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thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

"Jeff Bezos saw his wealth drop by $6 billion overnight."

Good start to the day.

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


has anyone proposed coronavirus parties like they did with other deseases

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work

Bulgakov posted:

a blurry tromo arriving in orlando :peanut:



Looks like someones been dicking around with the presidential saturation again

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Bulgakov posted:

a blurry tromo arriving in orlando :peanut:



Yellow tie represents Corona beer

Trump's infected

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


good god

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

zegermans posted:

I'm not as worried about the "lovely centrist leads to President Cotton" scenario because no one has showed they can do what Trump does. Cotton is boring as hell, and isn't able to just laser focus on the exact frequency of pure boomer grievance culture like T rump can

But Trump has set up the standard and the office for ensuring only those loyal to the person of the president get to hold their jobs. Let's us see if the next guy gets rid of that abomination.

Actual Satan
Mar 14, 2017

Keep on partying!

You'll NEVER regret it!

Trust ME!


He excitedly called friends to say he had the perfect tweet to neutralize the CoronaVirus. He would call it "the flu."

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



That girl is dipshit gun girl in 5 years

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
TRUMP

https://i.imgur.com/u6kaNgr.mp4

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

thrawn527 posted:

"Jeff Bezos saw his wealth drop by $6 billion overnight."

Good start to the day.

this will serve as a massive blow to Bezos' burgeoning funkopop collection

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

punchymcpunch posted:

thats more people than died in the movie Die Hard

Well they didn't name it die easy, did they

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

Bulgakov posted:

a blurry tromo arriving in orlando :peanut:



Wait.

Why is television star Donald Trump coming out of a plane with the presidential seal on it?

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Bethamphetamine posted:

Airlines desperate to maintain priority in their preferred routes fly empty planes.

Platinum frequent flyers book pointless round trips so they don't lose their status.

This seems like a healthy business model worth bailing out.

Paperclip Air travel machine

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp



from the standpoint of water?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

thrawn527 posted:

"Jeff Bezos saw his wealth drop by $6 billion overnight."

Good start to the day.

we cold tax beezos for 6 billion and afford free healthcare and college, or let the market winds let it disappear completely

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



petit choux posted:

Well they didn't name it die easy, did they

yeh die hard is the name of the main guy tho. so its just saying "the main guy isnt gonna die in the movie"

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

I'm just in awe how much the average conservative brain thrashes against any illumination that makes Dear Leader look the smallest bit bad. like, they'll make up elaborate scenarios where they are correct, or just mock the reality of their own failure. i love it

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

ArmZ posted:

good god

“I’m Joe Biden and I learned absolutely nothing from 2008 :bravo:

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Fix posted:

Wait.

Why is television star Donald Trump coming out of a plane with the presidential seal on it?

theyre making a movie where he gets elected president and bungles his way to success

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

baw posted:

theyre making a movie where he gets elected president and bungles his way to success

Who is the villain?

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Bulgakov posted:

a blurry tromo arriving in orlando :peanut:



piss tie is real

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

Who is the villain?

Hunter Biden

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

Who is the villain?

joe biden

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


cargo cult posted:

come out ye black and tans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAKZ9eyuhiY

Godlessdonut
Sep 13, 2005

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

Who is the villain?

The DNC

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

punchymcpunch posted:

yeh die hard is the name of the main guy tho. so its just saying "the main guy isnt gonna die in the movie"

John Di'Hrd McClane

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Augus posted:

piss tie is real

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

i think this pic is pretty

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Woke myself up today whispering "Biden"

it means something, folks

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

Who is the villain?

The USA

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

DryGoods posted:

Woke myself up today whispering "Biden"

it means something, folks

Means you're woke

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

Who is the villain?

ttabl

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

Who is the villain?

Hillary Clinton

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/MichaelCBender/status/1237038864419762176

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

zegermans posted:

I'm not as worried about the "lovely centrist leads to President Cotton" scenario because no one has showed they can do what Trump does. Cotton is boring as hell, and isn't able to just laser focus on the exact frequency of pure boomer grievance culture like T rump can

you're more looking at Josh Hawley who's very popular with the religious and cultural right and not a neocon on any level. someone like that would completely ditch the neocon policy and actually dole out a reasonable healthcare policy along with a jobs program. they'd also go straight for a theocracy. tucker carlsons politics are where this is all going.

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

awesome stuff

lets keep this going until it all collapses in another decade or so

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

https://twitter.com/prisonplanet/status/1021886560399237120?lang=en

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1237042140447989760

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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
hell yes!!! today is a good day to buy!!!

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