TRURO 1165: I could cause panic much better than even you

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Hillary 2024: Nov 13, 2016; by vyelkin

Roosevelt posted:

rush was wearing something weird on his head when he got his medal. idk what it is. maybe it's one of those

https://leader.pubs.asha.org/doi/10.1044/leader.FTR2.07012002.1

He got a cochlear implant in December 2001.

quote:

Limbaugh, 50, surprised listeners when he disclosed during a radio broadcast several months ago that he had steadily lost hearing since May due to autoimmune inner-ear disease. Treatment with a combination of medications�the steroid prednisone, an alternative to prednisone called methotrexate, and anti-inflammatory etanercept�failed to bring any improvement, and Limbaugh lost all of his residual hearing.

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That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

cool story bro.

http://commandandcosby.ytmnd.com/

# ? Mar 6, 2020 05:46

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Roosevelt posted:

rush was wearing something weird on his head when he got his medal. idk what it is. maybe it's one of those

he went deaf from abusing opioids

# ? Mar 6, 2020 05:46

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

we need to start practicing coming up with unique and zany misspellings of "Biden" for 2021

# ? Mar 6, 2020 05:47

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

oh now this is a good one. http://supercosbybros.ytmnd.com/

# ? Mar 6, 2020 05:47

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Plinkey posted:

he went deaf from abusing opioids

you're not a doctor

# ? Mar 6, 2020 05:47

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I'm a dcotor

# ? Mar 6, 2020 05:47

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

DryGoods posted:

you're not a doctor

you will never see someone else surgically deconstruct a cheezer like me

# ? Mar 6, 2020 05:47

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Hot Karl Marx posted:

I'm a dcotor

give it to me straight, doc

# ? Mar 6, 2020 05:48

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

DryGoods posted:

give it to me straight, doc

ur posts are bad

# ? Mar 6, 2020 05:48

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Plinkey posted:

ur posts are bad

I'd like a second opinion

# ? Mar 6, 2020 05:49

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

2DCAT posted:

I'd like a second opinion

you're also lazy

# ? Mar 6, 2020 05:50

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Lmao I just watched 20 mins of the fox town hall

Yes, it's basically scripted in his favor, but I can't imagine Biden looking half as competent at a CNN equivalent

This is gonna be a Reagan '84 level win

# ? Mar 6, 2020 05:50

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

That DICK! posted:

http://cosbymillionaire.ytmnd.com/

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the popes toes: Oct 10, 2004

I'll tell you where it hurts you sonofabitch

# ? Mar 6, 2020 05:50

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

2DCAT posted:

I'd like a second opinion

is it normal for my feet to smell like 'Wet Goods' when they are in fact 'Dry Goods'

# ? Mar 6, 2020 05:52

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

DryGoods posted:

we need to start practicing coming up with unique and zany misspellings of "Biden" for 2021

can you imagine if we have to replace the trump thread with the biden thread
its gonna be the most boring poo poo

# ? Mar 6, 2020 05:54

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Plinkey posted:

he went deaf from abusing opioids

no that's skullgif

# ? Mar 6, 2020 05:55

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Schnorkles posted:

can you imagine if we have to replace the trump thread with the biden thread
its gonna be the most boring poo poo

No there will be a separate biden thread

Trump isnt retiring from political life/TV punditry/twitter till he dead

# ? Mar 6, 2020 05:56

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Oiled and Ready posted:

No there will be a separate biden thread

Trump isnt retiring from political life/TV punditry/twitter till he dead

# ? Mar 6, 2020 05:57

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

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# ? Mar 6, 2020 05:58

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

That DICK! posted:

anyone want to see + discuss more classic YTMNDs tonight?

there's one where its the scene from fast and the furious where paul walker is talking to the nerdy white kid in their sexy carjacker crew and he's like "you should be in MIT or something" but its edited in a funny way. sorry thats not much to go off

# ? Mar 6, 2020 05:58

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

Plinkey posted:

he went deaf from abusing opioids

what's your excuse

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That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

cargo cult posted:

there's one where its the scene from fast and the furious where paul walker is talking to the nerdy white kid in their sexy carjacker crew and he's like "you should be in MIT or something" but its edited in a funny way. sorry thats not much to go off

http://nopeitdoesnt.ytmnd.com/

# ? Mar 6, 2020 06:01

lorn Wayne: Jan 7, 2006

Oiled and Ready posted:

No there will be a separate biden thread

Trump isnt retiring from political life/TV punditry/twitter till he dead

i like you're moxie kid

but thankfully tyermp is prez4lyfe

# ? Mar 6, 2020 06:01

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Joey Butternuts

# ? Mar 6, 2020 06:02

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

ha. but for real - this is it. http://deletedfastandfurious.ytmnd.com/

# ? Mar 6, 2020 06:02

Serfer: Mar 10, 2003; The piss tape is real

tacodaemon posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/1235664196244770816

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Durf: Aug 16, 2017

Solarin posted:

you're also lazy

# ? Mar 6, 2020 06:03

Mad Doctor Cthulhu: Mar 3, 2008

pancake rabbit posted:

it does look a lot like a cochlear implant

maybe he doesn't wear the ear piece in public

i'm goin full conspiracy on this u can't stop me

Yeah, same here. While I'm always looking for ways to make fun of his hair, I imagine he just forgot to brush his rat's nest over his hearing aid and it came to look like that.

# ? Mar 6, 2020 06:03

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