Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
The Clitoris
Jan 29, 2020

Finding it makes all of your dreams come true

Det_no posted:

Over here in Mexico we have a daily press conference about the virus, with experts tracking the epidemic and answering journalist's questions about the situation. So far, over the past week and a half or so, there have been only 6 confirmed cases (5 from italy) and a couple hundred that tested negative so things are considered to be under control. Unfortunately during today's conference they revealed plans for a joint Canada-USA-Mexico program aimed at testing Spring Break tourists to make sure they are not infected before they leave their country and I just know you are going to gently caress it up and get us all sick.

Poor Mexico. So far from God, so close to the United States

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Tafferling
Oct 22, 2008

DOOT DOOT
ALL ABOARD THE ISS POLOKONZERVA

QuarkJets posted:

This "rush" sure looks like a bunch of people calmly walking through a train station

Yeah, that's just the usual pace of a whole train of people trying to catch their loving connection after it got randomly moved on the other loving side of the station.
Why, no. I'm not bitter at all about Milan station.


Also, ask me about living in a quarantine zone!

Tafferling fucked around with this message at 09:03 on Mar 8, 2020

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Rutibex posted:

im pretty sure putting the elderly into internment camps violates the charter of rights

Ice floes are unavailable due to global warming, we'll just have to make do

Barudak
May 7, 2007

BBQ Dave posted:

Not to pile on fear but do those amazon fulfillment warehouse people get sick time?

Also, I watched a doc that said they don't have enough time for bathroom breaks... so probably not a whole lot of handwashing.

Work Hard. Have Fun. Make History.

Im in Japan so Im assuming they have some form of rights not afforded to Americans.

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

Tafferling posted:

Yeah, that's just the usual pace of a whole train of people trying to catch their loving connection after it got randomly moved on the other loving side of the station.
Why, no. I'm not bitter at all about Milan station.


Also, ask me about living in a quarantine zone!

Hi, what's it like living in a quarantine zone?

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Det_no posted:

So far, over the past week and a half or so, there have been only 6 confirmed cases (5 from italy) and a couple hundred that tested negative so things are considered to be under control. Unfortunately during today's conference they revealed plans for a joint Canada-USA-Mexico program aimed at testing Spring Break tourists to make sure they are not infected before they leave their country and I just know you are going to gently caress it up and get us all sick.

My friend just flew to mexico to meet another guy who immediately started showing symptoms. He's been here for two weeks. Lol ?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Hypothetically speaking what do you do tomorrow if you know you are infected? What if you just presume you are infected? What if you only have a low possibility of being infected?

The time frame that Wuhan called their lockdowns until now and where I live it goes beyond the 5 degrees of separation game. The Wuhans started doing those insane lockdowns in January right? That's weeks after when they noticed widespread illness? Everyone on the West Coast already has this, just wait for it. I'm not saying we shouldn't keep taking measures to slow it down, but it certainly would appear like we are doing next to nothing except hording toilet paper.

Who really knows, but this already seems to be defining the year.

I would just look at Italy and Korea for what we can expect to deal with.

Tafferling
Oct 22, 2008

DOOT DOOT
ALL ABOARD THE ISS POLOKONZERVA

spaceblancmange posted:

Hi, what's it like living in a quarantine zone?

Im playing with the Nintendo

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

Tafferling posted:

Im playing with the Nintendo

Cool! Sounds like a good time.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

they can't vote if they are dead you dummies >:[

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream

OMFG FURRY posted:

they can't vote if they are dead you dummies >:[

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfILg3ct71s

Tei
Feb 19, 2011

Good news, If you live in Iran, the governement give you 100GB in your data plan so you stay home.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comments/ff2uot/irans_minister_of_communication_gives_each/


Please stay home playing videogames.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
only 100? thats like ome, maybe one and a half, of a good jo session

Aoi
Sep 12, 2017

Perpetually a Pain.

IncredibleIgloo posted:

King's background stooges have a more developed character than any of those bozos.

I still distinctly remember the fighter jet pilot/instructor from Las Vegas (well, McCarran, presumably), and it's been almost twenty years since I last read The Stand (wait, more like 17, I think I read it around SARS), and he was in, like, two paragraphs.

All I can remember about Pence is that he caused an AIDS epidemic, likes to be hosed by horses, and refuses to be alone with other women without his wife, who he calls "mother", being there. And that's after four years of exposure to him.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Tei posted:

Good news, If you live in Iran, the governement give you 100GB in your data plan so you stay home.

What are you allowed to do on the iranian internet, not pornhub or twiters I assume ?

Old Boot
May 9, 2012



Buglord

EimiYoshikawa posted:

I still distinctly remember the fighter jet pilot/instructor from Las Vegas (well, McCarran, presumably), and it's been almost twenty years since I last read The Stand (wait, more like 17, I think I read it around SARS), and he was in, like, two paragraphs.

All I can remember about Pence is that he caused an AIDS epidemic, likes to be hosed by horses, and refuses to be alone with other women without his wife, who he calls "mother", being there. And that's after four years of exposure to him.

The irony of this is that the best treatment for the immune system shitstorm that tends to kill people near the end of the infection has been HIV meds.

Tei
Feb 19, 2011

unpacked robinhood posted:

What are you allowed to do on the iranian internet, not pornhub or twiters I assume ?


The 4th most popular website seems to be a porn one.

https://www.similarweb.com/top-websites/iran--islamic-republic-of

looks like they use instagram a lot, movie warez sites?, social networks and news sources

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Regal Princess has been stopped from docking in Miami to test two crew members who just transferred from the Grand Princess.

The new cruise departing today has been cancelled.

https://twitter.com/BANDIT_XRAY/status/1236623824591847424?s=20

https://twitter.com/BANDIT_XRAY/status/1236632167003779072?s=20


In some good news, the passenger on Carnival Panorama tested negative.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Tei posted:

The 4th most popular website seems to be a porn one.

https://www.similarweb.com/top-websites/iran--islamic-republic-of

looks like they use instagram a lot, movie warez sites?, social networks and news sources

What place is something awful?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

mrfart posted:

What place is something awful?

not even worth mentioning

Duckula
Aug 31, 2001

do not resuscitate

Zero One posted:

Regal Princess has been stopped from docking in Miami to test two crew members who just transferred from the Grand Princess.

The new cruise departing today has been cancelled.

https://twitter.com/BANDIT_XRAY/status/1236623824591847424?s=20

https://twitter.com/BANDIT_XRAY/status/1236632167003779072?s=20


In some good news, the passenger on Carnival Panorama tested negative.

Why are people still willingly going on these death barges.

Old Boot
May 9, 2012



Buglord

Duckula posted:

Why are people still willingly going on these death barges.

Why are all the death barges princesses.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Duckula posted:

Why are people still willingly going on these death barges.

theyre offering great deals

Aoi
Sep 12, 2017

Perpetually a Pain.

Old Boot posted:

The irony of this is that the best treatment for the immune system shitstorm that tends to kill people near the end of the infection has been HIV meds.

haha, yeah, I remember laughing about that when Pence was first put in as the Corona Czar, myself.

coronavirus
Jan 27, 2020

by Cyrano4747
I am really enjoying this guys youtube channel. He has a soothing accent while you listen to him talk about how we are going to need to mass produce body bags soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5_yExFZFYw

TODD BONZALEZ
Jul 3, 2010




coronavirus posted:

I am really enjoying this guys youtube channel. He has a soothing accent while you listen to him talk about how we are going to need to mass produce body bags soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5_yExFZFYw

He owns and it was something watching his tone shift to more and more grave as poo poo got more real throughout his vids. He also really politely but firmly calls out/burns official responses and has been advocating proactive instead of reactive responses. I've seen people give him poo poo because he's technically a nurse with a PhD and so 'not a real doctor' but frankly nurses get stuck in with the Blunt reality of care and I absolutely trust his assessments.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

Duckula posted:

Why are people still willingly going on these death barges.

I have family who are determined to take a cruise in june, hopefully the heat kills the virus off before then

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

TODD BONZALEZ posted:

He owns and it was something watching his tone shift to more and more grave as poo poo got more real throughout his vids. He also really politely but firmly calls out/burns official responses and has been advocating proactive instead of reactive responses. I've seen people give him poo poo because he's technically a nurse with a PhD and so 'not a real doctor' but frankly nurses get stuck in with the Blunt reality of care and I absolutely trust his assessments.

i'd trust a nurse with a PhD over an MD any day of the week (assuming his PhD is biological in nature)

coronavirus
Jan 27, 2020

by Cyrano4747

ilmucche posted:

I have family who are determined to take a cruise in june, hopefully the heat kills the virus off before then

Theres about 0% chance this isn't still a problem in June.

Rutibex posted:

i'd trust a nurse with a PhD over an MD any day of the week (assuming his PhD is biological in nature)

I'd imagine the Dunning–Kruger effect is a lot more common in Drs than in most nurses too.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

coronavirus posted:

Theres about 0% chance this isn't still a problem in June.

I agree, and have mentioned maybe rethinking given their age, but stubborn as a mule are old folks.

SchrodingersCat
Aug 23, 2011

coronavirus posted:

Theres about 0% chance this isn't still a problem in June.

The increased humidity in warmer weather might result in slightly less airborne transmissibility, but it's not going to "disappear" in warm weather. Because we have no immunity the viral load necessary for infection is likely pretty low. It will still spread, just not as well.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
A group of us at work are scheduled to visit our big client in another part of the country next week. I really don't enjoy going there at any time and I'm hoping people see sense and say, "ooh, CORONAVIRUS, very scary... let's just have a nice remote conference instead" and then I won't have to go travelling to boringsville on sea

I'll try nudging things in that direction a bit more on Monday. Tickets haven't been bought yet so there's no concerns over sunk cost to overcome

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


SchrodingersCat posted:

The increased humidity in warmer weather might result in slightly less airborne transmissibility, but it's not going to "disappear" in warm weather. Because we have no immunity the viral load necessary for infection is likely pretty low. It will still spread, just not as well.
Thank you! I hadn't heard a clear explanation for reduced summer spread other than "people are spending less time indoors".

owlhawk911
Nov 8, 2019

come chill with me, in byob

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Thank you! I hadn't heard a clear explanation for reduced summer spread other than "people are spending less time indoors".

also "uv kills germs and it's sunnier"

SchrodingersCat
Aug 23, 2011

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Thank you! I hadn't heard a clear explanation for reduced summer spread other than "people are spending less time indoors".

I think the idea is that increased humidity results in droplets dropping out of the air quicker, and increased moisture in the air might result in breakdown of viral proteins. I don't think anything has been proven, and I have read that coronavirus has a phospholipid membrane it borrows from host cells so it might be resistant to that. It's getting a bit too deep for me at that point.

A lot of the research I've seen re: flu is that drier air results in the droplets becoming smaller and staying airborne longer, resulting in more spread.

Sunlight has been shown to destroy viruses and bacteria, but I'm not sure how much it helps in like, a public space where someone coughs next to you. Again, a little too deep for me at that point.

SchrodingersCat fucked around with this message at 17:28 on Mar 8, 2020

Baller Time
Apr 22, 2014

by Azathoth
Looking forward to my allergies starting soon with symptoms like early stage corona

TODD BONZALEZ
Jul 3, 2010




Rutibex posted:

i'd trust a nurse with a PhD over an MD any day of the week (assuming his PhD is biological in nature)

His PhD is in nursing which owns even more because it's an in depth study into actual best nursing practice on the front line of patient care

zer0spunk
Nov 6, 2000

devil never even lived

TODD BONZALEZ
Jul 3, 2010




I've had a good 50/50 rate of doctors being either extremely good, caring, concerned with patients and having an ethos of doing the right thing or minimal harm, or being jobsworth automatons/ borderline sociopaths who clearly did this for a secure high paying job and give zero fucks. I get that the training and job can burn something out of you for the stress, but hell. Almost all the nurses I've interacted with have been lovely and caring if generally stressed, and that's even as a trans person when you're guarenteed to get weirdass responses. makes me think about going into medicine vs nursing

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

John_A_Tallon
Nov 22, 2000

Oh my! Check out that mitre!
From what I've heard nursing courses tend to and be cut throat and have a high washout rate. And again hearsay says that the nurses that don't actually care tend to get out of the profession within a couple of years of entering it.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5