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dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Lambert posted:

Friends are annoying, people are annoying. You're way better off. Count yourself lucky.

:ok:

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LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

bag em and tag em posted:

I hope we lose the handshake as a culture forever and instead do a cool ceremonial display of some kind as a result of this

I'd be up for a terrorist fist jab.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
Trip report: there was a healthy supply of toilet paper and paper towels at my local Target

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

The Nastier Nate posted:

Trip report: there was a healthy supply of toilet paper and paper towels at my local Target

Big W is where the poo poo goes down. Cops had to taze someone at one yesterday.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
they keep framing all these stories like they’re cv related but they always 100% happen in places where this is absolutely a semi-regular occurrence and it just doesn’t get reported bc no one cares if people in parramatta or Newcastle stab each other or get zapped by cops normally

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Lambert posted:

Friends are annoying, people are annoying. You're way better off. Count yourself lucky.

:wrong:

thicc_waluigi
Jan 5, 2019


a very normal person advocating for a cool and good economic system

https://twitter.com/ProudResister/status/1235723232675647488

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



bag em and tag em posted:

I hope we lose the handshake as a culture forever and instead do a cool ceremonial display of some kind as a result of this

dabbing

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 206 days!
a series of sudden head bobs are good enough for bearded dragons, and that's good enough for me :colbert:

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


The Kid'N'Play is the optimal greeting protocol

https://i.imgur.com/a9qxo4l.gifv

Shipon
Nov 7, 2005

thicc_waluigi posted:

a very normal person advocating for a cool and good economic system

https://twitter.com/ProudResister/status/1235723232675647488

this motherfucker, for those who don't remember, started the tea party movement when they tried passing a bill to help people avoid foreclosures in the midst of the economic collapse in 2009

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Grim

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

bag em and tag em posted:

I hope we lose the handshake as a culture forever and instead do a cool ceremonial display of some kind as a result of this

Someone's already way ahead of you on this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ0ue-XGl9c

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


that's not how apples reproduce

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


I've seen that in real life :v:

I think it was a different car too, so there's more than one idiot who did that.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
do you think it's denoting family members or devices owned

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

do you think it's denoting family members or devices owned

Both, parents have macbooks, kids get ipads or iphones, one each.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
uggghhhhhh

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

do you think it's denoting family members or devices owned

This one literally does that.





It also conveniently tells burglars what to steal when they see this thing parked in front of a house.

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Bert Roberge posted:

It also conveniently tells burglars what to steal when they see this thing parked in front of a house.

i had an old iBook G4, this completely white slab, worth maybe a hundo at the same time that the new MacBooks were a completely white slab

someone stole it, and it was a bummer (that thing could take such a beating and keep going), but lol enjoy fencing an obsolete laptop running MintPPC

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.


George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010






The line between cursed images thread and this one continue to blur

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

George H.W. oval office posted:

The line between cursed images thread and this one continue to blur

Capitalism is cursed OP, hth.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth


The Consumpsons

larper
Apr 9, 2019

Is that San Luis Obispo

Lansdowne
Dec 28, 2008

https://twitter.com/KateAronoff/status/1236012615287148546

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

:allbuttons:

I guess they don't call it conspicuous consumption for nothing.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


Lmao the cowards deleted the video

snoo
Jul 5, 2007





why is the old guy's straw so long

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


snoo posted:

why is the old guy's straw so long

bigger mouth

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

snoo posted:

why is the old guy's straw so long

I can't think of a joke, so I'll just say he was probably using it to suck up the whipped cream and left it on top, like an animal.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

snoo posted:

why is the old guy's straw so long

Dominance display to the other dads.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

for those of us goons who have tons of poo poo to do this coronavirus thing is a pain the rear end

I got my grandmas 80th bday surprise party tomorrow (note we won't be all jumping out and shocking an old lady), pick up hockey in a few days, and then some trivia with some people at a bar

I just wanna do my thing and get high ok, at least let the weed man come by when I'm quarantined

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

mojo1701a posted:

The Consumpsons

Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006

Northern Flicker
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.




All of them look really unhealthy, except the baby. They look like the type of people that you see at a rural Wal-Mart.

PhilippAchtel
May 31, 2011

Crazycryodude posted:

Lmao the cowards deleted the video

https://twitter.com/wheelswordsmith/status/1236027772608245760

PhilippAchtel has issued a correction as of 14:00 on Mar 7, 2020

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

https://twitter.com/PFTompkins/status/848982344111280130?s=20

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PhilippAchtel
May 31, 2011

lol

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