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Yeah, I've met both MT and CD and definitely not. I hope that monitor is still serving you well Malcom.
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Treasured care dresser memory is everyone throwing an impromptu intervention to say that wearing a hoodie over a hoodie and hanging out near public toilets does in fact look extremely shady
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well why not posted:Treasured care dresser memory is everyone throwing an impromptu intervention to say that wearing a hoodie over a hoodie and hanging out near public toilets does in fact look extremely shady hoodie or no hoodie hanging around the public bog is a bit shady.
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How else are you supposed to attract the old blokes who’ll give you meth.
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My favourite CD move was him rock climbing
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Fanelien posted:hoodie or no hoodie hanging around the public bog is a bit shady. If you can think of an easier way to get unused toilet rolls I'd like to hear it
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i think that in the end, everyone in this thread is a little bit caredresser
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I can look back on my gutter days with fondness because Im not there anymore.
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tardwrangler posted:I can look back on my gutter days with fondness because Im not there anymore.  They were proper good fun but.
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Today in Old People Ruin Everything https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpz1V4FQVAY
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Strayaquote:A bitter argument broke out on a Sydney train after a man accused another commuter of deliberately coughing on him amid growing concerns over the spread of coronavirus. https://www.9news.com.au/national/coronavirus-woman-coughs-on-man-sydney-train-sparking-heated-argument/79fdd76f-43a7-43e9-a99a-f0f32501df3c
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How loving hard is it to cough into your elbow. I know I had 10 years of training in a kitchen where a cough in the hand meant another hand washing but it really isn't that hard to focus on coughing and sneezing into your elbow. DOwnside of the elbow sneeze means you sometimes get snot on your shirt.
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Dr. Garbanzo posted:How loving hard is it to cough into your elbow. I know I had 10 years of training in a kitchen where a cough in the hand meant another hand washing but it really isn't that hard to focus on coughing and sneezing into your elbow. DOwnside of the elbow sneeze means you sometimes get snot on your shirt. School has started a new meme of "covering like Dracula", i.e. drawing your cape dramatically across the front of your body so you cough into the elbow. I said something boomery about zoomers not knowing who Dracula is anyway but they wifey reminded me of Hotel Transylvania series.
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Publicly shame people when theyre grotty rats who cant be hosed covering their mouth to cough. I also advocate bringing back “litter bug litter bug” chants
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~Coxy posted:School has started a new meme of "covering like Dracula", i.e. drawing your cape dramatically across the front of your body so you cough into the elbow. It's heaps easier than that. The closest equivelent is Dabbing. I know it's a touch dorky but it's closer to what kids know. I'm also kinda glad I don't do handshakes with kids but rather fistbumps cause that's a stack less germy transition posibility.
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9 bogroll victory Also the liquorland guy lolling as I cleared out his Tanqueray stash
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I’d like any kind of bog roll victory at this point. We are down to our last roll and I’ve tried different supermarkets at different times of day to no avail
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Taping a dozen q-tips together, entering the toilet stall, and praying it works
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One of my mates bought a box of toilet paper from a Godfrey's
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i hate that point in a relationship where the lady starts telling you about her problems all the time i know this is probably something i need to resolve about myself
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Dr. Garbanzo posted:How loving hard is it to cough into your elbow. I know I had 10 years of training in a kitchen where a cough in the hand meant another hand washing but it really isn't that hard to focus on coughing and sneezing into your elbow. DOwnside of the elbow sneeze means you sometimes get snot on your shirt. Im not sure her arms were long enough E: .meaning nothing more than that her arms looked very short... Poached Eggs fucked around with this message at 12:22 on Mar 9, 2020 |
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Dr. Garbanzo posted:I’d like any kind of bog roll victory at this point. We are down to our last roll and I’ve tried different supermarkets at different times of day to no avail Start cutting up old clothes ear-marked for vinnies. It's kicking the problem downhill but theyre a big organisation
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McSpergin posted:Im convinced I need a shoulder reconstruction hey. I got hit in a real bad way playing union back in the late 00's and despite loads of physio and chiro it's never come good. When I did it, it tore all the muscles around the shoulder and burst the fluid sac (bursa?) in the shoulder and has always given me grief I jumped off the waterfall at Wattamolla. Poor landing. Ripped out the ligaments on both sides of my right clavicle (where it attaches to your neck and your shoulder) and tore the gently caress out of my rotator cuff.  
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NVJ awakens from a coma, unable to fit back into society because he’s missed years of plot developments in the commercials about the talking meerkats advertising market insurance comparisons
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Poached Eggs posted:Start cutting up old clothes ear-marked for vinnies. I was about to do a donation run. Might hang onto them now good idea..
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Dr. Garbanzo posted:I’d like any kind of bog roll victory at this point. We are down to our last roll and I’ve tried different supermarkets at different times of day to no avail Toilet Roll count = 67 (also got some yesterday morning 07:30 at Woolies for a friend.) Got some P95 Facemasks too. My friends kid is sneezing, coughing, feels dizzy, and has a headache ...
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Blow posted:Toilet Roll count = 67 (also got some yesterday morning 07:30 at Woolies for a friend.) Does this make you feel cool or something? The size of your e-peen is directly inverse to the number of toilet rolls you’ve hoarded to make it through a fairly bad flu
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Dr. Garbanzo posted:Does this make you feel cool or something? The size of your e-peen is directly inverse to the number of toilet rolls you’ve hoarded to make it through a fairly bad flu Can you imagine what people are going to be like if a true doomsday virus ever hits?
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hrmm noone has turned up to open the office up when normally we open 15m ago. am i dead and in ghost world????
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Die, presumably.
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Waiting for my doctor to open and a family of 4 just pulled up. People just don't get it.
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Lolie posted:Can you imagine what people are going to be like if a true doomsday virus ever hits? It'll be hosed, but on the plus side imagine the videos of halfwits in Sydney suburban woolies punching on over the last 15 bottles of mustard or whatever weird poo poo people decide to hoard.
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Well our doors got unlocked almost 45m late today. Last week felt like about a third of the office was away and I feel like this week will be more of the same.
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naeka posted:Well our doors got unlocked almost 45m late today. Last week felt like about a third of the office was away and I feel like this week will be more of the same. We still have seasonal flu season to come. Seems like a lot of organisations are going to have a lot of unscheduled staff absences for the next few months.
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Lolie posted:We still have seasonal flu season to come. Seems like a lot of organisations are going to have a lot of unscheduled staff absences for the next few months. ya 3/10 of my students are in today when only 1 had scheduled leave and one has a cold. keeps coughing and sneezing and uhh not great.
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Dr. Garbanzo posted:Does this make you feel cool or something? The size of your e-peen is directly inverse to the number of toilet rolls you’ve hoarded to make it through a fairly bad flu Totally.  I never get the 'flu anyways. Also "e-peen", what, are we like 9 years old?
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I did my shoulder in the surf 10 years ago and never really recovered. Your body's saying pack it in, your not 20 anymore. Definitely stop jumping off things.
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