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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1237070918809260042

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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Been thinking about life and mortality today. I’d rather die gloriously in battle than from a virus. In a way it doesn’t matter. But it kinda does.

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Closing back in on -2,000 for the day for the DOW

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003
demon
cracker
nation

https://twitter.com/EmmaLBriant/status/1236967109479063553?s=20

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

Tainen posted:

it already was halted for 15 minutes when it reached -7% the next ones are -13 and -20

Just trying to see what number to watch for so I don’t get hit by jumping execs on my way to the parking lot

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Der Meister posted:

remember when Hillary.m clinton couldn’t get into a van that one time without looking like Bernie from weekend at berniea


that’s when I knew she would lose

this was it for me too. The loving shoe man.

JHVH-1
Jun 28, 2002
https://twitter.com/TomMattaBigBand/status/1237054201278103552?s=20
https://twitter.com/SeanBoog/status/1237021139458764800?s=20
https://twitter.com/Cat_Headley/status/1235175910439030785?s=20
https://twitter.com/realmamimi/status/1236986848347471883?s=20
https://twitter.com/MarycademMandus/status/1237070867458412547?s=20
https://twitter.com/MBrodie13/status/1235818216548532224?s=20

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

the whole message at this theme park has been “maybe stop killing the planet iditos”!lmao

400 pound boomers in mobility carts can’t hear it

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

DryGoods posted:

Cumshitter is #Cancelled

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
bitcoin went from 4k to 16k in January through the second week of february but now appears to be returning to the pre-boost number. i wonder how much all of this is affected by bitcoin farms in china halting production.

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Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

JHVH-1 posted:

If I was a day trader I would be like... i have 3 sundays I will give you for 2 mondays and a wednesday.

giving up Sundays? seems wrong

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

quote:

As Trump pushes a nothing-to-see-here message in public, sources said he’s privately terrified about getting the virus. “Donald is a famous germaphobe. He hates it if someone is eating nachos and dips a chip back in after taking a bite. He calls them ‘double dippers,’” a prominent Republican said.

lmao

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Been thinking about life and mortality today. I’d rather die gloriously in battle than from a virus. In a way it doesn’t matter. But it kinda does.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

you dont even gain any extra days, not much of a trader tbqf

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

lmao an old woman jsut coughed all over me lmao

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

This is the best one of these ever

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Thanks I hate it

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

Wait til he sees THAT Seinfeld episode

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/1237074354279768064?s=19

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Hero journalist

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Been thinking about life and mortality today. I’d rather die gloriously in battle than from a virus. In a way it doesn’t matter. But it kinda does.


Pead
May 31, 2001
Nap Ghost
Number is going end up having a top ten worst percentage drop today, poor number, lets all clap to keep number alive

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
the market crash is more glorious than I could've ever hoped for, down 1,900 points babbbyy love the mets

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
not sure it was the best idea for jonathan frakes to take a job as the white house coronavirus communications coordinator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e46xdcUo

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
stop being a fuckin tease and hit -2000 you poo poo!!1

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Louisgod posted:

the market crash is more glorious than I could've ever hoped for, down 1,900 points babbbyy love the mets

It's not even a 2 year low.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/GamerPres2020/status/1237057809319170052

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
I'm not much of a germaphobe but it's pretty common to shame anyone who double dips a nacho or anything else. Fried mushrooms in ranch etc. Generally, it becomes your personal tub of ranch if you double dip. This isn't me, but pretty much everyone I've ever interacted with in the past 40 plus years. Is this just a midwest thing?

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

LOL TRUMP HAS TINY HANDS XD #resist #bluenomatterwho #whatweretheythinking #imstillmadaboutthatguyontwittercallingmeashitfuck

- me tweeting as I'm led to the firing line under Emperor Trump

yorkinshire
Apr 28, 2009

In space no one can hear your dope beats.

"Let me be clear. We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June in California."

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Tainen posted:

stop being a fuckin tease and hit -2000 you poo poo!!1

It was at ~-2030ish for a couple seconds after reopening earlier today, but then number started to go up :smith:

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

euphronius posted:

lmao an old woman jsut coughed all over me lmao

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
seductive dancing

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014





TRUMP

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

so i was a health support worker once as a part time thing, and they gave us a practical handwashing test in our induction, then did a uv test after to show our results

and trust me we all need loving instructions, noone passed first time

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
-2020

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

swept into the biohazard disposal bag of history

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015


remember that one time trump got mad when someone made fun of his hands and then it happened literally never again

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smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
have any goons been diagnosed w/ castlevirusia and talked about it on the forums?

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