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Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


tenderjerk posted:

My job required me to obtain alot of items and services for sxsw and if it gets canceled my skeleton will go super saiyan and leap out of my skin and onto i-35

*jumps onto stationary car waiting in 6 mile traffic jam*

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Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

That DICK! posted:

love callbacks



I am guessing he forgets he ran as a Democrat first?

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Intel&Sebastian posted:

This will be a major advantage for Dems in the general election because people will be seeing more live Trump and will have to contrast it against a candidate who can speak in complete sentences and not be sundow- wait....I'm getting something here

*holds finger to earpiece*


oh


ohhhhh nooooooooooo

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1235108800744411137

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

that was some fun trompin but now i will nap to regain my strength

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

In poker this is called a "tell"

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Plinkey posted:

I have arrived at monk's Cafe Pliny the elder on the way

get the octopus arm, best in the city

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 368 days!

Mayor Dave posted:

i've been somewhat unplugged how so
tgey cancelled sxsw and a dog ate a burrito

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Why isn't the heart in a bag and why isn't the cooler properly taped shut?

Also, why is the dog in the hospital?

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



snart helg

remember TRUMP makes it possibl

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



this part was good


https://mobile.twitter.com/atrupar/status/1236051629654388736

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

:yooge: think of the neg holes waiting to be pozzed, just beautiful

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://twitter.com/jproskowglobal/status/1236045450957987841

we are in the best, the most tremendous, of hands

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

we've seen him and steven seagal in the same room together right?

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/senatemajldr/status/1236061134429597696?s=20

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Bulgakov posted:

cheezer when

Second dinner

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



*to the tune of Eine Kleine Nachtmusik*

TRUMP... trump TRUMP... trump TRUMP trump TRUMPTRUMPTRUMP

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

TMMadman posted:

Why isn't the heart in a bag and why isn't the cooler properly taped shut?

Also, why is the dog in the hospital?

I decided to look up how a heart is transported and I guess they do just put the heart into some kind of solution + ice, but they would be using a sterile plastic container, not that styrofoam cooler.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



they should just execute all cruise ship passengers as well as anyone who might go on a cruise ship in the future

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



has anyone exploited a virus and tornado crossover as an IP? like Virusnado or maybe Toronavirus? how about Torcoronadovirus

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/rachelmillman/status/1236044816611504131

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Plinkey posted:

Second dinner



what's that green stuff on your plate and touching your hotdog

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

lol, didn't she hire all the ex-clinton staffers?

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

eric ciaramella posted:

what's that green stuff on your plate and touching your hotdog

Gotta save room for second dinner Cheezer

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


drygood you kno wwhat to do

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral


president rocking an extra-separated neck pussy and mysterious forehead lump

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
I got some good job leads today but also no real jobs. I can take a 1800$ course and probably get a job though. waiting for more options.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

eric ciaramella posted:

what's that green stuff on your plate and touching your hotdog

looks like mesclun salad from here

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

rofla

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Gringostar posted:

lol, didn't she hire all the ex-clinton staffers?

ya. once they joined she immediately began moving center and away from her starting leftist policies. the rest is history.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Gringostar posted:

lol, didn't she hire all the ex-clinton staffers?

There has to be such a massive population of career campaign staffers glomming up the works floating around the DC area, insuring that they're the only game in town, and that they always lose.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
:mrgw:

https://twitter.com/DrDenaGrayson/status/1236061749532659712

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1236062615056666625?s=20

trump

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

ya. once they joined she immediately began moving center and away from her starting leftist policies. the rest is history.

legit hope all clintons (except george) get corona

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

well it's no "dude it's prom" but that's a good one

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


Get Corona virus you sack of puss

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Also gently caress Israel forever

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
so, to recap
trump didn't know the flu killed people
corona virus is not as dangerous as the flu
corona is just as dangerous as the flu
which isn't a big deal
and kills thousands a year
which trump knew
in fact doctors are always astounded by how much trump knows


LEADERSHIP!

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

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