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petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


yah tmnpt

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Pead
May 31, 2001
Nap Ghost

Lol, the official line was "He doesnt want to interrupt the important work CDC is doing" and he immediately disproves that by saying "nah, its because im a giant baby". probably one of my favorite trump habits

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer
just look at this big wet special boy

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

if this virus thing isn't so bad maybe trump should intentionally get himself infected to show everyone there's nothing to fear

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Qurnah posted:

just look at this big wet special boy



i NEED an under the table shot

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Spoondick posted:

if this virus thing isn't so bad maybe trump should intentionally get himself infected to show everyone there's nothing to fear

Many people are saying

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Qurnah posted:

just look at this big wet special boy



lmao he’s like 320

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Qurnah posted:

just look at this big wet special boy



wider

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

twoday posted:

brain hole

makes his brain go faster

I'm a Biden's brain accelerationist

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

Spoondick posted:

if this virus thing isn't so bad maybe trump should intentionally get himself infected to show everyone there's nothing to fear

it would probably kill him though lol

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
can we get the denver airport artist to redo the white house murals?

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

magiccarpet posted:

Trump cancelled his meeting at the CDC lol

i want trump to go full germaphobe and refuse to be anywhere near pence or even allow him to be at the whitehouse

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Pead posted:

Lol, the official line was "He doesnt want to interrupt the important work CDC is doing" and he immediately disproves that by saying "nah, its because im a giant baby". probably one of my favorite trump habits

It's because I'm rich! I'm rich, I'm rich, and I'm president and there's nothing you losers can do about it! I do what I want! Haaaha!

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Qurnah posted:

just look at this big wet special boy



you may not like it, but this is what peak water retention looks like

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

love my chonker president sitting at a writing desk made for lesser presidents

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Qurnah posted:

it would probably kill him though lol

only one way to find out ig uess

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Bulgakov posted:

i want trump to go full germaphobe and refuse to be anywhere near pence or even allow him to be at the whitehouse

vp pence starting the great horse flu plague

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

euphronius posted:

lmao he’s like 320

did trump ever complete his physical that he was rushed to the hospital for in the middle of the night?

f#a#
Sep 6, 2004

I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.
lmao trmup

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/1235808311834021888?s=19

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

Roosevelt posted:

did trump ever complete his physical that he was rushed to the hospital for in the middle of the night?

astonishingly excellent thank you working hard

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

????

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

Ben Nerevarine posted:

you may not like it, but this is what peak water retention looks like

lmao

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Roosevelt posted:

did trump ever complete his physical that he was rushed to the hospital for in the middle of the night?

maybe who knows lol

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


Double-wide

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

PRESIDENT DEALS SIGNS MUCH BIGGER NUMBER THAN HE ASKED FOR

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp



holy poo poo the ideal male form

yorkinshire
Apr 28, 2009

In space no one can hear your dope beats.

Qurnah posted:

just look at this big wet special boy



Diaped up and ready to face the world.

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

this isn't even his final form

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Roosevelt posted:

did trump ever complete his physical that he was rushed to the hospital for in the middle of the night?

He gets old people ailments treated in secret so it doesn't make him look weak. That band-aid or whatever on his scalp last night, for example. Or that bandage on his hand where they said it was from his son scratching him (melanoma).

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

sinnesloeschen posted:

covid covid covid covid covid chameleon

you kill boomers, you kill boommm eerrrrrheerrers.

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Hey the fatter he gets the less effective his immune system becomes. Wee haw

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

what else did they give him to sign? just some blank paper?

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

"too much money in politics"

i mean, you're getting close

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

BeefThief posted:

what else did they give him to sign? just some blank paper?

it's a manilla envelope containing a map of the 2016 electoral college votes

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

i feel like im taking crazy pills

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

euphronius posted:

lmao he’s like 320

Yeah, but then Trump will report his height as 7'3", so his BMI is still below 30! Not obese!

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

William Bear posted:

Yeah, but then Trump will report his height as 7'3", so his BMI is still below 30! Not obese!

thank god for diet coke

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Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

slopJoe 2020330 posted:

i feel like im taking crazy pills

tremumP!

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