TRURO 1165: I could cause panic much better than even you

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BeefThief: Aug 8, 2007

TEXT JOE...DOT...3-0...3...0...3-0

# ? Mar 6, 2020 18:04

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# ? May 30, 2024 10:35

Marzzle: Dec 1, 2004; Bursting with flavor

ArmZ posted:

corp all hands are the dumbest bullshit

bUt ThInK oF tHe TeAmBuIlDiNg

# ? Mar 6, 2020 18:04

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

Schnorkles posted:

i mean its pretty incredible watching this thing work, its like if you're under 50 you get a fever and are uncomfortable for a few days unless you are seriously immuno-compromised and if you're over 50 it comes storming in and drop kicks you in the chest and sets your kitchen on fire

this seems too reductive

is it what the polls say?

# ? Mar 6, 2020 18:05

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1235961648449564672?s=19

maybe santelli ought to be drug out into the street and shot, just as an emergency measure to protect the public

# ? Mar 6, 2020 18:05

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Tainen posted:

lol

https://twitter.com/mikenizza/status/1235972492470161410?s=21

meanwhile South Korea screened around 100,000+ even setting up free drive through clinics to make tested easier for concerned people.

# ? Mar 6, 2020 18:05

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Tainen posted:

lol

https://twitter.com/mikenizza/status/1235972492470161410?s=21

also note that you can take the test multiple times and get different results each time because we're not very good at testing for it yet

# ? Mar 6, 2020 18:05

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

CONEXPO-CON/AGG is still on in 4 days. It's the largest conference in Las Vegas. Nearly every construction, survey, and engineering company in North America attends. Extra escorts and dancers are bussed in for the 4 day event. Adjusting for incubation period, April 2020 is likely to go down in infamy.

# ? Mar 6, 2020 18:05

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

jesus i was just annoyed that it was a baby gun for a baby but the video is 100x worse

yes do take his gun actually what the gently caress have you ever handled one before you loving bitch

# ? Mar 6, 2020 18:06

Dustcat: Jan 26, 2019

Tainen posted:

lol

https://twitter.com/mikenizza/status/1235972492470161410?s=21

we've still two days to go, let's pick up those last 998,105 for the president!

# ? Mar 6, 2020 18:06

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

ArmZ posted:

this seems too reductive

is it what the polls say?

nah, its what the death rates say

# ? Mar 6, 2020 18:06

aware of dog: Nov 14, 2016

Basebf555 posted:

Realized I was on my last roll of toilet paper last night, then this morning on the way to work I heard on the radio that the first case of the virus was identified in my state. Great timing.

look at this guy who doesn�t know how to use the three seashells lmbo

# ? Mar 6, 2020 18:06

Marzzle: Dec 1, 2004; Bursting with flavor

BeefThief posted:

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# ? Mar 6, 2020 18:06

Apraxin: Feb 22, 2006; General-Admiral

keep on trumpin...

# ? Mar 6, 2020 18:06

The Alpha Centauri: Feb 15, 2019

Tainen posted:

lol

https://twitter.com/mikenizza/status/1235972492470161410?s=21

its everywhere

# ? Mar 6, 2020 18:06

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

schnorkles knows a lot about the virus since air travel is responsible for it spreading throughout the entire world so quickly

# ? Mar 6, 2020 18:07

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Shear Modulus posted:

schnorkles knows a lot about the virus since air travel is responsible for it spreading throughout the entire world so quickly

working hard thank you!

# ? Mar 6, 2020 18:07

Notorious R.I.M.: Jan 27, 2004; up to my ass in alligators

Bethamphetamine posted:

CONEXPO-CON/AGG is still on in 4 days. It's the largest conference in Las Vegas. Nearly every construction, survey, and engineering company in North America attends. Extra escorts and dancers are bussed in for the 4 day event. Adjusting for incubation period, April 2020 is likely to go down in infamy.

Lol Las Vegas just exported a case too

# ? Mar 6, 2020 18:07

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

https://twitter.com/spectordeforce/status/1235791191565885440?s=21

# ? Mar 6, 2020 18:07

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

Tainen posted:

lol

https://twitter.com/mikenizza/status/1235972492470161410?s=21

not bad, not great

# ? Mar 6, 2020 18:07

The Alpha Centauri: Feb 15, 2019

its in this thread

# ? Mar 6, 2020 18:08

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

Bethamphetamine posted:

CONEXPO-CON/AGG is still on in 4 days. It's the largest conference in Las Vegas. Nearly every construction, survey, and engineering company in North America attends. Extra escorts and dancers are bussed in for the 4 day event. Adjusting for incubation period, April 2020 is likely to go down in infamy.

jesus christ

# ? Mar 6, 2020 18:08

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

Schmoe Cwead posted:

not bad, not great

# ? Mar 6, 2020 18:08

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

place a shoot-down order on all cross thread posts and close the ports of entry at D&D

# ? Mar 6, 2020 18:09

SardonicTyrant: Feb 26, 2016; BTICH IM A NEWT
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Basebf555 posted:

Realized I was on my last roll of toilet paper last night, then this morning on the way to work I heard on the radio that the first case of the virus was identified in my state. Great timing.

If you die, please do me a favor and leave your door unlocked so I can have your remaining toliet paper.

But seriously stay safe.

# ? Mar 6, 2020 18:09

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Chris James 2 posted:

Working hard, thank you https://twitter.com/FLOTUS/status/1235616174899171328

Lol

https://twitter.com/Rschooley/status/1235686542779150336?s=19

# ? Mar 6, 2020 18:10

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

Bethamphetamine posted:

CONEXPO-CON/AGG is still on in 4 days. It's the largest conference in Las Vegas. Nearly every construction, survey, and engineering company in North America attends. Extra escorts and dancers are bussed in for the 4 day event. Adjusting for incubation period, April 2020 is likely to go down in infamy.

lol

rofl

mass boomer death is the best birthday present i could have asked for

:killing:

# ? Mar 6, 2020 18:11

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

https://twitter.com/PageSix/status/1235650414885908480

# ? Mar 6, 2020 18:11

HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

The barrier of the great Lakes will shield the great state of Michigan

# ? Mar 6, 2020 18:11

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

DryGoods posted:

place a shoot-down order on all cross thread posts and close the ports of entry at D&D

more and more people are talking about making the cspam wall these days

# ? Mar 6, 2020 18:11

goth smoking cloves: Feb 28, 2011

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# ? Mar 6, 2020 18:12

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Schmoe Cwead posted:

https://twitter.com/PageSix/status/1235650414885908480

the original Star Trek Generations script was weird

# ? Mar 6, 2020 18:12

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Gringostar posted:

more and more people are talking about the cspam wall these days

We must build a wall to keep DnD out.

Schnorkles for admin

# ? Mar 6, 2020 18:12

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Schmoe Cwead posted:

https://twitter.com/PageSix/status/1235650414885908480

She packed my bags last night

# ? Mar 6, 2020 18:12

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Pre-flight

# ? Mar 6, 2020 18:12

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

The Alpha Centauri posted:

pre-widow maker kevin smith taint

godlike username

# ? Mar 6, 2020 18:12

titty_baby_: Nov 11, 2015

zegermans posted:

MR. MONDALE: The first thing is, everybody 25,000 and under would have no tax increase.

Mr. Reagan, after the election, is going to have to propose a tax increase, and you will have to compare what he proposes. And his Secretary of the Treasury said he�s studying a sales tax or a value-added tax. They�re the same thing. They hit middle- and moderate-income Americans and leave wealthy Americans largely untouched.

THE PRESIDENT: You know, I wasn�t going to say this at all, but I can�t help it. There you go again. [Laughter]

MR. MONDALE: Now, Mr. President, you said, �There you go again,� right?

THE PRESIDENT: Yes.

MR. MONDALE: You remember the last time you said that?

THE PRESIDENT: Mm-hmm.

MR. MONDALE: You said it when President Carter said that you were going to cut Medicare, and you said, �Oh, no, there you go again, Mr. President.� And what did you do right after the election? You went out and tried to cut $20 billion out of Medicare. And so, when you say, �There you go again� � people remember this, you know. [Laughter] And people will remember that you signed the biggest tax increase in the history of California and the biggest tax increase in the history of the United States, and what are you going to do? You�ve got a $260 billion deficit. You can�t wish it away. You won�t slow defense spending; you refuse to do that � �

we get what we deserve

# ? Mar 6, 2020 18:13

Hatebag: Jun 17, 2008

titty_baby_ posted:

we get what we deserve

We deserve the JDPON, imho

# ? Mar 6, 2020 18:15

tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 366 days!

Apraxin posted:

keep on trumpin...

MY MAN LOOK LIKE A WET SACK OF DOGSHIT

# ? Mar 6, 2020 18:15

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

Tainen posted:

2 more people died overnight in the Seattle area bringing the total to 13 deaths in the area and raising the fatality rate in the state to 18% of confirmed cases.

From China
Through the airport
No testing
Community Spread

Nothin' but death

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98Z3YVX9qyo

Vim Fuego has issued a correction as of 18:18 on Mar 6, 2020

# ? Mar 6, 2020 18:15

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# ? May 30, 2024 10:35

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

titty_baby_ posted:

we get what we deserve

Counterpoint, we deserve worse

# ? Mar 6, 2020 18:16

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