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purple death ray posted:There was at least one guy back during the tea party days who would go to their rallies with a sign that was like "Feeling SOUR about politics? Try https://www.lemonparty.org"
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Atlas Hugged posted:Working Moms also had a pretty good lemon party joke in season 2. Workin' Moms rules.
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Colonel Cancer posted:You know how sometimes you can fart and poo poo yourself? Very common GBS problem, I know. Same mechanics apply Sometimes?
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some psyllium husk powder in your oatmeal in the morning is very good for your digestive health, just an FYI
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I also have to chime in that it took me something like 2 1/2 or 3 years to catch up but this is one of my favorite threads of all time, since the dude in SA Mart was selling a bat.
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Animal. It was in a box frame as I recall.
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Sometimes I think about bug world goon. I have consistent world dreams but they're almost never like that. Bug world is like some mythological pure land.
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I wish the guy that starting dating his therapist and subsequently had to move to Siberia(?) would write back in. I'm guessing there just hasn't been any submissions in a long time.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I wish the guy that starting dating his therapist and subsequently had to move to Siberia(?) would write back in. I'm guessing there just hasn't been any submissions in a long time. He ain't been breathing for a long time.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I wish the guy that starting dating his therapist and subsequently had to move to Siberia(?) would write back in. I'm guessing there just hasn't been any submissions in a long time. This thread fell off the front page a while ago, the bookmarked goons are the only ones keeping it from archives
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Bust Rodd posted:This thread fell off the front page a while ago, the bookmarked goons are the only ones keeping it from archives Let's get some updates. I need more anon goon drama in my life. Somebody gently caress someone they shouldn't.
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Mar 9, 2020 14:32
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Could PM loquacious and ask if there's anything to post.
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I would like a bug kingdom update
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Sorry guys. I do have content, but politics stuff has been really consuming me lately and sometimes it's hard to set aside time and effort to read about other people's problems and formulate opinions on them. Right now I'm on a trip, and I have my laptop and some spare time, so here's some of it.quote:8 years ago i had a thing for this guy (im gay) back when we were both dumb teenagers. we had a bit of a thing together for a few years where we didn't quite date but we were romantically and intimately on much higher terms than just friends. he ended up getting a girlfriend out of nowhere but we were too stupid to tone down anything beyond not getting physical. i didn't entirely see much reason to like her or even want them together since she was a traditional christian who hated gay people (he was in the closet) and would start aggressive arguments with him out of nowhere over him being an atheist. If it helps your story as told doesn't paint that relationship as worth preserving at any point, and it sucks that our society put either of them in a place where they felt they were obligated to continue it. Friend bi, so what, marriage toxic, get out. If you're already telling him he needs to get a divorce and he's not listening, there's not really a whole lot else you can do unfortunately  quote:Sorry in advance that this is so long and sincere. Please feel free to mock this however you wish. I'd welcome it, in fact. All I have to say is that your feelings sound extremely understandable and you should do absolutely nothing about them. Take the horniness out on your fiancee, maybe, but otherwise just accept that your old crushes are gonna move on just like you did and if they happen to do it with people you know that's kinda rough but you gotta deal.
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You can’t ever Unfuck your friends. do with this what you will. I think in my entire life I’ve only managed to sleep with two close friends and have it not dramatically alter the relationship forever
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Which Royal Rumble was it?
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Bi friend goon: unless you want to be that person's escape hatch I think backing out now and saving yourself emotional baggage you don't have to carry would be the best course of action. Wanna Bang Friends Goon: I guess having an open and honest discussion with your fiancé would be an option, but if you're not willing to potentially open your door to an "open relationship" or become swingers, then it's not worth it. Otherwise I think loquacius hit the nail right on the head. Choke it down and move on. The feelings will eventually go away, and if they don't then you're gonna need to have another kind of conversation with your fiancé. Sleeping with friends can be amazing, but unless everyone is 100% on the same page someone is going to get hurt. And eventually someone won't be on the same page. So keep that in mind. Joke answer: Open up your relationship and report back.
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Think of all the things your hippie friends can't give you, like tax breaks, wedding expenses and consistency over long periods of time for better or for worse.
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quote:she caught him messaging me saying he wanted to suck my dick ... turns out his girlfriend had a massive fit over what happened (fair) and then started kicking him, slapping him, and calling him a human being (not as fair). I mean it's unconscionably rude but I wouldn't call it unfair
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Take the baby and the boyfriend and fly away to Hawaii to be in love and free
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New Order goon, consider cutting off your dick it would set healthy boundaries in your relationship, would take care of your horniness in the short term, and would be a great catalyst for creating art which I am assuming you are interested in doing based on the description of your friends but I don't mean to be hasty or want to jump to conclusions on that. Good luck!
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sugar free jazz posted:New Order goon, consider cutting off your dick it would set healthy boundaries in your relationship, would take care of your horniness in the short term, and would be a great catalyst for creating art which I am assuming you are interested in doing based on the description of your friends but I don't mean to be hasty or want to jump to conclusions on that. Good luck! We’re back, baby!
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sugar free jazz posted:New Order goon, consider cutting off your dick it would set healthy boundaries in your relationship, would take care of your horniness in the short term, and would be a great catalyst for creating art which I am assuming you are interested in doing based on the description of your friends but I don't mean to be hasty or want to jump to conclusions on that. Good luck! gently caress YEAH!!! Back at it!
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sugar free jazz posted:would be a great catalyst for creating art My canvas is my own body
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Somehow I always forget about SFJ and I'm always delighted when he pops up.
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I love this loving thread. Should we get an admin to open up this relationship (forums tour)?
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loquacius posted:My canvas is my own body Let your dick be your brush
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Solice Kirsk posted:I love this loving thread. Should we get an admin to open up this relationship (forums tour)? I think this would be a great idea and would get us a lot of good stories as well as a higher population of goon castratos
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I'm not a fan of gimmick posters but sugar free jazz is special.
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Sugar Free Jazz also has the bonus side effect of inspiring me to listen to all my Soul Coughing / Mike Doughty records. So in that way, they make my life better. Every time SFJ says "cut your dick off" an angel gets it's wings. (Down on the river by the sugar plant...) Thanks, SFJ!
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I was just thinking about that goon who puts a sniper rifle reticle on his neighbor across the street's head and had her over to suck his dick at some point as well
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More like Dick Free Jizz
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Sjs00 posted:I was just thinking about that goon who puts a sniper rifle reticle on his neighbor across the street's head and had her over to suck his dick at some point as well Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh... what?
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What if all goons cut their dicks off and then posted pics in a thread, and had a photoshop thread where goons 'shop other goons dicks on to their bodies?
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I’d do that but only because my dick has a bunch of metal in it and I think it’d be funny to see it on other dudes. Edit: oh gently caress wait now I wanna play a game where we all submit dick picks to loquacious anonymously and they have to guess which dick goes with which poster
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Bust Rodd posted:Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh... what? I remember there being a fesh about a guy who lived high up in an apartment and would just look through a sniper rifle scope across the street at a woman and fantasize about killing her. And then he got with her in the very room he would point his rifle at her. And there was another fesh about the goon who would keep a revolver in his car and pull it out on people for any reason. Said he got off on the feeling of having someone on the end of the barrel. Goons like guns, is what I'm saying.
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Bust Rodd posted:I’d do that but only because my dick has a bunch of metal in it and I think it’d be funny to see it on other dudes. Nice try.
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Bust Rodd posted:I’d do that but only because my dick has a bunch of metal in it and I think it’d be funny to see it on other dudes. this would be an appalling fiasco but funny. But in the end LingcodKilla posted:Nice try.
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All i heard was that it was okay to send loquacious many gigabytes of dick pics.
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