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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

but this is what you need

https://twitter.com/SpaceVikingPB/status/1234925249101213696

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2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k
https://twitter.com/WhySharksMatter/status/1235323054986792963?s=19

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
lol "what're you CHICKEN??" is the greatest response to an emergency i've ever heard. "911, sounds like someone's a pussy."

and...yes. i'm afraid of the thing that can kill you. honestly what am I supposed to say to this? "I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S CHICKEN!!" *votes for trump*

trump voters are, to a person, loving cowards.

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

https://twitter.com/cher/status/1236080798387900417

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

priorities. we all need them.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
hello freckle

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


2DCAT posted:

I dunno maybe there actually is a silver lining with all of the boomers and hillbilly idiots too stupid to wash their hands dying off

it seems like even the high estimates of around 7 million dead aren't enough to fix things, especially since some portion of them will be olds who still have functional brains or children

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Intel&Sebastian posted:

lmfao my wife just texted me saying she's watching this live and she is losing her poo poo



Edit: Said she feels like she's watching Idiocracy lmfaoooo

The documentary?

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

guess what 311 day is next week

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

the Bernie Bros won't silence another woman's voice


not on my watch

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009



that fuckin dog reminds me of beetlejuice when the dead couple gently caress their faces up

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

William Bear posted:

It feels so good to read this. Steele speaks! He still believes in the piss tape!

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1236060668434014212?s=19



https://i.imgur.com/jG87OJk.mp4



DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
if he wants to secure a win, Biden needs to get his own Piss(Poop?) Tape

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

always feel bad for this one but it seems like an honest representation of humanity's present course

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





An Apple A Gay posted:

guess what 311 day is next week

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAKsJ_-_R3A

👽

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

s e s h

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTDrl6i3FBA

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Joementum posted:

my space lettuce is coming in nicely this year



grow some space devil's lettuce and we'll talk

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003


excuse me some of those are not countries :colbert:

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
god drat for as much as americans like to talk about how fuckin tough and strong we are we are absolutely chickenshit motherfuckers when faced with literally any kind of adversity, especially adversity that wasnt already baked in by the wielders of capital

lmao no sxsw


fuckin lol

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

tunlup

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019
trump is the pale horse spoken about in revelations imo

yup.

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



sinnesloeschen posted:

god drat for as much as americans like to talk about how fuckin tough and strong we are we are absolutely chickenshit motherfuckers when faced with literally any kind of adversity, especially adversity that wasnt already baked in by the wielders of capital

lmao no sxsw


fuckin lol

coachellas next

take that instathots

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
america delenda est tbh

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

not an endorsement posted:

coachellas next

take that instathots

man have you people ever been to palm springs

southeastern california is a loving death zone

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

not an endorsement posted:

coachellas next

take that instathots

NBA playoffs too

NCAA march madness absolutely getting cancelled

cancel culture is out of control

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017






omfg ur a youtube commenter

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
please please please keep burning man on the calendar so that all the sixty year old disruptor motherfuckers get coronaed to gently caress

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
instathots and prayers

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
but please dont hurt the gathering and spare all the juggaloes, thx and amein

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



sinnesloeschen posted:

god drat for as much as americans like to talk about how fuckin tough and strong we are we are absolutely chickenshit motherfuckers when faced with literally any kind of adversity, especially adversity that wasnt already baked in by the wielders of capital

lmao no sxsw


fuckin lol

i wouldn't be surprised if its because they're afraid of people trying to sue them for not taking proper coronavirus procedures

ya know, since nobody can pay their loving medical bills

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

The Alpha Centauri posted:

trump is the pale horse spoken about in revelations imo

yup.

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

Business Gorillas posted:

i wouldn't be surprised if its because they're afraid of people trying to sue them for not taking proper coronavirus procedures

ya know, since nobody can pay their loving medical bills

america delenda est

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

pancake rabbit posted:

hi remember this from last night

https://twitter.com/BettyBowers/status/1235765578733936640?s=19

i have a new even better conspiracy theory about it





emergency condom

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




sinnesloeschen posted:

america delenda est

piss

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

UFOTacoMan posted:

always feel bad for this one but it seems like an honest representation of humanity's present course

that like second after it fires and the kid seems to be cracking a gleeful smile right before his his brain feels what happened

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Bearjew posted:

piss tape is real

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

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