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SpaceGoatFarts posted:I think you don't realize that design is literally centuries old and never really evolved until fearly recently. Yes it's just a bowl to wash your junk/vagina/rear end with your hand. Why is there a painting of this? It's because someone was getting off to this, isn't it?
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Rinkles posted:water's one thing, but isn't the actual sprayer dirty? you know, by virtue of sitting in the rim of your toilet bowl Just keep a can of Lysol or something handy and don't intentionally piss on it, I can't imagine it's any less sanitary than handling dirty toilet paper.
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quarantine cuisine out of curiosity I boiled an amount of pasta, added one 2 serving 400 calorie can of Dinty Moore©️™️ brand “beef” stew, and a can of cooked sliced carrots from my goon pile. it made a nice bucket of what I would describe as food, probably enough for a whole day
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I had one of the normal euro bidets in my old appt and it was useless unless you wanted to like, wash your feet in a really uncomfortable way ? In case of really catastrophic making GBS threads events I can step in the shower but most of the time it doesn't seem worth it to spray poo poo water on my junk. Rinkles posted:water's one thing, but isn't the actual sprayer dirty? you know, by virtue of sitting in the rim of your toilet bowl You install another one upside down to clean the first one.
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I just pumped my cesspool and I think washing your rear end instead of filling your cesspool with wads of poo poo paper is probably a good idea I live in Suffolk NY and we're just waiting for our first cases to emerge.
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Steely Dad posted:I live in the same county and it's actually really reassuring to see that at least at the county level, someone is taking it seriously. I was impressed.
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The toilet seat bidets often have a self cleaning mechanism where you can make it spray water all over itself. When it's not spraying your bum it's ticket under the seat. The sitting bidets: I grew up in a house that had one. It had an upward facing sprinkler and was perfect for washing junk and bums. Cold and hot so you could get warm water.
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naem posted:quarantine cuisine No need to salt the pasta! Your tears will suffice
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unpacked robinhood posted:
Sounds like you're talking from experience here.
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Lolie posted:How seriously are students taking the "wash your hands, don't touch your face" message? Whether or not people actually follow that advice will have a huge impact on how this plays out. My district is K-8 and the elementary school students are oblivious and as germy as ever. We're working to have more nursing support in the classes to enforce better hand hygeine with UV lights, etc. Teachers are told not to worry if handwashing eats into instruction time. The middle schoolers are taking it way more seriously - we're seeing like 30 kids/day in the office wanting their temperature checked. Our approach is that if any student says they don't feel well for almost any reason, send them home. Our policy used to be to only exclude students with fevers, but now we're telling parents if they have any cold symptoms at all to keep them home. It's tough because middle schoolers will look for pretty much any reason to skip class, but better safe than sorry. We're excusing all absences of students who report any symptoms, but are drawing the line at excusing absences based in fear. Admin and teachers are taking it VERY seriously. Janitorial staff working ridiculous amounts of overtime to do deep cleans over the weekend and every evening. We're also cancelling all assemblies, field trips and after school activities and banning shared ipads/headphones/band instruments. All visitors to each school now have to answer screening questions before they can volunteer in their child's classroom. Teachers are spending the weekend preparing for virtual classes or packets that can be done from home. They say we're not at school closure status yet but want to be prepared since guidance seems to be changing quickly. It's also a pretty high income neighborhood with nervous helicopter parents, so that helps put pressure on the school to take it all more seriously. Outside of the district I work in, I have a daughter in a small private elementary school and two high schoolers in public school in the Bay Area, so I get to see their responses as well. The private school doesn't seem to be doing much other than reminding kids to wash their hands and cancelling after school sports practices. The grades are still mixing together for various activities and all meet together for morning assembly. My sons' high school seems much more vigilant and is doing many of the things I listed above. amethystbliss fucked around with this message at 23:56 on Mar 7, 2020 |
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mod, please rename me "notoriously absent Chinese father"
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If eating gross food from cans and having a fresh butthole will help you weather a coronarantine it's also a decent primer for the prison lifestyle I assume
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im scheduled for a boss fight in an mmo in 20min at 9am but then i want to just sleep i feel pretty grim
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dangle 4 days posted:im scheduled for a boss fight in an mmo in 20min at 9am but then i want to just sleep i feel pretty grim
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Despite my illness and it maybe being coronavirus I've been treating it like a regular cold and just being out and about to shops etc
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:embrace your inner leeroy jenkins. you can do it! i cant let down the online bros. its just off to lay down right afterwards
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LA lets tomorrow's marathon continue, but advises spectators to stay 6 feet apart from each other
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Jose posted:Despite my illness and it maybe being coronavirus I've been treating it like a regular cold and just being out and about to shops etc A little virus is good for the public as a treat
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Jose posted:Despite my illness and it maybe being coronavirus I've been treating it like a regular cold and just being out and about to shops etc Mod 0
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Jose posted:Despite my illness and it maybe being coronavirus I've been treating it like a regular cold and just being out and about to shops etc Thank you Typhoid Jose. My kids are off to Europe for 6 weeks soon. I'll tell them to avoid Newcastle.
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Jose posted:Despite my illness and it maybe being coronavirus I've been treating it like a regular cold and just being out and about to shops etc Mods flu
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I always knew it'd be a mod that eventually killed me but I never thought it'd be Jose.
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I thought DingTalk was slang for "the chinese language"
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if the hospital didnt tell me "you were exposed and if anything goes tits up stay home" id probably be convinced it was just a cold and not care also
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Zil posted:Mods flu  dangle 4 days posted:if the hospital didnt tell me "you were exposed and if anything goes tits up stay home" id probably be convinced it was just a cold and not care also It probably is just some common bug, but it's preferable that you're not spreading those around, either.
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Why are we all fixating on beans rather than (say) canned tuna?
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My sister is a doctor and has alternated between not giving a poo poo asking me to drive her somewhere and glad its severe enough that I was off sick because she might get to skip a week where she goes straight from 9-9 12 hour shifts to the same but night shifts for Thursday/Friday
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Ngl being on day 6 of this headache loving sucks
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Steely Dad posted:I've got two in preschool, and I'm considering keeping them home starting this week. Does that seem reasonable? Am I early on this?
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Jose posted:Despite my illness and it maybe being coronavirus I've been treating it like a regular cold and just being out and about to shops etc Really? What an rear end in a top hat^
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Lolie posted:
i havent had the cold/flu in such a long time i wouldnt really know. the absence of sneezing is odd and as jose mentions this top-of-head headache is kinda consistently there. im holding back quite a few dry coughs and breathing is all scratchy and unpleasant ima send someone to get cold/flu meds and some sort of cough syrup and should be quite fine. mum hoards so were all sorted on food but she didnt think about meds do i get DXM? dihydrocodeine? or... a non narcotic syrup? sounds crazy but idk
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Spinz posted:Really? It's disappointing to say the least.
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Spinz posted:Really? I was fairly sure I just had a regular cold until today
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Why are we all fixating on beans rather than (say) canned tuna? It's all quite bizarre. People are acting as though supply chains will be shut down for months when the reality is they'd be better off just stocking their freezer and cupboards with real food so they have plenty to eat if they get sick and can't go out for a couple of weeks (home delivery times are starting to blow out here so ordering online is less of an option if you need food in a couple of days). If people are going to stockpile food they're probably not going to need, you'd think it would be food they actually want to eat.
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Canned tuna is loving disgusting is why
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Spinz posted:Really? i mean i had to laugh but without some knowledgeable source telling you to care a bit wouldnt you convince yourself you were fine too? i 100% ruled it out until the coughing/breathing issues now its like, well, i better follow the guidelines i was sent, not necessarily seeking testing or anything at this stage. so i gotta warn health pros before i go near them and inquire ahead if they even want me to still come to an appointment dangle 4 days fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Mar 8, 2020 |
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Like this is worse and a bit weirder than any cold I've had before but not so substantially worse I considered it anything else
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I had a fever last sunday, called out on monday, and went back to work on tuesday gently caress it, its probably nothing
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Jose posted:Like this is worse and a bit weirder than any cold I've had before but not so substantially worse I considered it anything else yeah im uncomfortable in a brand new way but nothing about this suggests "you could die" to me gonna hold off from seeing my grandma for a while tho. my parents, ehhh, not much i can do about that. theyre relatively young tho
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