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Pikavangelist posted:courtesy of the "science diagrams that look like shitposts" facebook group lol like mike pence would be caught anywhere near science
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# ? Jan 19, 2020 08:19 |
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The second drawing is incorrect, it's missing a large erect horse dong filling 2/3 of vp Pence's torso. The expression of aching longing mixed with satisfaction on the face is accurate though.
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# ? Jan 19, 2020 12:03 |
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Shaffness posted:The second drawing is incorrect, it's missing a large erect horse dong filling 2/3 of vp Pence's torso. The expression of aching longing mixed with satisfaction on the face is accurate though. That wouldn't show up on a x-ray though Or would it? I realize I know very little about horse cocks despite this very informative thread please don't PM me anything about horse cocks
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# ? Jan 19, 2020 13:26 |
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Today is a very special anniversary for our boy Mikey. https://twitter.com/elle_hunt/status/1221044225493651456?s=20
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# ? Jan 26, 2020 22:30 |
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Xand_Man posted:That wouldn't show up on a x-ray though google says that horses are among the rare mammals that do not have a baculum, viz. a penis bone, putting them among the illustrious company of animals like whales, rhinos, and humans
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 02:50 |
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Don't give him ideas
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 06:42 |
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This thread was on the third page, and you know that's no good. 🏇 🐎 🐴
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 22:34 |
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https://i.imgur.com/zTeqqcJ.mp4
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# ? Feb 7, 2020 05:57 |
Don't mock Mike Pence by offering him a FEMALE horsecreature!
Parahexavoctal has issued a correction as of 06:30 on Feb 7, 2020 |
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# ? Feb 7, 2020 06:06 |
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My head is spinning from a three-day fugue of obsessively following Mayor Cheat steal the media bump from the caucus. I recenter my chi by reciting the ancient mantra of the Northern Virginia monastic wonk orders: Mike-Pence-hosed-A-Horse. Mike-Pence-hosed-A-Horse. Mike-Pence-hosed-A-Horse.
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# ? Feb 7, 2020 10:44 |
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I remember
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# ? Feb 8, 2020 07:01 |
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quote:Vice President Pence, in response to having sired the first human-horse hybrid, had this to say:
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# ? Feb 9, 2020 02:03 |
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What do you think it sounded and smelled like when the centaur came out of his rear end in a top hat
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# ? Feb 9, 2020 03:50 |
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🐎🍆😍
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# ? Feb 9, 2020 03:58 |
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Good news everybody Mike Pence has switched to an all horse sperm diet.
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# ? Feb 9, 2020 05:32 |
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elizabeth warren mentioned the wrong animal to the question "who will be your mike pence", which reminded me that mike pence got hosed by a horse
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# ? Feb 10, 2020 02:58 |
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I'm going to bump this thread again. 🐎
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# ? Feb 12, 2020 03:39 |
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pence still likes horse penis
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# ? Mar 9, 2020 23:46 |
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1982 Subaru Brat posted:What do you think it sounded and smelled like when the centaur came out of his rear end in a top hat do you mean came into his rear end in a top hat?
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# ? Mar 10, 2020 23:09 |
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# ? Mar 11, 2020 04:12 |
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This thread was on the third page, I wanted to make sure people didn't forget. Can horses get this virus? Has Mike Pence been forced to forego visits to his horses? We all must make sacrifices.
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# ? Mar 24, 2020 19:11 |
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Hey friends, there's a lot of stressful stuff going on out there, and a lot of uncertainty. That's why in times like these you need something you can rely on, something that was true yesterday, true today and will be true tomorrow, no matter what happens. There are many answers: religion, family, a personal calling, etc. But there is another more modest answer 'He definitely hosed that horse' May it bring you some small comfort in these trying times Xand_Man has issued a correction as of 06:43 on Jun 15, 2020 |
# ? Mar 28, 2020 06:21 |
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mike pence is getting rawed by as many different horses as he can before covid takes him
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# ? Mar 28, 2020 06:32 |
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I'm watching a tracker that went from about 80,000 to about 105,000 in the last day or so. Guess what it is? Hint: it's not the virus
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# ? Mar 28, 2020 06:41 |
1982 Subaru Brat posted:I'm watching a tracker that went from about 80,000 to about 105,000 in the last day or so. Guess what it is? Hint: it's not the virus diameter of mike pence's horsefucked anus, in μm?
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# ? Mar 28, 2020 18:23 |
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hahahhaaha oh it's nothing, just remembered something v funny
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# ? Mar 28, 2020 20:24 |
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trump should never have put pence in charge of the coronavirus response. not because he's an awful person whose sole accomplishment in disease control was an unchecked aids epidemic, but because pence is never going to pull himself away from his stallions long enough to do any real work. you can't really hold a meeting with what little remains of the cdc while hanging below a horse, suspended from the floor by two feet of horse schlong up your ruined gaping rear end in a top hat.
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 00:33 |
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OOH IOM
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 01:27 |
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1982 Subaru Brat posted:I'm watching a tracker that went from about 80,000 to about 105,000 in the last day or so. Guess what it is? Hint: it's not the virus Milliliters of horse jizz our VP has consumed?
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 01:58 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 06:28 |
It's amazing whenever I see this thread in my control panel, the memory reasserts itself in my brain, just like a horse's penis reasserts itself into Mike Pence's anus.
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 06:14 |
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God bless everyone who bumps this thread every so often so that the memory remains alive. POW * MIA * MPFAH
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 06:16 |
1982 Subaru Brat posted:God bless everyone who bumps this thread every so often so that the memory remains alive. Years in the future, when Mike Pence finally dies, we will be here to remind people that the cause of death was Kenneth Pinyan Syndrome.
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 15:49 |
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oh yeah, right
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 16:01 |
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saw the thread about joe bideb and his rapes and I Remembered
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# ? Apr 9, 2020 06:20 |
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Somebody has issued a correction as of 14:41 on Apr 9, 2020 |
# ? Apr 9, 2020 06:52 |
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mike pence's BUTT and also his GUT are filled with horse NUT he is the horse SLUT
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# ? Apr 12, 2020 00:16 |
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it turns out horse cum is a cure for coronavirus and Mike Pence is trying to hoard a supply in his rear end before those drat scientistians find out
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