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Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Uglycat posted:

Which means we have 'til then to institute policies and practices of social distancing that might allow us to fare better than they did

The window is closing fast, but it's definitely not too late yet

#hashtagStayTheFuckHome

So many old US Catholics got it at Fish Fries tonight since it's Lent

Gonna be the end of the normie church in the US, now the Trad Caths will run it

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RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Atrocious Joe posted:

please define what a first world nation is

one less world than second world nations

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

first world nations are #1

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/1236058187163463680?s=21

Luckyellow
Sep 25, 2007

Pillbug

Haha, and Prester Jane got probed for posting that earlier.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Chard posted:

need to commission art of cvirus domming us domestic response creativity welcomed

I have been thinking of how best to commemorate this in the book of c-spam but it seems a bit early

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Rectal Death Adept posted:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/chinas-coronavirus-recovery-fake-whistleblowers-191300391.html

China's coronavirus recovery is 'all fake,' whistleblowers and residents claim



Looks like this tweet was real

I don't care if industry is taking longer to recover as long as they've managed to drastically slow down the transmission?

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Luckyellow posted:

Haha, and Prester Jane got probed for posting that earlier.

free prester jaaaane

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




they cant do anything now or all that work is for nothing

Gearhead
Feb 13, 2007
The Metroid of Humor

Atrocious Joe posted:

I don't care if industry is taking longer to recover as long as they've managed to drastically slow down the transmission?

Let's just hope it's because people are afraid to return to work, not sitting in apartment blocks, decaying.

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Atrocious Joe posted:

I don't care if industry is taking longer to recover as long as they've managed to drastically slow down the transmission?

I'm sure they just decided to completely lie about every other aspect of this except the transmission

atelier morgan
Mar 11, 2003

super-scientific, ultra-gay

Lipstick Apathy

Doorknob Slobber posted:

free prester jaaaane

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/ShimonPro/status/1236111888095883264?s=20

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/StanfordDaily/status/1236115600591605760?s=20

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


MorrisBae posted:

You also have to realize that no one in America will go for the "cremate all bodies to prevent spread" thing, so you're going to have large funerals with everyone getting infected because they just have to touch Dead Grandpa on the hand one last time
Nah. Undertakers aren't going to embalm if the epidemic gets at all fierce. Doesn't matter how much you scream, if the undertaker is desperately shovelling bodies into the furnaces, Grandpa's getting shovelled, too.

WorldsStongestNerd
Apr 28, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Atrocious Joe posted:

the poor old people are going to die in greater numbers than the old rich vampires

Poor old people overwhelmingly vote Republican so im not sure what your point is.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
:yooge: the perfect virus

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Arsenic Lupin posted:

Nah. Undertakers aren't going to embalm if the epidemic gets at all fierce. Doesn't matter how much you scream, if the undertaker is desperately shovelling bodies into the furnaces, Grandpa's getting shovelled, too.

ya, back in 1918 the alternative to mass graves in a lot of cities was just keeping the corpse in your house wrapped up in a sheet and propped up in a corner and refusing to report it lest the authorities come and take it by force

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003
"just turn machines on to use electricity" is a really american understanding of how "machines" and electricity usage work fyi

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/ChinaDaily/status/1236116861390950400?s=20

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1236114025752256512?s=20

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1236111129421770754?s=20

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1236118633425842176?s=20

El Pipila
Dec 30, 2006
I am invincible; I have a stone on my back!
Mexico is so loving ready. https://www.facebook.com/eder83/videos/10158022891669910/?app=fbl

WorldsStongestNerd
Apr 28, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

hallebarrysoetoro posted:

"just turn machines on to use electricity" is a really american understanding of how "machines" and electricity usage work fyi

Can you elaborate here because I don't understand at all.

Algid
Oct 10, 2007


Mayor Dave posted:

btw is there anyone i should tag with the super spreaders tag? i've only been checking in periodically and i might have missed something
Give it to me.

Been in Shenzhen for a month now and it seems to be contained, official numbers haven't jumped at least. The streets are no longer completely empty but I'm pretty sure over 90℅ of restaurants, street food vendors or cafeterias are just destroyed beyond recovery.

Algid fucked around with this message at 03:49 on Mar 7, 2020

Uglycat
Dec 4, 2000
MORE INDISPUTABLE PROOF I AM BAD AT POSTING
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Doorknob Slobber posted:

free prester jaaaane

Bans and probes serve as a sort of punctuation, an ironic signal-boosting, to the cassandra archetype. I've exploited it a lot myself. For better or worse, my most-read posts are those at the end of a meltdown.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

https://twitter.com/ColeMillerTV/status/1236107821973794822?s=20

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

WorldsStongestNerd posted:

Poor old people overwhelmingly vote Republican so im not sure what your point is.

as a marxist-leninist I'd prefer to just take away their vote if that's the only way they have of enforcing bigoted beliefs. hoping millions die just to swing an election to a slightly less racist, imperialist party seems hosed up

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

whoops, wrong tweet last post, but it adds context to the one I wanted to embed

https://twitter.com/ColeMillerTV/status/1236109907155271680?s=20

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



imagine how pissed off americans are going to get when other countries start denying them entry

like those chuds that were chanting build the wall while they were on spring break in mexico

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Doorknob Slobber posted:

free prester jaaaane

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/HuffPost/status/1236121046564188160?s=20

!

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

WorldsStongestNerd posted:

Can you elaborate here because I don't understand at all.

factory machinery just doesn't run on its own without maintenance, and even if everything runs fine on its own not having any load (i.e. work being done) on the circuits would be pretty obvious. like imagine if you go on vacation and you leave a couple lights on, your meter is going to read much lower than if you were actually there and living out of your house

like it may be what someone in china did, but it's so exceedingly stupid and short sighted it sounds like an american came up with the story or there's someone in china that had brain damage from the coronavirus and it made them as dumb as an american

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
:allears: my perfect president

Ross DaouThot
Aug 31, 2018

when i hit that loud and open cspam the adam curtis music starts playing
does anyone have a link to that tweet where the guys psychiatrist says he deflects with irony and he goes lol this is awesome

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


lol

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019
its everywhere

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

who do you guys think will be the first celebrity death from corona

Gotta be one of the star trek stars currently on the plague ship cruise

Mayor Dave posted:

btw is there anyone i should tag with the super spreaders tag? i've only been checking in periodically and i might have missed something

Infect me, bby :wink:

Jon Pod Van Damm
Apr 6, 2009

THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC



Ross DaouThot posted:

does anyone have a link to that tweet where the guys psychiatrist says he deflects with irony and he goes lol this is awesome
https://twitter.com/Papapishu/status/746803108949409793

err
Apr 11, 2005

I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...
Are there any unbiased reports coming out of China? This thread either posts Falun Gong or CCP state media.

Give me WESTERN reporting.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Maybe wrong thread, but what makes them beautiful in his mind?

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Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




hallebarrysoetoro posted:

factory machinery just doesn't run on its own without maintenance, and even if everything runs fine on its own not having any load (i.e. work being done) on the circuits would be pretty obvious. like imagine if you go on vacation and you leave a couple lights on, your meter is going to read much lower than if you were actually there and living out of your house

like it may be what someone in china did, but it's so exceedingly stupid and short sighted it sounds like an american came up with the story or there's someone in china that had brain damage from the coronavirus and it made them as dumb as an american

they are supposedly getting quotas of kwh they need to use so the province can keep lying to bejing and they are meeting those quotas however they can

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