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No. 6 posted:This is either fake and horribly unfunny or real and horribly unfunny. But enough about your posting.
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I had poo poo for education and credentials but I lied good and always come across as confident and competent in interviews (I'm fit, can smile and can hold a conversation) so I've managed to get good jobs anyway
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Zzulu posted:I had poo poo for education and credentials but I lied good and always come across as confident and competent in interviews (I'm fit, can smile and can hold a conversation) so I've managed to get good jobs anyway Ditto. 
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Stare at their cleavage for the entire interview. A guy on Omegle asked me for boob size, so I asked him for moob size and he disconnected.
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My dog Gregorny went missing the other day if anyone sees him he's a labradoodles.
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quote:I'm an illustrator and I have always had a personal goal to draw all 62 US National Parks, but I wanted to find a unique twist for the project. When I found that there are one-star reviews for every single park, the idea for Subpar Parks was born. For each park, I hand-letter a line from the one-star reviews alongside my illustration of each park as my way of putting a fun and beautiful twist on the negativity.    More here: https://www.boredpanda.com/one-star...ampaign=organic
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I dunno, wasting the time of emergency services isn't funny. Also if this is out of context, well then it's out of context without any explanation. Either way it's dumb.
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Mar 4, 2020 15:41
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No. 6 posted:I dunno, wasting the time of emergency services isn't funny. Also if this is out of context, well then it's out of context without any explanation. Either way it's dumb. Then why did you post it
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https://i.imgur.com/YGtA5Co.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/NSzb83m.mp4 Some Pinko Commie has a new favorite as of 16:29 on Mar 4, 2020 |
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Huh, GTAV was a documentary. And this is nonsense, there is no atmosphere on the moon, you can dutch oven yourself all day long and nobody will hear it, and also the days are two weeks long so that's a lot of farting. OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 16:46 on Mar 4, 2020 |
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No. 6 posted:I dunno, wasting the time of emergency services isn't funny. Also if this is out of context, well then it's out of context without any explanation. Either way it's dumb. It's not real.. I'm replying to a troll aren't I?
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No. 6 posted:I dunno, wasting the time of emergency services isn't funny. Also if this is out of context, well then it's out of context without any explanation. Either way it's dumb. You're slaying me. At least start a YouTube channel to get your genius out there.
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OwlFancier posted:And this is nonsense, there is no atmosphere on the moon, you can dutch oven yourself all day long and nobody will hear it, and also the days are two weeks long so that's a lot of farting. The fart vibrations travel through the spacesuit, into the rock, into the ground, then over to the monster. Its science, Eyenstine.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:The fart vibrations travel through the spacesuit, into the rock, into the ground, then over to the monster. There actually is a small atmosphere in the moon iirc, it's just very very thin Wikipedia posted:The elevated presence of atomic and molecular particles in its vicinity compared to interplanetary medium, referred to as "lunar atmosphere" for scientific objectives, is negligible in comparison with the gaseous envelopes surrounding Earth and most planets of the Solar System. Wikipedia posted:[...]the Moon is considered not to have an atmosphere because it cannot absorb measurable quantities of radiation, does not appear layered or self-circulating, and requires constant replenishment due to the high rate at which its gases get lost into space. Whether it's enough to transmit sound, I don't know but I would guess not e: someone actually that you probably would be able to hear rocks crack, but they don't list their sources 
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Also a super loving cool fact:Wikipedia posted:[...] based on studies of Moon magma samples retrieved by the Apollo missions, that the Moon had once possessed a relatively thick atmosphere for a period of 70 million years between 3 and 4 billion years ago. This atmosphere, sourced from gases ejected from lunar volcanic eruptions, was twice the thickness of that of present-day Mars. It has been theorized, in fact, that this ancient atmosphere could have supported life, though no evidence of life has been found
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alexandriao posted:Also a super loving cool fact: I'm sorry, but just the concept of a moon ejecting enough gas to support life stinks!
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Mar 4, 2020 18:59
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wow way to lower the entropy you fuckin PRUDES
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what makes this good is the guy who sent the photo took the screencap
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alexandriao posted:what makes this good is the guy who sent the photo took the screencap If someone got me that good I'd probably save it, too. You have to show an appreciation for art.
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Mar 4, 2020 21:00
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It's funny and all but every one of those text screen grabs are fake and that pic looks shopped to hell.
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Mar 4, 2020 21:09
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but rear end only has three letters 
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why limit yourself to one
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Cocaine Bear posted:It's funny and all but every one of those text screen grabs are fake and that pic looks shopped to hell.  I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIMElet people laugh at funny pictures JEEZ
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jesus WEP posted:why limit yourself to one He's right. Asses back on the menu, boys!
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FYI, both of these have glorious, wonderful sound
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 Surprised they let this one go through. 
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It was a stretch at first, but he greased the right palm and got them to loosen up a little.
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The Bloop posted:
I hate this loving website man, I used to be fine before but now when I watch movies or- hell when I tried to watch the Venture Brothers- I'm clawing scars into my armrest to not tell about how it's all fake scripted nonsense intended to make me laugh instead of actual humor which is not scripted and thus good.
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The world is insane, everything fake has probably happened for real somewhere.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:The universe is infinite, everything fake has definitely happened for real somewhere.
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As evidence of this, Donald Trump is our president
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beanieson posted:As evidence of this, Donald Trump is our president That was scripted though
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Phanatic posted:Surprised they let this one go through. I don't see what's wrong with someone identifying the type of car they drive on their license plate? Would you be surprised if someone got a license plate that said "Camry"?
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