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Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

It’s hilarious how conservatives will constantly gut government programs and regulation as if they forget why they were established in the first fuckin place lol

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ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
i will call you later.

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


dads friend steve posted:

the best thing boomers can do for millennials is die and give them their money :hmmyes:

in a final "gently caress you" to millennials, the boomers all die of coronavirus, but only after their retirements are destroyed and they take out reverse mortgages

also they re-elect donald trump, who remains in office until his death at age 120

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

trump is both the nude emperor and the child in one being. thank u donald.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Louisgod posted:

very cool, now we get the elderly lurching into grocery stores and clogging every god drat aisle for the next month.

Good thing I already scored my bales of TP

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

Behind you! A three headed monkey!

College Slice
big fuckup by Obama here. huge.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Woofer posted:

It’s hilarious how conservatives will constantly gut government programs and regulation as if they forget why they were established in the first fuckin place lol

regulations are only needed for the masses, if ur rich enough to own ur own factory regulations are just inhibitors

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

DryGoods posted:

Silver seems like a better investment for the coming apocalypse. since you can trade it and also melt it down to battle most supernatural entities

THANK YOU. at least SOMEBODY here has a working brain

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Maybe the law that says you can’t skydive with your elephant on your wedding day is probably outdated, but the laws making the financial sector a little less susceptible to utter failure seems like it has a perpetual place in a capitalist society, and the organization tasked with pandemic response seems like it has a perpetual place where people are.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
what if I already work from home? there's also a weed and liquor store within walking distance, how will corona disrupt my lifestyle

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/BrimleyLine/status/1237064789865742336

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Curiously left out the one thing Trump loves to do that absolutely will be helped along by Pandemic outbreak: Blaming brown immigrants for everything.

yeah, his crowing about the travel ban is just "i was racist against the filthy hoards before they started spreading disease"

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
lmfao I just realized that :crnasickos: is a real emote here and not a custom one

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/Sifill_LDF/status/1237065552104914946

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Schmoe Cwead posted:

yeah, his crowing about the travel ban is just "i was racist against the filthy hoards before they started spreading disease"

He also RT'd Charlie Kirk fearmongering about "dirty illegals" today too.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

what did you think were in those cans of chunky soup?

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

ex post facho posted:

what if I already work from home? there's also a weed and liquor store within walking distance, how will corona disrupt my lifestyle

I work from home too and a couple months ago my buddy grew a fuckton of weed and gave me and others a huge mason jar full of it, so I'm stocked up for like the next 3 months

gently caress alcohol, it's a downer that makes everything miserable

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


Yes they will all be cared for

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

Schmoe Cwead posted:

"the market has been very active today" lmao


*walks in to see ur grandmother having a grand mal seizure* boy good to see u so active today nana

lol

Floor is lava
May 14, 2007

Fallen Rib

https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/920709146789515272

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



FACT: Trump.

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

Behind you! A three headed monkey!

College Slice

hmm, it seems like massive corporate tax cuts and making it easier to give money to your kids tax free should fix this?

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/robreiner/status/1236665172959223808

can we have a good president?

no u must settle for "not a criminal"

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1237067805381533696

MY PRESIDENT

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Bearjew posted:

FACT: Trump.

the defense rests, your honor

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Bearjew posted:

FACT: Trump.

can confirm

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Bearjew posted:

FACT: Trump.

honk honk

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

Behind you! A three headed monkey!

College Slice
maybe we could cut food stamps to reduce waste and excess?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/soozannimal/status/1100931573376057344

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
wtf is this

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Schmoe Cwead posted:

https://twitter.com/robreiner/status/1236665172959223808

can we have a good president?

no u must settle for "not a criminal"

inhaling children on the regular isn't a crime right

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
slather that hand, Trump

just coat it

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!




lmfaoooooo a loving unsupervised buffet during a pandemic

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Dustcat posted:

what's a cruise ship actually worth though

They can hold a lot of plague victims so a ton.

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

Schmoe Cwead posted:

https://twitter.com/robreiner/status/1236665172959223808

can we have a good president?

no u must settle for "not a criminal"
lol when the dems get wrecked in november because they think "he's not trump" is good enough

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


Boomer yells at kid while reverse mortgaging their house

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
if bidens the nominee, boy will i have a few choice words to say!!!!!! some of the words will be quite rude, you've been warned

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Intel&Sebastian posted:

lmfaoooooo a loving unsupervised buffet during a pandemic

check the date

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

She's touching her face.

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Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

DryGoods posted:

slather that hand, Trump

just coat it

the president strips down and soaks in a full tub of sanitizer like the precogs in minority report after every rally

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