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szary
Mar 12, 2014

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


משעשע אבל אין צורך במשבצת האחרונה.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

1. It's time for your blood test.
2.
3.
4. Ah, gently caress.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Paladinus posted:

1. It's time for your blood test.
2.
3.
4. Ah, gently caress.

:hmmyes:

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer
Even without the translation that expression is universal

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

i thought that the guy was found out to be a bitch

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



*anxiously glances at monitor just to doublecheck*

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

oh poo poo it’s on

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

If you don't understand how sequential pictures work you probably should not be making them.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
If you lock eyes with another trainer, you have to battle!

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Brewmaster
Dec 10, 2007

Hi! I'm awkward.

This is good stuff

I mean, christ what an rear end in a top hat.

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.
The end of the play is sad, when he buttchugs poison.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Fart jokes will never not be funny.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




sorry :(

oscarthewilde
May 16, 2012


I would often go there
To the tiny church there
To butt or nut to butt, that is the question

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
Who would have thought the old rear end to have so much blood in him?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



whoa theres a couple nice butts in the tree

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Krankenstyle posted:

whoa theres a couple nice butts in the tree

You're just pulling stuff out of your rear end now.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Bogmonster
Oct 17, 2007

The Bogey is a philosopher who knows



Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

Cartoon Man posted:

Fart jokes will never not be funny.

Speaking as a father of four, it is my observation that farts become funny somewhere around the age of 12 to 18 months, and stop... well, basically never.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Obligatory “Christ, what an rear end in a top hat”

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Groke posted:

Speaking as a father of four, it is my observation that farts become funny somewhere around the age of 12 to 18 months, and stop... well, basically never.

It's been shown that scatological humor is universal. It shows up. unbidden, in small children of every culture/language.

ubergnu
Jun 7, 2002

Failed gothic
While it can't be known if the first joke ever made was a dick joke or a fart joke, it was certainly one of them. My bet is on fart joke.

Blurred
Aug 26, 2004

WELL I WONNER WHAT IT'S LIIIIIKE TO BE A GOOD POSTER

ubergnu posted:

While it can't be known if the first joke ever made was a dick joke or a fart joke, it was certainly one of them. My bet is on fart joke.

quote:

The world’s oldest recorded joke has been traced back to 1900 BC and suggests toilet humor was as popular with the ancients as it is today.

It is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq and goes: “Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.”

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-joke-odd/worlds-oldest-joke-traced-back-to-1900-bc-idUSKUA14785120080801

:thumbsup:

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

ubergnu posted:

While it can't be known if the first joke ever made was a dick joke or a fart joke, it was certainly one of them. My bet is on fart joke.

It is certainly the case that some of the oldest writing we have is fart jokes. Like, the ancient Mesopotamians invented cuneiform writing to record who owed how many sheep to whom; then they expanded its use to dirty jokes; then to religious stuff.

Similarly, some of the oldest representative art is dick drawings. (Probably because it's easier to draw a recognizable dick than a visual representation of a fart.)

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Here have some old grafiti with that, I'm sure loss is in there somewhere

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Personally, I never felt like Preacher needed a children's book adaptation

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!

LifeSunDeath posted:

Here have some old grafiti with that, I'm sure loss is in there somewhere


New season of Bojack is getting pretty deep!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Somewhere out there is someone still angry at that graffiti, even though Roman polytheism lost.

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe

LifeSunDeath posted:

Here have some old grafiti with that, I'm sure loss is in there somewhere


Christ was an rear end(hole)

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

I love the dedicated switch on the dj console.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

If you leave everything to the last minute, everything only takes a minute. :thunk:

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PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

Riatsala posted:

I just remembered a comic where a guy is trapped in a dream-like world that's constantly changing around him but he's still bound by mortality so he has to eat food whenever it happens to appear or things like that while he tries to escape. Anyone know it/want to post it? It was just a one shot and not that long but I remember it being really pretty at the least.

that's fascinating. i remember a mesoamerican-styled comic where there was a drug that made sleep superfluous, except it didn't work on one person, and then a huge lizard-spirit thing showed up and that was as much of the comic existed when i found it.

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