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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

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Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Steely Dan Deacon Blues

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1236379457272905729

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

dangle 4 days posted:



His name is Merlin

Votes zero stars because it wasn't Meowlin.

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Siljmonster posted:

Steely Dan Deacon Blues

Drink Scotch Whisky ALL NIGHT LONG

Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work
For the true lazy river enthusiast nothing beats a glacier, nature's most indolent watercourse. Lie back and slowly drift nowhere at all, as the intense cold gradually steals away your consciousness. Let the ice draw you in as year by year you glide a few centimeters along the flow and before you know it fifteen thousand years have passed and you've emerged at the base where a team of personal anthropologists will glady rummage through your stomach contents before assisting you to your very own orthopaedoc slab in a stylish museum freezer. You'll never want to leave! Mention the name Otzi and get a 10% discount on your trip, and also shot with arrows!

Slumfrog has issued a correction as of 21:25 on Mar 7, 2020

dangle 4 days
Mar 4, 2020

by Reene

Harton posted:

Drink Scotch Whisky ALL NIGHT LONG

and die behind the wheel!!

(i heard it as i read your post it was slick)

dangle 4 days
Mar 4, 2020

by Reene

Elephanthead posted:

Votes zero stars because it wasn't Meowlin.

hes too regal for puns, f-f-fucker

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
http://primaryescape.ytmnd.com/

Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work

Hells had a few budget cutbacks since dantes day i see

"Abandon production values all ye who enter here"

Slumfrog has issued a correction as of 21:23 on Mar 7, 2020

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/FreyjaErlings/status/1236364437516361728

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/jayrosen_nyu/status/1236306434490609665

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

lol

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Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work

dangle 4 days posted:

this guy gets it. life is never dull. im asymptomatic with the clap currently, but the few days of discharge were um, harrowing

Live it as you like it friend dangle, and post it proud for all to see

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


Hell squad? Hell yeah!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/photowhitehouse/status/1236385856925184001

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

dangle 4 days
Mar 4, 2020

by Reene
sore throat, dry cough, short of breath. ayup

ill load up on opiod cough syrup, which is somehow still over the counter. last time i had it i drank the whole bottle (equiv to 800mg of codeine) and shat liquid for 4 hrs straight due to the artificial sweetener. dont recommend. wont repeat

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

And that is spelled M-O-O-N!

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

tacodaemon posted:

gonna be honest that looks more like a weird shadow to me, but if it annoys trump then go ahead and say whatever


https://twitter.com/scryptkitty/status/1236141619293736961

that's 100% piss

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

CODChimera posted:

that's 100% piss

From a royal pisser

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

dangle 4 days posted:

benzo abuse will do that

rip lil peep <3

I miss lil peep

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

https://pbfcomics.com/comics/spelling/

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





trying and failing to catch the presidential nuggets

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



someone used this phrase here once so i "meme'd" it

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

VectorSigma posted:

someone used this phrase here once so i "meme'd" it



loving :nice:

Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work

juche avocado posted:

trying and failing to catch the presidential nuggets

They're all after his lumpy charms

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nBCiWhaUkc

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



I wonder if young Dylan a.k.a. Pickle is still a big Trump fan

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

VectorSigma posted:

someone used this phrase here once so i "meme'd" it



to the_donald!

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

tacodaemon posted:

I wonder if young Dylan a.k.a. Pickle is still a big Trump fan

he’s in charge of Rick Perry now

Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work

VectorSigma posted:

someone used this phrase here once so i "meme'd" it



:hai: phenomenal stuff

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

CODChimera posted:

that's 100% piss
Reckon at least 7% cheeseburger oil

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Big Prez, Wet Diaps

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



lol all these dumbasses went down to stand around in downtown st louis for god knows how long just to see biden ramble for 7 minutes and then fall asleep or whatever


https://twitter.com/GaryGrumbach/status/1236379300221378561

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

Elephanthead posted:

Mr. Gorbachef, tear down this wall! Reagan was anti wall and obviously a lib.

was that speech just propaganda and like 5 people attended it and then american history texts retroactively hypes the gently caress out of it

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



The Alpha Centauri posted:

was that speech just propaganda and like 5 people attended it and then american history texts retroactively hypes the gently caress out of it

well there were a lot of people there for it but it was given like two and a half years before the wall fell and didnt really get that much attention until after it fell

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/LeftsidefromNY/status/1236108317170307077

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