TRURO 1165: I could cause panic much better than even you

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Blackchamber: Jan 25, 2005

Joementum posted:

don�t believe their lies the cure 100^ works

https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1237126549851320320

legalize medicinal cocaine

# ? Mar 10, 2020 01:26

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# ? May 30, 2024 17:40

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# ? Mar 10, 2020 01:27

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

if pence was smart and not an abject bootlicking toadie, he should publicly say, true or not, that trump tested positive for COVID-19 and then enact the 25th amendment to get bozo trump out for a few weeks

that's likely the only way to prevent a self-imposed health care and economic collapse (too late anyway though)

# ? Mar 10, 2020 01:27

sinnesloeschen: Jun 4, 2011; fiiiiiiinnnne

not an endorsement posted:

living and dying on the wild side

# ? Mar 10, 2020 01:27

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helta posted:

Wow, a little a harsh

sorry friend

# ? Mar 10, 2020 01:28

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

I love how corini virus went straight into the White hoise through cpac

# ? Mar 10, 2020 01:28

not an endorsement: Mar 14, 2008; Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.

euphronius posted:

I love how corini virus went straight into the White hoise through cpac

a literal allegory

# ? Mar 10, 2020 01:29

Cao Ni Ma: May 25, 2010

Body aches, sore throat, dry cough

Corona-chan has come for me

# ? Mar 10, 2020 01:29

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

euphronius posted:

I love how corini virus went straight into the White hoise through cpac

probable that it went AIPAC -> CPAC -> TURMO

# ? Mar 10, 2020 01:29

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

remember when the dude who runs CPAC said Mitt Romney wasn't invited because he couldn't guarantee Mittens would be safe

that was funny

# ? Mar 10, 2020 01:30

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

i'll take care of that hot dog buffet

# ? Mar 10, 2020 01:30

No. 6: Jun 30, 2002

Cao Ni Ma posted:

Body aches, sore throat, dry cough

Corona-chan has come for me

That's not what CDC says

# ? Mar 10, 2020 01:31

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

# ? Mar 10, 2020 01:32

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

DryGoods posted:

i'll take care of that hot dog buffet

# ? Mar 10, 2020 01:32

helta: Jun 16, 2018; going back to my roots

DryGoods posted:

i'll take care of that hot dog buffet

lol

# ? Mar 10, 2020 01:32

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I still have a lingering cough from a cold I caught last month and I keep expecting work to just tell me to stay home for a week

# ? Mar 10, 2020 01:33

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Joementum posted:

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# ? Mar 10, 2020 01:33

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Joementum posted:

Hot Dog stew is a type of sandwich

# ? Mar 10, 2020 01:33

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Joementum posted:

what the gently caress

# ? Mar 10, 2020 01:33

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

quote:

Could a tulip bulb really be worth a million dollars? It's not quite as absurd as it might seem.

Tulip bulbs produce not only tulips, but offshoot bulbs called offsets. Owning a rare bulb was a bit like owning a champion racehorse: valuable in its own right, perhaps, but far more valuable because of its semen.

Given how far the wealthy would go to possess unusual tulips, there was nothing foolish about bulb traders paying top guilder for the bulbs.

Financial bubbles burst when expectations reach a tipping point: once enough people expect prices to fall, the supply of greater fools dries up. Does that explain the sudden collapse in prices in February 1637? Perhaps.

But there's another theory.

As rare bulbs such as Semper Augustus multiplied over the years, it is only natural that their price would fall.

In Haarlem - one of the warmer Dutch cities - February is exactly when tulip shoots would have burst through the soil. Having seen abundant shoots on their journeys, the bulb traders might have realised that the crop would be bountiful, and the rare flowers rather less rare than they had imagined.

Tulip-Mania - it's not the future of stable international finance like horse semen.

# ? Mar 10, 2020 01:33

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

hey the STFU phone is ringing. I think it's for you.

# ? Mar 10, 2020 01:34

Marx Headroom: May 10, 2007; AT LAST! A show with nonono ~~commercials~~!; Fallen Rib

Joementum posted:

Awful. Hot dogs only split like that when they're stressed. Those dogs are not happy!

# ? Mar 10, 2020 01:35

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Lol Matt Gaetz gave the usg the bubonic plague

# ? Mar 10, 2020 01:35

Mokelumne Trekka: Nov 22, 2015; Soon.

Joementum posted:

I'd bite that!

# ? Mar 10, 2020 01:35

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

That DICK! posted:

hey the STFU phone is ringing. I think it's for you.

# ? Mar 10, 2020 01:35

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Marx Headroom posted:

Awful. Hot dogs only split like that when they're stressed. Those dogs are not happy!

# ? Mar 10, 2020 01:36

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

Chris James 2 posted:

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# ? Mar 10, 2020 01:36

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

# ? Mar 10, 2020 01:37

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

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# ? Mar 10, 2020 01:37

HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/GuardianUS/status/1237175639242833920

# ? Mar 10, 2020 01:37

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Joementum posted:

Is this the open air hot dog virus trough

# ? Mar 10, 2020 01:38

helta: Jun 16, 2018; going back to my roots

Joementum posted:

No.... stop while u are ahead

# ? Mar 10, 2020 01:38

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Joementum posted:

I think this was an episode of Party Down

# ? Mar 10, 2020 01:38

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

helta posted:

No.... stop while u are ahead

i have one more of their "chicago dog" pot

pray i do not post it

# ? Mar 10, 2020 01:39

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Joementum posted:

i have one more of their "chicago dog" pot

pray i do not post it

DO ITTTT

# ? Mar 10, 2020 01:39

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Bethamphetamine posted:

Tulip-Mania - it's not the future of stable international finance like horse semen.

a) Haarlem is not one of the warmer cities
b) the trade was focused on a disease that caused the flowers to mutate, whether the mutations were apparent in the second cycle would have only become apparent when they blossomed in april
c) its all related to a law passed by the flower guild in February 1637

# ? Mar 10, 2020 01:39

helta: Jun 16, 2018; going back to my roots

Lol the hot dog buffet being the community covid spreader

# ? Mar 10, 2020 01:39

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