Miniatures Unspiration: I have nipples, Greg, can you paint me?

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Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

Tsilkani posted:

I want a small army of those chickens.

No particular reason, either. I just want them.

Maybe I can make them Nomad Experiments for Infinity...

Cawdor Bomm Rattes.

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Harvey Mantaco: Mar 6, 2007; Someone please help me find my keys =(

Painting warcry for a friend.
Lol'n at dat rear end

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Punkinhead: Apr 2, 2015

Harvey Mantaco posted:

Painting warcry for a friend.
Lol'n at dat rear end

Hrrrrrrrngh Archaon, I'm trying to terrify your foes but I'm dummy thicc and the clap from my rear end cheeks keeps making them laugh

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Winklebottom: Dec 19, 2007

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Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Winklebottom posted:

Oi wantz t'be, da verree bestest
Da best dere eva wuz
Ta krump dem is my real test
Ta train dem iz my WAAAAAAAGH
Ork�mon!

# ? Mar 1, 2020 22:40

Ugleb: Nov 19, 2014; ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

Pikasquig is pretty great.

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xtothez: Jan 4, 2004; College Slice

# ? Mar 5, 2020 13:14

Ilor: Feb 2, 2008; That's a crit.

Whew, looks like Buzz Lightyear has seen some poo poo since he last spoke to Woody.

# ? Mar 5, 2020 15:26

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

I will never not Wrongthread Lightyear Marines.

:colbert:

# ? Mar 5, 2020 15:57

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

Wrong thread

# ? Mar 5, 2020 17:55

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

xtothez posted:

Holy poo poo

wrong thread!!

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Tsilkani: Jul 28, 2013

xtothez posted:

The detail on that is loving incredible.

# ? Mar 5, 2020 20:16

Bucnasti: Aug 14, 2012; I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes

xtothez posted:

I love it when people just go all loving in on a gimmick.

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Winklebottom: Dec 19, 2007

# ? Mar 7, 2020 08:38

Fashionable Jorts: Jan 18, 2010; Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you

Winklebottom posted:

That's rad as hell.

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Moola: Aug 16, 2006

Thought that was a titan at first

That it's coming from a slanns belly makes it even cooler

# ? Mar 7, 2020 12:30

Fathis Munk: Feb 23, 2013; ??? ?

I love the portal shield vomiting small lizards in the bottom left too.

# ? Mar 7, 2020 14:07

Chill la Chill: Jul 2, 2007; Don't lose your gay

Many snake-shooting ankylosauruses have died to make that armor, RIP

# ? Mar 7, 2020 15:18

swampcow: Jul 4, 2011

https://twitter.com/hammer_old/status/1236269265042509825?s=19

# ? Mar 7, 2020 15:47

Brock Samsonite: Feb 3, 2010; Reality becomes illusory and observer-oriented when you study general relativity. Or Buddhism. Or get drafted.

swampcow posted:

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Der Waffle Mous: Nov 27, 2009; In the grim future, there is only commerce.

Honestly this is basically something youd see drawn in the margins of some illuminated manuscript with the jousting snails and flying dicks.

# ? Mar 7, 2020 16:43

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

I don't know if I've ever seen one arse-first, but I wouldn't put it past some ancient armourer to have made one for fun and games.

# ? Mar 7, 2020 17:41

Punkinhead: Apr 2, 2015

Is it... Is it resting its rear end cannon on its own massive scrotum? Please tell me I'm having warp visions and none of this is real

# ? Mar 7, 2020 17:45

Assessor of Maat: Nov 20, 2019

PinheadSlim posted:

Is it... Is it resting its rear end cannon on its own massive scrotum? Please tell me I'm having warp visions and none of this is real

nah that's a distended gut, there does appear to be a scrote right below the barrel though so we're all good on that front

# ? Mar 7, 2020 18:02

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

swampcow posted:

https://twitter.com/hammer_old/status/1236269265042509825?s=19

no ring

# ? Mar 7, 2020 18:09

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

swampcow posted:

https://twitter.com/hammer_old/status/1236269265042509825?s=19

thats clearly not a dwarf, so does it shoot dwarf asses?

It's cannon just happens to also be in it's rear end????

# ? Mar 7, 2020 18:50

Exinos: Mar 1, 2009; OSHA approved squiq

Gunpowder is stored in the balls.

# ? Mar 7, 2020 18:57

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

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TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

That�s sure how it feels after some late night Taco Bell!

Who�s with me? Eh? Eh? Haha!

# ? Mar 7, 2020 19:58

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

TotalHell posted:

That�s sure how it feels after some late night Taco Bell!

Who�s with me? Eh? Eh? Haha!

hahaha

making GBS threads!

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Mr. Sunshine: May 15, 2008; This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt); Fun Shoe

Indirect fire shitposting.

# ? Mar 8, 2020 11:24

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

xtothez posted:

saw this and thought of this thread

# ? Mar 8, 2020 19:02

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

swampcow posted:

https://twitter.com/hammer_old/status/1236269265042509825?s=19

Please do not doxx my sw8 posting rig.

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Aniodia: Feb 23, 2016; Literally who?

Chaos Dwarves are fuckin' weird, yo.

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smug jeebus: Oct 26, 2008

They probably think you're weird too

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Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Moola posted:

thats clearly not a dwarf, so does it shoot dwarf asses?

It's cannon just happens to also be in it's rear end????

the front of it is a maw that is clearly designed to bite off dwarf asses

then it farts the asses towards the enemy in a parabolic trajectory

there should be a bunch of assless dwarf corpses modeled into the base

that's chaos for you

# ? Mar 9, 2020 09:28

Saint Drogo: Dec 26, 2011

humans and elves just can't build an asscannon for poo poo, it better be an authentic chaos dwarf one.

PinheadSlim posted:

Is it... Is it resting its rear end cannon on its own massive scrotum? Please tell me I'm having warp visions and none of this is real

the scrotum kinda kills it for me. but i'd still replace that metal cannon with the more suitable candidate from the pyrovore kit

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Nebalebadingdong: Jun 30, 2005; i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?

# ? Mar 9, 2020 12:24

the fart question: Mar 21, 2007; College Slice

Nebalebadingdong posted:

Weapons? What nonsense is this?!?!!

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swampcow: Jul 4, 2011

the fart question posted:

Weapons? What nonsense is this?!?!!

https://youtu.be/7pSmhZFbCy0

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