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LimburgLimbo posted:blah ninjoatse.cx fucked around with this message at 15:45 on Mar 3, 2020 |
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Fojar38 posted:Imagine how many bad people we could get rid of if there was a virus that was only cured by sucking dicks  my wife
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sticksy posted:
Nah, she'll be fine. McGavin fucked around with this message at 16:37 on Mar 3, 2020 |
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Mar 3, 2020 16:33
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BrigadierSensible posted:Don't think that China has the monopoly on "bullshit traditional cures" stuff. Goading a bunch of religious weirdo facists into eating literal poo poo...that's....good?
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Beachcomber posted:I'm still afraid to say Uyghurs out loud, because it sounds super racist. Uyghur Please
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Mar 4, 2020 01:24
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Uyghur Please https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrsWp07BwVk
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Mar 4, 2020 08:47
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Last update on my friend and his disappearing Chinese wife (and money). -Financial adviser has helped him to secure all of his remaining funds and close the shared account. -All remaining money that is actual money is protected. -Lawyer has advised him on how to protect the remaining cash and keep the house and car should she fight it -Lawyer and financial adviser managed to piece together enough forms, documents, emails, etc. to indicate that the house is 100% his, and that the wife has already taken 1/2 of their shared possessions (money). Should she come back and fight, all that she would legally be entitled to is half of the car, and whatever increased value the house gains between purchase and then. -Fraud charges are a dead end for the reason I mentioned before (mysteriously missing recording of conversation with the company), and in order to prove fraud they would first have to get the company to admit that they hosed up, . . . not going to be worth it. Given that there has still been no contact, I don't think there will ever be anything else to update on this topic.
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Mar 4, 2020 15:44
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isn't admitting that the recording is missing already admitting at least one gently caress-up?
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Mar 4, 2020 17:41
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Dude clear owns a house in Toronto, he'll do absolutely fine. Sucks emotionally to go through this, but he's still wealthy compared to the average person.
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Mozi posted:isn't admitting that the recording is missing already admitting at least one gently caress-up? I think it's admitting that there is no longer any evidence of a criminal gently caress-up, and any attempt at one would require significant time and resources. Baronjutter posted:Dude clear owns a house in Toronto, he'll do absolutely fine. Sucks emotionally to go through this, but he's still wealthy compared to the average person. Yeah, that fact alone essentially makes him a 1%-er.
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Mar 4, 2020 19:35
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i'm rooting for the chinese lady
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Mar 4, 2020 23:11
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China created the virus to save face due to its economy slowing
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Mar 5, 2020 01:19
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Blistex posted:
I'll put a deuce on her returning once the money is all spent by the olds. The price of two black Audi's along with a Versailles makeover of their apartment should take care of most of what she pinched. Wifey will surface as if nothing happened, realize what steps he's taken and then enact her own version of "This is Killing". He should maybe sell the house and move elsewhere. At least then she can only bother him at his place of work.
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Megillah Gorilla posted:A cult with a secret membership who still refuse to come forward to say they've been potentially exposed Is this referring to goons
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Mar 5, 2020 07:09
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I got arrested the last time I exposed myself, so I suspect not.
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Blistex posted:Last update on my friend and his disappearing Chinese wife (and money). He has changed his locks and gotten a security system, right?
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Mar 5, 2020 07:56
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the film/book gone girl but with chinese characteristics
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Mar 5, 2020 09:09
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No Why Girl
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CIGNX posted:No Why Girl 
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Mar 5, 2020 11:41
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Taiwan. Number one?
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Mar 5, 2020 11:55
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thinking about the people i met while in china in various times this morning for some reason. been years but i wondering what they're doing now and how everybody is doing with the quarantines. don't suppose anyone has a line on some chinese language wechats or whatever of just talking about just day to day life and how it's going?
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Jugg is somewhat clever because then you can't touch your face. It's weird how much of the things people do seem more of a step you'd take if you already have corona virus but didn't want to quarantine yourself. I've been hoping all of this quarantine stuff will make people realize that most people could do their jobs from home. But, so far that hasn't happened. I switched to 90% remote a year ago and it's mostly awesome. Khorne fucked around with this message at 16:39 on Mar 5, 2020 |
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Mar 5, 2020 16:13
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WarpedNaba posted:I got arrested the last time I exposed myself, so I suspect not. What a dirty post better disinfect this thread 
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Day Man posted:Iran had the religious leader claim that you should use a cotton ball to rub some essential oil onto your rear end in a top hat to cure it. 
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Khorne posted:I've been hoping all of this quarantine stuff will make people realize that most people could do their jobs from home. But, so far that hasn't happened. I switched to 90% remote a year ago and it's mostly awesome. My company wants me to isolate myself for 14 days after my return from Seoul ('high risk' according to our H&S dept.), and are providing me with a laptop to get some work in while doing so. Which would be great, except my job isn't an office type job, and has little paperwork. So two weeks of mindless busy work in the comfort of my own home. Not so bad, all things considered. Except my wife returns two weeks after I do. And as she will be coming from a 'high risk' area, and I will be in immediate contact with her, I have to isolate for a further 14 days. So including my holiday, I will be away from my actual job for six weeks. While most people would be happy at this prospect, I can only imagine the shitshow I am going to return to. 
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Thrasher posted:I just spoke to FedEx trade networks and their container ship is set to sail March 17.. it’s loaded with cargo so, things are open and moving a bit? This is from the Shanghai port. Update.. So my product is finished at the factory.. but it will take FedEx till Tuesday to pick it up.. this means at worst case my cargo sails out on the next ship which leaves the port March 24th. A ship sailing every week suggests things are moving well. I should have everything here in Canada by mid April.
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StevoMcQueen posted:My company wants me to isolate myself for 14 days after my return from Seoul ('high risk' according to our H&S dept.), and are providing me with a laptop to get some work in while doing so. Which would be great, except my job isn't an office type job, and has little paperwork. At least you got out! I just got an email that my flight's transfer country isn't letting flights from Korea in anymore. This is especially obnoxious because I need to get a visa to enter where I'm going and it's becoming super frustrating. I try to get out, but they just keep pulling me back in... I also got to spend hours at the hospital today in line to be checked for corona because I told the truth that I was recently in one of the danger zones. In the end, they didn't even actually check me for anything. I'm in Busan right now, and people here are taking the situation very seriously. I had to go to three different hotels to find one that was actually taking guests. And when the staff showed up, he refused to approach me until I said I was from America. He then rushed me to my room and rambled on about how the virus is terrifying and it's making his head hurt. Shadow0 fucked around with this message at 16:23 on Mar 6, 2020 |
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Mar 6, 2020 16:17
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That aged well
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Mar 6, 2020 16:59
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Shadow0 posted:At least you got out! Nope, but I am about to  Our flight departs for Seoul on Sunday, arriving Monday, assuming nothing else goes wrong (my connecting flight was a flybe codeshare, so that was a 40 minute call mostly on hold to re-route). As it is, the wedding we're going to is most likely gonna be cancelled, but I just want a holiday, virus hot zone or otherwise. I seem to be really lucky when it comes to travel. Previously visited St Petersburg while Russia were having that spat with Georgia, and flew with Qatar right after the diplomatic row with it's neighbours kicked off.
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StevoMcQueen posted:I seem to be really lucky when it comes to travel. Previously visited St Petersburg while Russia were having that spat with Georgia, and flew with Qatar right after the diplomatic row with it's neighbours kicked off. a friend of mine was scheduled to go to saint martin right after hurricane irma flattened it, and now has tickets to visit italy at the end of the month
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Khorne posted:Jugg is somewhat clever because then you can't touch your face. I've been working from home since Jan and I hate it even though my whole job can basically be done that way. Also I came back into China today and it was surprisingly no issue. I switched my transfer to be through Taiwan which is good cuz supposedly people who transferred through Korea or Japan in the past 2 weeks are getting police visits and cameras installed at their doors to make sure they don't leave lol. Of course with how the US is going it'll probably be labeled a similarly high risk spot in the coming days and I'll be hosed anyway. e: also Shanghai seems realtively normal atm. When I left in early feb everything was falling apart but today I got my groceries delivered 20 minutes after I ordered them and half the people i passed weren't wearing masks. Also when I left Shanghai, entering or exiting my apartment complex required multiple forms and temp checks and today I waltzed in with 2 huge suitcases. The guard asked me if I traveled, I said yah. They said "Korea or Japan or Italy?" I said No and they said whatevs welcome home. Ailumao fucked around with this message at 18:21 on Mar 6, 2020 |
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Pox my neg lunghole
Kharnifex fucked around with this message at 11:47 on Mar 7, 2020 |
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Mar 7, 2020 09:03
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lmao 
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Mar 7, 2020 12:07
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I was just telling someone how good the MTR is for people watching.
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Kharnifex posted:Pox my neg lunghole 2020 Plague Doctor looking weak
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Mar 7, 2020 14:56
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TCM: Construction Edition https://twitter.com/pdchina/status/1236298774533808128?s=21
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Well yeah that's why the party quarantined sick people there...  (I'm not making light of the fact people definitely died in that collapse but it fits totalitarian philosophy of "no man no problem".) Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Mar 7, 2020 |
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Mar 7, 2020 19:17
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I'm enjoying China's transition to restricting incoming travel just like they were whining about other countries doing, and the coordinated denial that COVID-19 came from China that their diplomatic corps is up to. E: Also a shoutout to the Wuhan kids who realized if they did a one star review campaign on the homework app they were required to use while schools are closed it would get auto-removed from the app store. Well played.
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can't even be mad at that level of homework avoidance, that's amazing
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