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Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

In collaboration with hundreds of municipalities, tech giants Alibaba and Tencent have launched mobile apps that use metadata to determine if the user should be isolated.

If a QR code shows up green, no problem. Yellow or red means the user is off to quarantine.

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/reaghhan/status/1236377011720982529

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



tacodaemon posted:

lol all these dumbasses went down to stand around in downtown st louis for god knows how long just to see biden ramble for 7 minutes and then fall asleep or whatever


https://twitter.com/GaryGrumbach/status/1236379300221378561
Someone please adopt Biden and give him a good home :ohdear:

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



things were pretty lovely in east germany but that was our fault. imagine what the ussr could have become if capitalists didn't immediately start pissing in their cornflakes for killing the most nazis. that's loving gratitude.

buy hey they got mcdonald's now

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/david_j_roth/status/1236386707702009857

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Pudding Brain Joe

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Can biden actually talk for 7 minutes straight? That's kind of impressive

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/aniceburrito/status/1235916568007192577

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



CODChimera posted:

Can biden actually talk for 7 minutes straight? That's kind of impressive

does like 2 or 3 words per minute count as talking?

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

https://twitter.com/LeftsidefromNY/status/1236183731183988738?s=19

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

tacodaemon posted:

lol all these dumbasses went down to stand around in downtown st louis for god knows how long just to see biden ramble for 7 minutes and then fall asleep or whatever


https://twitter.com/GaryGrumbach/status/1236379300221378561
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYqvahwT46Y
absolute pablum

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005


Thanks for that lovely palette cleanser from all this TrMMp stuff.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/KateTheFlame1/status/1236387032676483072

dangle 4 days
Mar 4, 2020

by Reene
thx all for braving twitter so i dont have to

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009



weird that when trump does it, it is dementia, but when Biden does it, it is a stutter that he had completely under control for the entire Obama administration

also lol that he had to name drop Obama to fill seven minutes

gently caress this

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/iamTannenbaum/status/1236385653975330816

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

this owns

punch every nazi in sight

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer
in other cool news these lovely ladies just won melodifestivalen and is gonna represent sweden at eurovision this year



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lEBweXcpOY

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



NofrikinfuN posted:

weird that when trump does it, it is dementia, but when Biden does it, it is a stutter that he had completely under control for the entire Obama administration

also lol that he had to name drop Obama to fill seven minutes

gently caress this

he'll namedrop obama without mentioning that obama knew he would be hosed as a candidate and tried to convince him not to run

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/0hLPyH4.gifv

dangle 4 days
Mar 4, 2020

by Reene

took me 4 watches to notice the bottle

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

CODChimera posted:

Can biden actually talk for 7 minutes straight? That's kind of impressive

"talk"

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Gringostar posted:

this owns

punch every nazi in sight

with a crowbar yes. you need your hands to poo poo post.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



dangle 4 days posted:

took me 4 watches to notice the bottle

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

Elephanthead posted:

with a crowbar yes. you need your hands to poo poo post.

that's why i superglued a crowbar to both my feet years ago

multitasking

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/ByMikeBaker/status/1236397625928085504

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Hey you guys remember this lady?

https://twitter.com/bobby/status/1236349383890931713?s=20

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/jackallisonLOL/status/1236323001592766465

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017






dog poo poo

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

dangle 4 days posted:

took me 4 watches to notice the bottle

weee-oooo weee-oooo weeee-ooo

that's the sound of the horny police on their way

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Bulgakov posted:

trumps big friday was fun



lol he knows people saw his pee pants

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

yeah she's in jail now i assume good riddance

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



now watch a tornado hit it

https://twitter.com/RT_com/status/1236350725866864646

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Bulgakov posted:

the pics from today where the coastguard is dumping testing kits onto the cruise poo poo are a treat



e: ship

lol those rotors are kicking up virus where the helicopter crew breathes it in

dangle 4 days
Mar 4, 2020

by Reene

The Nastier Nate posted:

weee-oooo weee-oooo weeee-ooo

that's the sound of the horny police on their way

i hope they strip

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/ericuman/status/1234987363643691009

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





Qurnah posted:

yeah she's in jail now i assume good riddance

46193 CASES UNSEALED

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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Biden dominating even with a broke brain

this kid's inhuman!

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