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Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Bloopsy posted:

It's shame they didn't make any more of these. Quite possibly the best video content the Onion has ever produced (aside from Sex House, of course).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBGFQpkFNgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apwjgE0n9fc

I can’t believe Sex House was eight years ago. That was one of the best web video series I’ve ever seen.

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



SCheeseman posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knSGD0JqGuk
Less than a month to go before humankind completes it's final phase in sterilizing this horrible planet.

:getin:

Nebrilos
Oct 9, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXXaj--a6-4
Bloomberg Defends NYPD's Controversial Stop And Kiss Program

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



Ugly In The Morning posted:

I can’t believe Sex House was eight years ago. That was one of the best web video series I’ve ever seen.

Cloudy drink kills frog!

I miss the magic of Lake Dredge Appraisal as well.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



lake dredge was special

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

Krankenstyle posted:

lake dredge was special
It was alright. I'm not sure I'd call it memorable.

Although I guess I'm remembering it now, so I guess it's a memorable video series. Heh, you got me.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



cant auction a memory though (guild rules)

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



One of my favorite things about the appraisals is the YouTube commenters taking it all so very seriously. Also, Pete just wants to watch the world burn.

Reductress knows their cats:

https://twitter.com/Reductress/status/1229767735292387328

bamhand
Apr 15, 2010
My wife was literally singing to our cat when I saw that article. It got about half the words right.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Jet Jaguar posted:

One of my favorite things about the appraisals is the YouTube commenters taking it all so very seriously. Also, Pete just wants to watch the world burn.

ya the ol' onion video channel is one of the few places that reading comments isnt detrimental

also dont doxx my cat pls

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Haschel Cedricson posted:

It was alright. I'm not sure I'd call it memorable.

Although I guess I'm remembering it now, so I guess it's a memorable video series. Heh, you got me.

:hmmyes:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Krankenstyle posted:

lake dredge was special

Funnier than Sex House IMO.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Funnier than Sex House IMO.

Welcome to sex house!
(0001)

Horace Kinch
Aug 15, 2007

2020 Race Upended After New Poll Finds Trump, Democrats Trailing Mysterious Rune-Covered Obelisk By 80 Points

Bloopsy
Jun 1, 2006

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INCOMING SEXT! INCOMING SEXT! INCOMING SEXT!

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.

I still like this one along similar lines from 2012:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjonGtrCyVE

My favorite on-screen gag: Hillary Clinton "has not ruled out" 2016 run, orb instantly quadruples in size.

Mr.Radar has a new favorite as of 05:34 on Feb 24, 2020

Fezziwig
Jun 7, 2011

I read this article in the voice of the narrator from Welcome to Nightvale.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I was one of the first people to say the obelisk was good, folks. Love the runes, make a lot of people mad, but that's ok, I'm looking very strongly into voting for the runes, and we're going to do that.

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

zoux posted:

I was one of the first people to say the obelisk was good, folks. Love the runes, make a lot of people mad, but that's ok, I'm looking very strongly into voting for the runes, and we're going to do that.

I'm a rune voter. Sure, this is not my ideal obelisk, but its positioning on the m̵̜͂̎ą̸̤̝̂i̵̛̭̻̼͝n̸͈̲̞͗̿ ̶̛̫̱̌̿w̴̩̬̾̓ë̴͚́̄̚d̸̗̫̐̉̈́ͅg̷̘͋͝ë̶̪͛ ̷͖̆͜ŗ̷̭͒̅û̴͙ṉ̷͠ͅë̴̯͛̚ş̸̤̱̌̚

*drools*

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1232023153653747714

https://twitter.com/peta/status/1230224794991419397

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Mr.Radar posted:

I still like this one along similar lines from 2012:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjonGtrCyVE

My favorite on-screen gag: Hillary Clinton "has not ruled out" 2016 run, orb instantly quadruples in size.

I will always enjoy Ron Paul's Whimsical Jalopy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auZCn13tgfs

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

In yet another case of Hard Drive having good title game (though the article's pretty good too):

https://twitter.com/HardDriveMag/status/1231631119579303936

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

Jet Jaguar posted:

One of my favorite things about the appraisals is the YouTube commenters taking it all so very seriously. Also, Pete just wants to watch the world burn.

Reductress knows their cats:

https://twitter.com/Reductress/status/1229767735292387328

Just thinking of nothing but murder all day.

Nemo
Feb 24, 2001

Uh! Double up Uh! Uh!
Facebook is finally looking out for the little guy!

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
It gave them a good excuse to repost this:

https://local.theonion.com/area-facebook-user-incredibly-stupid-1819576827

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1233109564335235072

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1233466420538888195

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1233156990043664385

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/Reductress/status/1233821855032758273

It's like they are reading my mind.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1234903384207110145

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/harddrivemag/status/1235988689278377988?s=21
Posting for the pic

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Eh.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJkWS4t4l0k

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

SerialKilldeer
Apr 25, 2014

But what if you're a pangolin??

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/REALpunknews/status/1236350981526470660

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1237010779611807744

Brother you aint kidding

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1237054556321787905

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Biden Wondering Where All This Support Was When He Still Had Functioning Brain

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I saw a thing where the Onion editorial staff decided to be fully pro-Bernie for the cycle to expiate the guilt they feel through elevating Biden in the "Diamond Joe" stuff throughout the Obama admin but: I don't think they have the reach they think and I'm not sure how portraying Joe Biden as a dirtbag black sheep uncle was supposed to improve his profile

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

zoux posted:

I saw a thing where the Onion editorial staff decided to be fully pro-Bernie for the cycle to expiate the guilt they feel through elevating Biden in the "Diamond Joe" stuff throughout the Obama admin but: I don't think they have the reach they think and I'm not sure how portraying Joe Biden as a dirtbag black sheep uncle was supposed to improve his profile

the diamond joe thing was really big, there was a book and biden and his staffers commented on it several times. the fact that there's a wikipedia article solely about The Onion's version of Joe Biden is telling:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Biden_(The_Onion)

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

eh

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