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dangle 4 days posted:i have diabetes (type 1) and asthma but im resilient and like being alive and feel like that'll see me through I can't believe a genuinely new poster(?) Might die within days of registering
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i am a hell long time lurker who got moody about democratic primary results
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well if you don't die but keep up this posting rate you'll eventually catch up to me in like 10 years friend
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Jose posted:well if you don't die but keep up this posting rate you'll eventually catch up to me in like 10 years friend Might be faster seeing your history for parking yourself in front of hurricanes and now living in a plague den.
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Post Rate 45.72 per day lol whoops. drat. the world must know most of it is me just donkel trumbling in cspam im gonna have a lot of posting time for the next 2 weeks!!
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look at my total and what is now a 13 year consistent rate lolThat Works posted:Might be faster seeing your history for parking yourself in front of hurricanes and now living in a plague den. i'm invincible mate
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i raised an eyebrow at 120k posts yes. maybe even 2
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i spent 7 years in a job where i could basically post non-stop
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Jose posted:look at my total and what is now a 13 year consistent rate lol Quoting 4hubris
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i'm off to buy booze and the hangover combined with this illness on thursday was pretty horrific but i apparnetly don't learn my lesson
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mods please rename me to Kung Flu subtitle on the avatar : get well soon burt mod
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coronavirus posted:mods please rename me to Kung Flu needlessly racist
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i will never reveal the wuhan secret
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Someone buy this man a lt dangle av
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always wanted to be a gay beat cop this is a pun, because near me the big gay club is "the beat" you see
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if i finally quit hard drugs only to die of corona a few months later, that will be a "cosmic joke"
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Griefor posted:Privatized healthcare means we have just enough care for a somewhat bad flu season. Something like this hasn't happened (outside of Asia, which has learned much more from SARS/Ebola than us) in 100 years. Hong Kong flu is the first pandemic I remember and that killed between one and four million people from 1968-1970. The US was hit especially hard.
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Rinkles posted:isn't that what an actual bidet is? I live in Europe and have never figured these bidets out. It's just a tap that points down so do you splash the water in the direction of your rear end with your hand? A toilet mounted one that sprays gently upwards makes more sense to me. Jose posted:i'm invincible mate Aren't you geordie? Apparently the virus hasn't propagated in the same way in hot climates so geordies will kill it off with overheating if they just put their shirts back on.
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im feeling very mortal all of a sudden. im only slightly uncomfortable tho im just used to my bodily discomfort being self-inflicted
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ilmucche posted:I live in Europe and have never figured these bidets out. It's just a tap that points down so do you splash the water in the direction of your rear end with your hand? A toilet mounted one that sprays gently upwards makes more sense to me. I think it's for washing your dick or vagina
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Washington is pretty locked down right now. The largest college in the state has gone full online, large gatherings are being canceled left and right, stores are out of many essentials, and masks are everywhere. I'm on vacation this week so it will be interesting watching how things play out.
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The current level of hysteria among the general population here isn't sustainable, so I'm curious about how long it will actually last. We're heading towards flu season here and it wouldn't surprise me if people have already stopped taking simple infection control measures by the time it arrives. My major concerns are the way our government has decided to split the cost of dealing with covid-19 (50% state, 50% federal) and whether our supply chains for PPE and infection control products are sufficiently robust that we can adequately protect our healthcare workers for the duration. Based on how many masks a day were being used by people entering my room when I was in neutropenic isolation a couple of weeks ago, 20 million masks (a figure quoted the other day as what we have stockpiled) won't go very far and that's not even considering the bulkier PPE which will be needed. Lolie fucked around with this message at 22:28 on Mar 7, 2020 |
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ilmucche posted:I live in Europe and have never figured these bidets out. It's just a tap that points down so do you splash the water in the direction of your rear end with your hand? A toilet mounted one that sprays gently upwards makes more sense to me. Uh any decent one let's you angle the spray upwards so you get a nice arc to dip your bum hole directly into. The bad ones have no pressure or have only the cold water is hooked up. The one in our current apartment is an antique and the faucet is in a fixed position pointing straight down. I'm too embarrassed to ask the landlord how it is supposed to be used.
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other people posted:Uh any decent one let's you angle the spray upwards so you get a nice arc to dip your bum hole directly into. You lay down and angle your butt upwards.
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BIDET CHAT - we have this one, well my partner had it, and then I moved in: You can get it for 60 on Amazon but elsewhere it's even cheaper. We don't even have it hooked up to hot (we just need one piece from the hardware store) but the thing rules anyway. Seriously though if you are not prepared, you can do damage. This bidet can cut glass. A friend popped by to drink a few months back and they were pleasantly surprised we had a bidet. We warned them it is STRONG so be careful, and we all laughed when we heard their screams through the bathroom door. I can't wait to kill my cornhole with a scaldingly hot enemas. Oh also, watch out don't get the Roni!
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I live in the same county and it's actually really reassuring to see that at least at the county level, someone is taking it seriously.
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how do you maintain hygiene with the bidets that attach to the toilet? like, you're pissing right next to it all the time. do you clean it before every use?
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Mar 7, 2020 22:36
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They save on paper, which is good for the environment. And the newer ones save on water too by recycling it. I usually only change the water out once a day. It’s really great.
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dangle 4 days posted:im feeling very mortal all of a sudden. im only slightly uncomfortable tho im just used to my bodily discomfort being self-inflicted Honestly, it's not the dying that scares me, it's the possibility of being intubated that freaks me right the gently caress out regardless of whether I live or die.
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3 Tablets Daily posted:Honestly, it's not the dying that scares me, it's the possibility of being intubated that freaks me right the gently caress out regardless of whether I live or die. i like hospitals, drs and nurses. something about surrendering and letting yourself be taken care of is really nice. even if this involves tubes in my body
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Blind Rasputin posted:They save on paper, which is good for the environment. And the newer ones save on water too by recycling it. I usually only change the water out once a day. It’s really great. water's one thing, but isn't the actual sprayer dirty? you know, by virtue of sitting in the rim of your toilet bowl
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Blind Rasputin posted:They save on paper, which is good for the environment. And the newer ones save on water too by recycling it. I usually only change the water out once a day. It’s really great. Drinking your own piss is the ultimate green move, in fact if you don't drink your piss then you hate the environment and may as well be driving a humvee
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how do you know when all the poo poo is washed off your rear end? i just ordered a bidet and this is my key question
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Bullfrog posted:how do you know when all the poo poo is washed off your rear end? i just ordered a bidet and this is my key question Reach back there with your fingers
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ilmucche posted:I live in Europe and have never figured these bidets out. It's just a tap that points down so do you splash the water in the direction of your rear end with your hand? A toilet mounted one that sprays gently upwards makes more sense to me. I think you don't realize that design is literally centuries old and never really evolved until fearly recently. Yes it's just a bowl to wash your junk/vagina/rear end with your hand. 
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Zil posted:Reach back there with your fingers and lick them you’re done when the taste is gone
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Steely Dad posted:I live in the same county and it's actually really reassuring to see that at least at the county level, someone is taking it seriously. Also in the same county. I'm a school nurse and the school districts here seem to be taking it very seriously based on county guidance.
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3 Tablets Daily posted:Honestly, it's not the dying that scares me, it's the possibility of being intubated that freaks me right the gently caress out regardless of whether I live or die. I'd be interested in seeing a follow up to the story posted earlier in the thread which suggested that suction might have better outcomes than ventilation.
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amethystbliss posted:Also in the same county. I'm a school nurse and the school districts here seem to be taking it very seriously based on county guidance. I've got two in preschool, and I'm considering keeping them home starting this week. Does that seem reasonable? Am I early on this?
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amethystbliss posted:Also in the same county. I'm a school nurse and the school districts here seem to be taking it very seriously based on county guidance. How seriously are students taking the "wash your hands, don't touch your face" message? Whether or not people actually follow that advice will have a huge impact on how this plays out.
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