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davidspackage posted:The comic where Beef gets a call from Ray in the middle of the night, and Beef's first thought is "Showbiz died" speaks to me very strongly. There was a phrase Beef used once about Showbiz - something like, "I wish I had more brothers so less of them would be you" or something like that. Does that ring a bell for anyone?
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Necronomicon posted:There was a phrase Beef used once about Showbiz - something like, "I wish I had more brothers so less of them would be you" or something like that. Does that ring a bell for anyone? Can't find this for the life of me and it's going to drive me crazy. gently caress you! Give me the money, idiot! I'm from Switzerland! POW!
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Angry_Ed posted:That and any time he finds Ray fall-down, passed-out drunk. Things ain't never the same once you've seen another dude's stew.
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Angry_Ed posted:That and any time he finds Ray fall-down, passed-out drunk. THERE COMES A TIME
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Mar 6, 2020 18:39
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JethroMcB posted:Can't find this for the life of me and it's going to drive me crazy. http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=07292016 I knew it was near the end when Showbiz looked Old.
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Drink Recipe: "Da Brooklyn Cocktail" © 2004 Raymond Smuckles 4 oz domestic draft beer, chilled 1 olive-size ball of fresh buffalo mozzarella (bocconcini size) Toothpick Put the mozzarella onto the toothpick. Pour the beer into a martini glass. Put the toothpick into the beer. Welcome to Brooklyn. Deathlove posted:http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=07292016 Ahhh, I was searching around Beef's Wedding because I figured the sentiment would've come up around the time he got him arrested on purpose.
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Mar 6, 2020 19:02
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Let's go to a nude beach, man! Seriously!
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Mar 6, 2020 19:05
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Pastry of the Year posted:I don't think anyone wants to end up ÆrosThriceChastened in here Fare thee... not well, Cymulon. Fare thee not well.
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Emerald City Comic Con in Seattle got postponed due to The Virus, so Oni Press threw up a shop to advertise what would've otherwise been con exclusives. https://onipress.com/collections/emerald-city-comic-con Couple of nice Achewood items in there, even if they're too rich for my blood.
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Pastry of the Year posted:I don't think anyone wants to end up ÆrosThriceChastened in here I like to think that dude retreated to the Burger King message boards after being humiliated while trying to get into a party and warning the hosts to marshal their words with greater care.
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Jerusalem posted:I like to think that dude retreated to the Burger King message boards after being humiliated while trying to get into a party and warning the hosts to marshal their words with greater care. their activities were so poorly conveyed
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Mar 7, 2020 06:42
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Deathlove posted:http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=07292016 The next comic has the line "So putt the ball between a pair of tits? But sadder?" which I had forgotten about and is incredible
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Man, it took the end of prohibition for me to realize how bad Teodor was overpaying Little Nephew.
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Did I hallucinate a comic where Roast Beef is talking about what it would be like to have sex with a young lady, and it ends with him orgasming and saying a combination of "thank you" and "I'm sorry"?
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Phy posted:Man, it took the end of prohibition for me to realize how bad Teodor was overpaying Little Nephew. It works out to like two hundo of 2020 money for a half ounce, which is only like ten bucks more than the dispensary near me. Though probably much shittier stuff.
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prefect posted:Did I hallucinate a comic where Roast Beef is talking about what it would be like to have sex with a young lady, and it ends with him orgasming and saying a combination of "thank you" and "I'm sorry"? http://achewood.com/index.php?date=06052008
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Thank you. I wish I'd remembered it was the comic with "jazz hose" in it. 
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Freaking Crumbum posted:any time i accidentally make an achewood quote to someone that doesn't know the strip, if they give me a concerned look i've found saying "i just love to celebrate the english language" is a succinct enough explanation the beauty of "You can do whatever you want in life." is that no explanation is necessary I have had one friend ask me "jesus christ dude do you have an Achewood strip for every occasion", and that made me realize that only Bloom County has stuck in mind more or less in its entirety as hard as Achewood.
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Mar 13, 2020 12:01
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It’s one of those things that endures because you’re not doing it to make a reference as much as it has so many turns of phrase that are perfect in so many situations. It’s not like the nerd quoting Monty Python at people as much as how so much Shakespeare became pretty standard English idioms.
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Avoid Dominos orders today.
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For my money one of the more economical achewood punchlines is when Beef's getting all Beef about marketing hot sauce, with like pack-in dvds of third world dudes dynamiting elephants to the soundtrack of the Beatles' "Yesterday" and Ray's just 
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Sifting the cod from our children's very blood they are.
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I've gotten some use out of "We gotta hold this pose, man. Norman Rockwell's gettin' his easel out of the car."
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Mar 13, 2020 23:06
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I use this a lot.
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I’ve always been fond of “drat! That answer could use some work!” when someone says something that jumps the line from “wrong” to “horrifying”
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Oh, quotables that stuck with me? "This strip relies heavily on the gossipy hot dog chef archetype" Just changed as needed to whatever other incongruous adjective and job. Also "Most of these guys think three dollars is a good price for wine."
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Mar 14, 2020 00:09
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Three dollars is a good price for wine. 
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It's an excellent price for wine.
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Mar 14, 2020 03:09
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Heh heh that's right "The wine so bad it made the news"
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Mar 14, 2020 03:12
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What is it you drink when you want something the police will wrestle you for?
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Who What Now posted:What is it you drink when you want something the police will wrestle you for? Gusano Rojo. Mezcal. http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05042004
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Gusano Rojo. man that is the stiff coal a real ankle drunk Edit: Dammit, beaten. I just love how Beef's description is in unintelligibly dense slang that you can't help but comprehend perfectly. Rollersnake fucked around with this message at 03:31 on Mar 14, 2020 |
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This one was bugging me all day -- popped into my head and I remembered the alt-text exactly, "THE DEMONS AND ELVES MADE DARK LOVE TO THE WITCHES AND THUS WERE THEIR SCEPTYRES HIDDEN", but couldn't remember the album title, "into the Graemlin's abyss" Really specific like, genre parodies were one of Chris's greatest skills
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Phy posted:For my money one of the more economical achewood punchlines is when Beef's getting all Beef about marketing hot sauce, with like pack-in dvds of third world dudes dynamiting elephants to the soundtrack of the Beatles' "Yesterday" and Ray's just This is the kind of panel you keep handy to reply to text/Discord messages that you disagree with, in your heart.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I’ve always been fond of “drat! That answer could use some work!” when someone says something that jumps the line from “wrong” to “horrifying” I love these two (as well, of course, as the Gossipy Hot Dog Vendor Archetype):   Also I've been searching for years now for somebody called Cymulon and hoping they'll be a real loving jerk so I can tell them to fare thee not well.
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