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Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

Someone dropped out of the race for that blunder.

-or-

The missing 'E' stands for electability.

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/nightwarning/status/1235280367382417408

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002
Based on context, I’m assuming that Australians love toilet paper?

Kart Barfunkel
Nov 10, 2009


Corona panic I’m assuming.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
I still haven't figured out what toilet paper has to do with it.

Step 1: panic about coronavirus
Step 2: ??????
Step 3: HORDE TOILET PAPER

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Sheen Sheen posted:

Based on context, I’m assuming that Australians love toilet paper?

there's been some panic in australia about the coronavirus and people are clearing out the toilet paper aisle in all the stores for some unknown reason

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

There's fear that all their toilet paper gets produced in China/South Asia so they wanted to get the stock that came "before the outbreak hit" I think... yeah it's a Tiger Rock at best.

DeathCrabForCutie
Jul 14, 2019
oh fuc-

Peanut President posted:

there's been some panic in australia about the coronavirus and people are clearing out the toilet paper aisle in all the stores for some unknown reason

at least one person has been stabbed over toilet paper in australia.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

That’s true just about anywhere

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Whoria Discordia posted:

at least one person has been stabbed over toilet paper in australia.
you really want to use plastic, the blood will seep straight through toilet paper.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

This seems like a good time to get a bidet, but I don't think there ever was one in the Simpsons.

biznatchio
Mar 31, 2001


Buglord

GoutPatrol posted:

This seems like a good time to get a bidet, but I don't think there ever was one in the Simpsons.

Have I got a surprise for you

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Peanut President posted:

there's been some panic in australia about the coronavirus and people are clearing out the toilet paper aisle in all the stores for some unknown reason


ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/iresimpsonsfans/status/1235631175684653056

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Korgan
Feb 14, 2012


Kart Barfunkel posted:

Corona panic I’m assuming.

It's this, my local Woolies ran out of dunny roll on Wednesday, they restocked at 10am yesterday and they were emptied out again by 12. Shops are putting limits on how much bog paper you can buy in one go, hand sanitiser is now kept behind the counter along with cigarettes to prevent shoplifting and more fights, and if you wanted to grab some pasta or rice you can get hosed. If you ask these selfish pricks why they're hoarding stuff the answer is generally because they don't want to run out if they have to quarantine from the virus, while they ignore the two biggest supermarkets, the Australian duopoly, Woolworths and Coles both have home delivery available. This whole situation is insane and to stop myself getting angry at being unable to buy poo poo tickets I am instead enjoying the memes pointing out the absurdity of it all.

https://twitter.com/The_Freddery/status/1235483029759348736?s=20

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~



gently caress

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Jesus, Aussie+Simpsons+Corona+toilet paper is amazing. Missing Tobias though.

ili
Jul 26, 2003


That's cos Tobias has a bidet.

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
:dudsmile:

bog roll memes are amazing

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012




I feel like there may be a layer I'm missing here but even without it this joke still slaps

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*


See good bits but alot of jerkass Homer in there

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

KoRMaK posted:

I feel like there may be a layer I'm missing here but even without it this joke still slaps

There's a four pack limit on toilet paper at some places here.

Also, Quilton is pretty luxy as dunny paper goes.

I actually needed to buy a new pack of toilet paper yesterday. Resisted urge to announce that I was not one of those crazy hoarders out loud at the check-out.

ili
Jul 26, 2003


KoRMaK posted:

I feel like there may be a layer I'm missing here but even without it this joke still slaps

How can you be missing a layer? It's triple ply.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

There ain't no bog roll and there never was!

Korgan
Feb 14, 2012



I'm glad that's the edit they made for 'brownest of the brown liquors'


EBB posted:

There ain't no bog roll and there never was!

This is ideas guy gold

pablo gbscobar
Nov 24, 2007

oh shit i got the snype

:wom:
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/iresimpsonsfans/status/1235517838342778880?s=19

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
Entirely apropos of nothing, our good old friend Oxygen Tent for sexual powers made an appearance in Castlevania season 3.

Well, at least that's the first thing that came to mind at a certain ending scene. I blame this thread.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Hey! That's a half-truth!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

amazing

Winklebottom
Dec 19, 2007



Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

This got a good laugh out of me.

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":


mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I save all my SimpsonsMemes in a giant folder dump, and one day I'm gonna look through and be confused af about TP memes.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Simply wonderful

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CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man



Gonna get a moebias tattoo brb

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