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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Dolphin posted:

Trump is not a healthy man, he's obese and in his mid 70s, he is not in the better half of the cdr statistics

he might have to free up some time for another few early, unscheduled installments of his annual physical

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Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
He seems like someone who can keep himself from illness just by sheer force of not believing that bad things can happen to him, like dwarves and magic.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

wait i just had a better idea. trump/bernie ticket. :getin:

(trump will have to cut a loser like pence once the virus is everywhere)

rudecyrus
Nov 6, 2009

fuck you trolls
It's clear evil people live longer, so I wouldn't be surprised if Trump lives to be 85.

FRINGE
May 23, 2003
title stolen for lf posting

rudecyrus posted:

It's clear evil people live longer, so I wouldn't be surprised if Trump lives to be 85.

Cheney has no (physical) heart and is still alive.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



HENRY KISSINGER is still alive

Shipon
Nov 7, 2005
what do you think the adrenochrome is for? of course they're going to be fine

they're convening emergency measures since they've been running a little low since they dealt with the epstein problem

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Man, politics is depressing. Why did I ever bother following this stuff?

Syntaxed
Feb 20, 2004
pls put out bulletins that olds should definitely stay home Tuesday and not risk getting infected!

FRINGE
May 23, 2003
title stolen for lf posting

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

HENRY KISSINGER is still alive

And based on Vietnam might be a better person than Biden.

Hard to think.

augias
Apr 7, 2009

triple sulk posted:

good things about michigan
- middle eastern food
- mediterranean food
- sichuan food
- the airport is ok but really inconveniently placed

bad things about michigan:
- everything else

Sa forums user sextuple sulk:

A: loves to eat
B: thinkin about the airport
C: dislikes techno, soul, and r&b

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Mantis42 posted:

Man, politics is depressing. Why did I ever bother following this stuff?

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Way back when the suit wearing pooping Chapo expressed concern that though bernie has the highest floor of support his support might also be maxed out since it hadnt really increased over 4 years, despite everyone knowing who he is by now.

That seems to be the case, maxing out at around 35% which is enough to dominate a field with multiple candidates but not just one opponent. Now bloomberg and Warren's votes are also going to Biden so things are gonna be even worse than ST.

Imo at least I'm just postin

nopants
May 29, 2004

Communist Thoughts posted:

Way back when the suit wearing pooping Chapo expressed concern that though bernie has the highest floor of support his support might also be maxed out since it hadnt really increased over 4 years, despite everyone knowing who he is by now.

That seems to be the case, maxing out at around 35% which is enough to dominate a field with multiple candidates but not just one opponent. Now bloomberg and Warren's votes are also going to Biden so things are gonna be even worse than ST.

Imo at least I'm just postin

yah but 1v1 polls showed him beating everyone too. people that want to support sanders are being tricked into voting for brain dead biden as the beat trump candidate

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


So what about all those fuckin flash drive votes from Texas? Wasnt that like 2 days ago, how have they not recounted that already?

nopants
May 29, 2004

TheDon01 posted:

So what about all those fuckin flash drive votes from Texas? Wasnt that like 2 days ago, how have they not recounted that already?

why is the california vote count done. basic arithmetic doesn’t take this long

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

nopants posted:

why is the california vote count done. basic arithmetic doesn’t take this long

We all know why

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg

Ghost Leviathan posted:

We all know why

i think the question being asked is what the excuse/spin is

g0lbez
Dec 25, 2004

and then you'll beg
i'm guessing nothing at all because why not

FRINGE
May 23, 2003
title stolen for lf posting

Ghost Leviathan posted:

We all know why

Yeah but there should be some word from the Sanders campaign about this poo poo. Iowa, Mass, CA, Texas, its a lot.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

g0lbez posted:

i think the question being asked is what the excuse/spin is

The same thing they have to say to literally every leftist complaint: It's not happening, and it's not a problem, and it's your fault, and you deserve it.

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

nopants posted:

yah but 1v1 polls showed him beating everyone too. people that want to support sanders are being tricked into voting for brain dead biden as the beat trump candidate

polls good, but also, polls bad. polls are a land of contrasts,

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
I'm kind of coming around to the idea that winning this particular election is a trap

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

Salvor_Hardin posted:

I'm kind of coming around to the idea that winning this particular election is a trap

winning elections is never ever a mistake, you always want your people in office rather than opposition

even theresa may's 2017 humiliation was much better for her than actually losing would've been

D.Ork Bimboolean
Aug 26, 2016

My hopium is that the combination of pandemic/epidemic and economic collapse will allow Bernie to take control of the narrative against a bumbling, overconfident Biden.

Bernie needs to really get ahead of this crap and FDR it up even more. Just full out "I'm here to save this loving nation and if you pick that drooling idiot over there, you're doomed. Okay? Lets go"

https://twitter.com/adamkelsey/status/1236717415364472838?s=20

Don Pigeon
Oct 29, 2005

Great pigeons are not born great. They grow great by eating lots of bread crumbs.
If the stock market continues sundowning like Joe it will only intensify people's inclination to vote for Joe over Bernie. There is a myth out there that more conservative candidates are better at managing the "economy" and it makes no sense but propaganda is strong and real. I think older voters were already voting based on this during Super Tuesday.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


likewise i think paradoxically the coronavirus might make people less likely to want to shake up the healthcare system, at least at first

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

yeah economic havoc is likely to bolster biden's return-to-normalcy pitch, but covid-19 massively plays into sanders' we-need-to-do-better thing

either way, they're both strengthened against trump

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

Communist Thoughts posted:

likewise i think paradoxically the coronavirus might make people less likely to want to shake up the healthcare system, at least at first

if sanders fails to make hay off of covid-19, he doesn't deserve to win. the american healthcare system is demonstrably a public safety risk and all you need to do is wave around the ridiculous price of a test to make that point

D.Ork Bimboolean
Aug 26, 2016

Yea, I understand that fully.

It is never time to change. It is never a good moment for socialism.

If things are great, why change? If things are terrible, we can't afford to change! If things are getting better, clearly don't rock the boat. If things are declining don't make them worse!


This is why I'm hoping Bernie and folks can use the moment to snatch momentum back into their favor. Center themselves as the campaign that tackles the crisis comprehensively and keeps them from happening in the first place.

I know its a risky, tough sell but we can't be complacent here. We all see how the system is designed to buck and fail anyone who doesn't kowtow to the needs of the elite.

D.Ork Bimboolean
Aug 26, 2016

Remember during the debates when Bernie was asked "The Economy looks great, and is working. Why are you gonna screw with it Bernie?" And he had to answer by re-framing that actually no, its not great for working people, just rich folk who have tons of investments.

Now that those investments and economic vehicles are falling apart do you think anyone is going to ask Bernie that question again?

https://twitter.com/Students_Bernie/status/1232513770942910465?s=20

D.Ork Bimboolean has issued a correction as of 10:53 on Mar 9, 2020

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Syntaxed posted:

pls put out bulletins that olds should definitely stay home Tuesday and not risk getting infected!

PLEASE BE CAREFUL if you do this!

If this message becomes too public, then all of the old people are gonna assume that OTHER old people aren’t gonna vote, and so they HAVE TO vote for exactly that reason!

Right now, old people could decide not to vote because Biden winning is already totally in the bag, so not having their one vote won’t matter. WE WANT TO KEEP IT THAT WAY!

TheDon01 posted:

So what about all those fuckin flash drive votes from Texas? Wasnt that like 2 days ago, how have they not recounted that already?

Serious Answer: Because they have to get a court order to be able to recount the votes, and the courts don’t open until later this morning.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Looking forward to young people not turning out due to covid fears while thousands of boomers vote for Biden with their dying breath

D.Ork Bimboolean
Aug 26, 2016

Looks like #Bidengate is getting to an early start

https://twitter.com/politico/status/1236962462546759680?s=20

D.Ork Bimboolean
Aug 26, 2016


And it looks like the Biden team have begun to assume they will be walking away with it and playing fantasy staff pool https://twitter.com/JimVandeHei/status/1236964687843078144?s=20

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

D.Ork Bimboolean posted:

And it looks like the Biden team have begun to assume they will be walking away with it and playing fantasy staff pool https://twitter.com/JimVandeHei/status/1236964687843078144?s=20

Kerry at state would be some incredible sisyphean effort

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

D.Ork Bimboolean posted:

And it looks like the Biden team have begun to assume they will be walking away with it and playing fantasy staff pool https://twitter.com/JimVandeHei/status/1236964687843078144?s=20

its literally just a rerun of 2016 complete with the campaign being more concerned with divvying up the spoils rather than winning lmao

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/1236860045553475585?s=19
:sigh:

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Liberals will never ever vote for what’s right, they’ll have to be forced to. What a loving shame that the suburban whites have condemned the earth to its death.

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sonatinas
Apr 15, 2003

Seattle Karate Vs. L.A. Karate

triple sulk posted:

good things about michigan
- middle eastern food
- mediterranean food
- sichuan food
- the airport is ok but really inconveniently placed

bad things about michigan:
- everything else

in west Michigan, we don’t even have those good things

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