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Bethamphetamine posted:At how many US companies would it be possible to quickly convert their payroll system to give quarantined or sick employees paid time off to non-salaried employees? Ahahaha are you from Europe or just a dumb optimist?
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Bethamphetamine posted:At how many US companies would it be possible to quickly convert their payroll system to give quarantined or sick employees paid time off to non-salaried employees? years
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Bethamphetamine posted:At how many US companies would it be possible to quickly convert their payroll system to give quarantined or sick employees paid time off to non-salaried employees?
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2DCAT posted:The Coronavirus cruise poo poo outside Oakland is blowing its horn like crazy now... Can hear it from here we killed all travel between offices and I'm party of an emergency disaster plan meeting Monday, which is LOL cause LOL you stupid fucks. and then it came up we have an emergency plan, just not a pandemic one, so now one has to happen. and due to Navy USAID DoS they think I know something about all this, and the loving MBAs came up with "buy more laptops and servers now before prices go up cause profits", and my genius idea of "why not just telework" was shot down and I need to come up with a way to prove people are working. it's too loving funny "you did that Navy thing and you did aid work in Africa, how do we deal with this" "I don't know that's above my pay grade, but for starters work from home" "stop stop stop right there, how will we know they are working and not goofing off" the world is run by loving morons, but hey, I got a white listed budget which never happens so time to fix all the crap that I needed to fix
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Joementum posted:the correct monetary response here would be for the US government to issue a shitload of bonds and just give the money as a subsidy to have people stay home from work People would rather the economy implode and everyone dies of coronavirus than a single dollar go to *those people*.
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MysteriousStranger posted:we killed all travel between offices and I'm party of an emergency disaster plan meeting Monday, which is LOL cause LOL you stupid fucks. and then it came up we have an emergency plan, just not a pandemic one, so now one has to happen. and due to Navy USAID DoS they think I know something about all this, and the loving MBAs came up with "buy more laptops and servers now before prices go up cause profits", and my genius idea of "why not just telework" was shot down and I need to come up with a way to prove people are working. we sent someone home on friday for having a sore throat, but telework is dead simple where I work since there are a lot of remote employees and everyone in management is like if you have a fever, sore throat or hacking cough stay that gently caress home, we'll mail you a headset and a webcam if you need it.
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D1E posted:Ahahaha are you from Europe or just a dumb optimist? I'm a dumb american cynic with no experience in payroll or accounting, and yet even I had the gut feeling that this 'ideas guy' magic was laugh-in-your-face funny.
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MysteriousStranger posted:we killed all travel between offices and I'm party of an emergency disaster plan meeting Monday, which is LOL cause LOL you stupid fucks. and then it came up we have an emergency plan, just not a pandemic one, so now one has to happen. and due to Navy USAID DoS they think I know something about all this, and the loving MBAs came up with "buy more laptops and servers now before prices go up cause profits", and my genius idea of "why not just telework" was shot down and I need to come up with a way to prove people are working. Install software on all the computers of employees working from home that logs every mouse click and key typed and takes pictures using their webcam every five minutes to make sure they're present and working. If they don't meet requisite standards don't pay them for that hour of work. Are you new to corporate America or something? How do you not know this?
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is there some mutation to the chronovirus that would cause it to specifically infect computer users and save the rest of us?
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MysteriousStranger posted:we killed all travel between offices and I'm party of an emergency disaster plan meeting Monday, which is LOL cause LOL you stupid fucks. and then it came up we have an emergency plan, just not a pandemic one, so now one has to happen. and due to Navy USAID DoS they think I know something about all this, and the loving MBAs came up with "buy more laptops and servers now before prices go up cause profits", and my genius idea of "why not just telework" was shot down and I need to come up with a way to prove people are working. If we just let people work from home they might start to think that they are real people with human rights. Better to have them keep coming into the office until we can figure out some way to ram the panopticon deep into their private lives. *two weeks time* Help all our staff have coronavirus! Who can we blame for this!
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DryGoods posted:is there some mutation to the chronovirus that would cause it to specifically infect computer users and save the rest of us? we all are naturally self quarentining, unless it somehow got into the hot pocket and/or pizza rolls supplies
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best part is you know that if poo poo ever goes down and the government collapses like its 1793 and the mobs are at the gate. Junior will be loving crying and screaming for daddy and talking about friends in the capital and blubbering out his account numbers. god i hate these toxic fucks. your "tough guy" bullshit doesnt hide your true nature rear end in a top hat.
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C-Euro posted:Lorenzo & Sons? yeah
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which one o fyou is htis
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lol that smarxist missed the great day of reckoning
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ArmZ posted:which one o fyou is htis praxis
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ArmZ posted:which one o fyou is htis lmao
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Joementum posted:fun times ahead this year for my parents: die of covid-19 now or check out what just happened to their retirement fund If we can't stop the pandemic then COVID-19 will probably come back again year after year. Like the flu but extra deadly to olds. We'll probably live long enough to die from it ourselves.
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Bethamphetamine posted:At how many US companies would it be possible to quickly convert their payroll system to give quarantined or sick employees paid time off to non-salaried employees? Why would you pay them to stay home doing nothing when you could just fire them for not coming into work and save a bundle on your insurance?
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love these racist fucks tryin to rebrand it the “Wuhan Virus”
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Hillary 2020 posted:If we can't stop the pandemic then COVID-19 will probably come back again year after year. Like the flu but extra deadly to olds. this isn't a big deal after this year since many people will have developed immunity and there will (probably) be a vaccine next year the big issue is this year when nobody is immune and there's no vaccine
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good thing i licked everything in sight at 30th street station and the wells fargo center this weekend, if i get this poo poo, im gunna get a bed before they are all taken
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Plinkey posted:yeah Hell yeah brother, I had a slice from there this afternoon.
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Plinkey posted:good thing i licked everything in sight at 30th street station and the wells fargo center this weekend, if i get this poo poo, im gunna get a bed before they are all taken it OWNS that this is 100% rational behavior
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C-Euro posted:Hell yeah brother, I had a slice from there this afternoon. noice, me and my buddies got an air bnb on 13th street south for the weekend i am just now recovering
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