ways is an art

802.11weed
May 9, 2007

no

That DICK! posted:

Ah, gently caress me in the goat rear end

🐐 🌊 . 🎄

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

a harbor master can make life hell for a cruise ship captain so it's best not to gently caress with them and just say aye will do

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

Mrs. Dash posted:

my dad in nipple clamps with a glass of wine reading karl Marx like its 50 shades of grey while an AOC lookalike tells him she's going to redistribute his 401k into social security

:jackbud:

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Flavius Aetass posted:

go away

batin

go away

boatin

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Plinkey posted:

this might be the worst post in the thread, for the year

*whispered* dirty dads

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Impkins Patootie posted:

read DryGoods post or drink poison I'd rather drink the poison

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Impkins punished for speaking Truth to Power

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Dirty Dads

DONE DIRT CHEAP

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
would I ever come on a cruise? yeah, on tom cruise.

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

802.11weed posted:

i was watching bad youtubes with my brother and i showed him fight song. he left immediately .

i was watching good youtubes with my brother and i showed him fight song. he teared up then stood and applauded immediately .

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

mr president turn on you're tv

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


absolute classic

that getting the cork out bit is something ill never forget :worship:

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

802.11weed posted:

i was watching bad youtubes with my brother and i showed him fight song. he left immediately .

#BoyBye

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Bulgakov posted:

absolute classic

that getting the cork out bit is something ill never forget :worship:

yea that man is a master, I would totally attend a seminar

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


wow. six shrimps.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




wow pres just like me talking about npr

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

That DICK! posted:

wow. six shrimps.

um, there's 5, that's all i had left

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Plinkey posted:

um, there's 5, that's all i had left

plinkey...... turn off your monitor

802.11weed
May 9, 2007

no

the first wax president :yooge:

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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

That DICK! posted:

plinkey...... turn off your monitor

never

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