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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
didn't help that i wash my hands exclusively with cum

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
I never realized that the market's "circuit breaker" defense was only for like 15 minutes? That seems....not very effective. At what point do they just shut down for the rest of the day?

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

The night brims with defiled scum, and is permeated by their vile stench. Just think. Now you're all set to hunt and kill to your hearts content.

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004

appreciate the congrats

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


lol

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Basebf555 posted:

I never realized that the market's "circuit breaker" defense was only for like 15 minutes? That seems....not very effective. At what point do they just shut down for the rest of the day?

at 20% drop they suspend trading for the day

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

20% oh god

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Ben Nerevarine posted:

at 20% drop they suspend trading for the day

drat, that's a really really bad day. We're not even halfway there!

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
wow! president bernie!

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

Behind you! A three headed monkey!

College Slice
through a combination of aggressive media appearances on Hannity and Fox & Friends, angry tweets, and tax cuts for the wealthy.... well there’s a chance we can beat this thing

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Philthy posted:

I'm not much of a germaphobe but it's pretty common to shame anyone who double dips a nacho or anything else. Fried mushrooms in ranch etc. Generally, it becomes your personal tub of ranch if you double dip. This isn't me, but pretty much everyone I've ever interacted with in the past 40 plus years. Is this just a midwest thing?

Who the hell needs to double dip a fried mushroom? You dip it once and then pop the whole thing into your mouth.

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

smarxist posted:

have any goons been diagnosed w/ castlevirusia and talked about it on the forums?
Right now, only boomers are getting tested so goons must self diagnose and then photoshop the results for the attentive forums

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



good numbers :yeshaha:

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

TMMadman posted:

Who the hell needs to double dip a fried mushroom? You dip it once and then pop the whole thing into your mouth.

mother in laws

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
it's time to quarantine D&D then set it adrift for the health of the rest of the forums

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/1237076983051431936

did somebody say tax cut

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/realDailyWire/status/1227253978158624770

https://twitter.com/ColbyItkowitz/status/1236446922250096646

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

Godlessdonut posted:

I thought this was a joke, but nope!


healthy at any size

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side
dow going to stop at exactly 17000 and Q will finally reveal herself and explain why it's all part of the plan

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
romney gun be the only republican alive

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
this is good news... for MITTENS!

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

Ramadu posted:

:psyduck: capitalism will destroy us all

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

oh no! Number is sick with corona :ohdear:

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

NofrikinfuN posted:

gently caress it, everyone stop thinking about consequences and eat the chicken donut

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Gravy Jones posted:

dow going to stop at exactly 17000 and Q will finally reveal herself and explain why it's all part of the plan

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
if the DOW reaches a negative number, the counter flips over and you get Maximum Number

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
i blew by a cop at like 85 mph and he didnt light me up

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Basebf555 posted:

I never realized that the market's "circuit breaker" defense was only for like 15 minutes? That seems....not very effective. At what point do they just shut down for the rest of the day?

20% drop

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


As if homeless Street urchins aren't a desirable feature for people like Trump

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


guys what if we're wrong

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


gotta give them credit, they're consistent.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/cacophonousfart/status/1237079560564264969?s=19

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

The first, fake Private Ryan is played by Nathan Fillion

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Crusader posted:

turmp increasingly isolated, wearing kleenex boxes on feet

The man will do anything not to wear a condom.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
might gently caress around and play poker after work this week to hasten my demise from COVID-19

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side
meanwhile...



also loving lol, this is a real thing



Now: Extreme Fear :magical:

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

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cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
the greed and fear index is fun

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