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Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

https://twitter.com/LanceStorm/status/1236019685658734593

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njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Lance back in this thread with an absolute blinder.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
That tweet is so much scary knowing that Lance is sober

Nipponophile
Apr 8, 2009
Wrestlers on Social Media - There is still some horse semen for the rest of us.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

that one feels like a new thread title

Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves
Osprey finding the Adam Cole/ZSJ height video today has me dying

Ishin fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Mar 6, 2020

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale



This is within a week of Young Dustin celebrating horse dicks being added to Hangman’s tron.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Nipponophile posted:

Wrestlers on Social Media - There is still some horse semen for the rest of us.

as a treat

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
Wrestlers on Social Media - Long Dick Boys, Horse Semen, and Undeniable Scumbags

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Lance Storm is a very funny man

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

This 📆 post brought to you by RAID💥: SHADOW LEGENDS👥.
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I just wish he could be serious for a moment

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


that tweet is an all-timer

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
It only took him 30 years but Lance made me like him. World class tweet.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
Congratulations to Lance Storm for joining the ranks of such legends as Taka Michinoku, Kamifuku, and Sienna.

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

Coconono's gonna think the new thread title was a Hangman tweet and pop huge, brother.

Nipponophile
Apr 8, 2009
Pretty sure popping huge is where the horse semen comes from.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

RealFoxy posted:

Wrestlers on Social Media - Long Dick Boys, Horse Semen, and Undeniable Scumbags

The Four HorseSemen

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/Dragon_Kid_0202/status/1236128756516843520?s=20

It's just Dragon Kid playing with his kitty while he has some sort of nasal inflammation? Machine translations suck, the key point is the cat.

Web Jew.0
May 13, 2009

RealFoxy posted:

Congratulations to Lance Storm for joining the ranks of such legends as Taka Michinoku, Kamifuku, and Sienna.

What were the last two?

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Web Jew.0 posted:

What were the last two?
https://twitter.com/zacyuki/status/1168238596681166848

https://twitter.com/Sienna/status/1218286105453301763

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

https://twitter.com/xinomaox/status/1236243414892478465?s=19

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
Mike Bailey kept tweeting about how much MAO loved Carling but I refused to believe it. A shameful MAO

Web Jew.0
May 13, 2009

Hahaha tremendous. Thanks

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007



Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.



"I stayed in Wolverhampton" is like admitting you have an embarrassing rash.

(speaking as someone who first saw Chris Brookes wrestle in Wolverhampton)

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

I never thought I could contribute to the forums in such a big way before. Never did I imagine a tweet I shared here could get the honor of being the thread title. It is truly a blessed day.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



https://twitter.com/321battle/status/1236307591019421696

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

https://twitter.com/cozy_lariat/status/1236257819713662976?s=21


https://twitter.com/obeybrookes/status/1236250463399378945?s=21

the escape goat fucked around with this message at 17:25 on Mar 7, 2020

TTBF
Sep 14, 2005




People in the area aren't quite buying it. They claimed that they removed the initial accused from management but the guy turned out to be the owner of the company. Now the entire management is gone? How are they gonna exist without an owner, management, or turning the company over to the wrestlers?

e: I've been told that two members of management were the money marks keeping everything going.

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.
isnt 3-2-1 one of only 2 PNW Promotions? Them dying would only leave DEFY right?

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


Stone Pitbull 141 posted:

isnt 3-2-1 one of only 2 PNW Promotions? Them dying would only leave DEFY right?

There’s Prestige based out of Portland too, but they only run quarterly(ish) in-town and otherwise hit up more remote cities like Spokane, Richland and apparently now Missoula, MT.

TTBF
Sep 14, 2005



In terms of size for Seattle it goes like this:

DEFY (once a month or two, in Seattle)
3-2-1 Battle (twice a month, in Seattle)
Without A Cause (once a month, in Everett)
Lucha Libre Volcanica (once - sometimes twice - a month in Seattle. Runs shows elsewhere too)

I feel there's one or two more I'm not familiar enough to recall right now.

So no, it wouldn't leave just DEFY but WAC is a bit too far for a lot of people and LLV is a lucha training school. LLV shows are really good for the crowds and food alone. This will definitely suck for anyone who goes to DEFY though because if 3-2-1 goes under then ticket prices are gonna increase again.

e: in terms of other PNW promotions there's a few down in Oregon I'm not familiar with, and PCW. PCW titles show up on DEFY shows at times and I understand that's a vice versa situation. So they'd be DEFY's actual "competitor" in the region, but they work together.

e2: A lot of other Seattle promotions are very pissy at DEFY for being the regional big league, and to the best of my knowledge aside from when shows get scheduled across each other DEFY has always tried to keep the peace or work with others. They were working with 3-2-1 at one point, but that ended when 3-2-1 got really pissy about DEFY running a show the same night as them. DEFY did a "wow two sold out shows on the same night! Independent wrestling is going strong in Seattle! Congrats to 3-2-1!" tweet roughly a minute before 3-2-1's Twitch stream had someone cut a promo trying to bury DEFY.

WAC are the pissiest though. The owner once threw people out for wearing DEFY shirts.

TTBF fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Mar 7, 2020

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.

Lead Pipe Cinch posted:

There’s Prestige based out of Portland too, but they only run quarterly(ish) in-town and otherwise hit up more remote cities like Spokane, Richland and apparently now Missoula, MT.

Aw poo poo I thought Prestige was another Mid-Western fed. I learned this right as I'm leaving Vancouver too.

large_gourd
Jan 17, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
sasha's thanking vince on twitter again

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.
Also I'll check out LLV when I get to Seattle, thanks TTBF.

FunMerrania
Mar 3, 2013

Blast Processing
https://twitter.com/JANELABABY/status/1236055688591347712

https://twitter.com/erickstevens82/status/1236350469989113856

in reference to these I'm guessing:

https://twitter.com/wcwcrowbar/status/1235612225965936640

https://twitter.com/wcwcrowbar/status/1235757031010820097

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters
I assume Crowbar is working an angle since he effusively praised Danhausen like three weeks ago after working a show with him. Also Crowbar is yelling as "marks Photoshopping fake clips" of him doing dumb poo poo in WCW.

Which honestly, I would have no problem for about 80% of that roster if canonically their WCW runs 1999-2001 were just Photoshop hoaxes.

Also, has anyone actually tried doing the "Jim Cornette but it's all kayfabe and I clear it with the other people first" gimmick on the indies yet? Not like Baron Corbin's "I'm tall and you're not, go back to ROH" gimmick, but a "goddammit kid you're killing the business with this outlaw dirt mudshow poo poo!" gets dickflipped into a pile of Lego

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Who the gently caress is Crowbar lol?

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FunMerrania
Mar 3, 2013

Blast Processing

Edge & Christian posted:

Also, has anyone actually tried doing the "Jim Cornette but it's all kayfabe and I clear it with the other people first" gimmick on the indies yet? Not like Baron Corbin's "I'm tall and you're not, go back to ROH" gimmick, but a "goddammit kid you're killing the business with this outlaw dirt mudshow poo poo!" gets dickflipped into a pile of Lego

Brute VanSlyke, When I saw him he would walk around the ring with the bible but with the cornette face pasted on it and do a promo on how he wants to beat up all the spot monkeys.

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